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Quote from: Spacemonkey;1413474
Indeed.

I listed President of the United States in my job history, and before that I was Action movie star Sylvester Stallone.

I bet all the other applicates to the job position.

I invented the shopping trolley, according to my CV.

I also invented the colour blue.

Reply #8800 Posted: August 22, 2011, 09:22:28 am



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Reply #8802 Posted: August 22, 2011, 10:14:37 am

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Quote from: winter;1413508
6:30AM Gym, is it the weekend yet?

Took me 1/2hour to get outa bed this morning to make it to the gym @ 6.30 rather then 6.

Still didnt make it to work on time.


just posting here because our northland thread is on holiday

Reply #8803 Posted: August 22, 2011, 10:22:06 am

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been in bed all weekend, temp of 40, feeling rather shit like!

Reply #8804 Posted: August 22, 2011, 11:27:39 am
Think of me like Yoda,
but instead of being little and green,
I wear suits and I'm awesome.
I'm your bro - I'm Broda!

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Ouch. Just got home from rehabbing at Gym. Leg hurts :(

Reply #8805 Posted: August 22, 2011, 11:39:02 am

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Reply #8806 Posted: August 22, 2011, 12:14:44 pm
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i had kinda hope speakman had died, what a pity

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Reply #8807 Posted: August 22, 2011, 12:24:06 pm
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The best thing about Finance Minister Bill English\'s latest Budget is that it does finally signal a much greater role for the private sector in the New Zealand economy. And another step along the way to extract this country from the political cul-de-sac in which Helen Clark\'s Labour Government parked us.

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Reply #8808 Posted: August 22, 2011, 12:28:39 pm

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Hahaha hori


Quote from: mayhem_lee;1413509
Took me 1/2hour to get outa bed this morning to make it to the gym @ 6.30 rather then 6.

Still didnt make it to work on time.


just posting here because our northland thread is on holiday

I have my mid term break from polytech. Gonna spend the next week sleeping in and watching porn. jealous much? muahahahaha
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Reply #8809 Posted: August 22, 2011, 12:37:18 pm
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Then you'll get older and suddenly fatter.
Then we'll lol@u.

Reply #8810 Posted: August 22, 2011, 01:58:33 pm
Everyone needs more Bruce Campbell.

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Pyro knows from experience. :rugby:

Why would anyone be jealous of watching porn though? It ain't hard to find.

UNLESS YOU'RE 12 LIKE CAMY.

Reply #8811 Posted: August 22, 2011, 02:32:43 pm

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HAHA YOU'RE A YOUNG PERSONS. A PERSONS WHOM WE WILL ASCRIMINATE AGAINST.

Reply #8812 Posted: August 22, 2011, 03:14:09 pm

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Job interview went well, spent an hour and a half filling out forms then only had a short interview which I answered every question honestly and properly.

Need to go back for a data entry test sometime soon which I was meant to do today but their internets were down.

Job is for Inbound call centre stuff.

Reply #8813 Posted: August 22, 2011, 03:59:04 pm

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Come home

OMG FRUITBURSTS IN FRIDGE.

Some cunt has taken them all bar the banana flavour.

nope.jpg

Reply #8814 Posted: August 22, 2011, 04:00:13 pm

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Come home

OMG SNAKES ALIVE ON MY PC DESK

Some cunt has taken all bar one yellow one.

iateit.jpg

Reply #8815 Posted: August 22, 2011, 04:06:16 pm

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Come home

OMG FRUITBURSTS IN FRIDGE.

Some cunt has taken them all bar the banana flavour.

nope.jpg

:<

Reply #8816 Posted: August 22, 2011, 04:29:34 pm
Now that you have read this, plz give me neg rep :>

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Reply #8817 Posted: August 22, 2011, 04:38:44 pm

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tf2 fuck yeh.

>how do i trade
>press f10
>i can't im on a mac
> wat

Reply #8818 Posted: August 22, 2011, 04:58:46 pm

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Quote from: mycoolcar;1413612
Banana fruit bursts are yum.

Suppose a preference for niche food is always good - less competition. Dung beetles think that cow shit is yum. :>

Quote from: Obble;1413620
tf2 fuck yeh.

>how do i trade
>press f10
>i can't im on a mac
> wat

Should read that as: I'm gaming on a Mac; I'm too dumb to know what an F10 key is.

Reply #8819 Posted: August 22, 2011, 06:08:30 pm
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Reply #8820 Posted: August 22, 2011, 06:12:54 pm

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Reply #8821 Posted: August 22, 2011, 06:14:38 pm
Everyone needs more Bruce Campbell.

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^truth.

He's a veritable Jabba the Hutt, aye fatboy.

Reply #8822 Posted: August 22, 2011, 06:21:10 pm
Recycle your red poppies, paint them white, and wear them throughout the year.

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Yes I got old and fat.
Fuck you bob.

Nah i don't fuck fat and old, or male. soz m8 :cupcake:

Reply #8823 Posted: August 22, 2011, 06:21:53 pm

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Nah i don't fuck fat and old, or male. soz m8 :cupcake:

That must make masturbation difficult

Reply #8824 Posted: August 22, 2011, 06:31:13 pm

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