Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Ngati_Grim]

No HT license Bob?

[Obble]

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Spigalau]

Bloody Winter... sexual deviant !

[Spork]

http://www.findwebstats.com/youporn.com

That is a lot of clicks per day.

[Obble]

That's a lot of revenue per day.

[Spork]

Damn I am awesome.

I applied for a position last week with Toll Personnel and had a phone interview on Friday I think it was, which started off horribly as my phone was cutting out heaps and I could hardly hear anything, however luckily the interviewer was quite kind and offered to call me on my land line and it all went quite well from there and I organised to go in on Monday (yesterday) to fill out some forms and have an interview. Arrived at the place which was real close to where I live, and filled out some forms for about an hour, had a quick interview which went real well, and was meant to do a data entry test however the building's internet was down.

I had to go back in today to do the data entry test, and well I was a tiny bit worried - more about my error rate as often at least while writing up posts and talking in-game/ on Facebook or where ever I will make a few more errors than I would prefer.

Arrived at the place, had a quick warm up test, then flew through both of the main tests (first one was alphanumeric and second one was a typing test). Made 3 mistakes in the alphanumeric out of 97 fields, then made 1 mistake in the typing test with 64 WPM. 95 percentile.

Going in to the place where I will actually be working (outsourced phone centre) tomorrow for what may be a final interview.

I must say that I much prefer doing this stuff than sitting on my bum playing Minecraft all day.

[Tandoori]

What testing software did you use? For the purpose of wankery, I'd love to know what percentile I fit into.

[winter]

Bloody Winter... sexual deviant !

It's true

[Dr Woomanchu]

Winter, taking frigid to a whole new level since ages ago

[winter]

<3

[Demandred]

What testing software did you use? For the purpose of wankery, I'd love to know what percentile I fit into.

Mavis Beacon I think

Best of luck with that Spork, hopefully they didnt pick up on your error of forgetting the underground floors of the apartment complex - that could of been a real game changer there
 
/firstworldproblems

[Spork]

In the first interview I was asked if I've ever dealt with a problem customer before, I then told them about my previous experience as a babysitter for the past six months on the Minecraft server, in which I dealt with problem 'customers' every single day.

[Obble]

And then they rung those 'problem customers' up and found out that Spork is actually a goat.

[Growler]

Spork = laddergoat?

[Pyromanik]

laddergoat?

oh you

[Zarkov]

Damn I am awesome.

I applied for a position last week with Toll Personnel and had a phone interview on Friday I think it was, which started off horribly as my phone was cutting out heaps and I could hardly hear anything, however luckily the interviewer was quite kind and offered to call me on my land line and it all went quite well from there and I organised to go in on Monday (yesterday) to fill out some forms and have an interview. Arrived at the place which was real close to where I live, and filled out some forms for about an hour, had a quick interview which went real well, and was meant to do a data entry test however the building's internet was down.

I had to go back in today to do the data entry test, and well I was a tiny bit worried - more about my error rate as often at least while writing up posts and talking in-game/ on Facebook or where ever I will make a few more errors than I would prefer.

Arrived at the place, had a quick warm up test, then flew through both of the main tests (first one was alphanumeric and second one was a typing test). Made 3 mistakes in the alphanumeric out of 97 fields, then made 1 mistake in the typing test with 64 WPM. 95 percentile.

Going in to the place where I will actually be working (outsourced phone centre) tomorrow for what may be a final interview.

I must say that I much prefer doing this stuff than sitting on my bum playing Minecraft all day.

All play and no work, makes Spork a dull boy.

[Obble]

Police cars, Police helo, fleeing car, i love west Auckland. :victorious:

[Reaper_Joe]

Police cars, Police helo, fleeing car, i love west Auckland. :victorious:

What did you do this time?

[winter]

don't fuck wid bob, he's from da hood.

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Meanwhile..

[zolteg]

Ok Christchurch.  Comin' down tomorrow. Enough of the wobbles and the cold for now.

[Spork]

Just had the final interview for my possible job at call centre. Find out today or tomorrow if I got it.

EDIT: Also, on an unrelated to the above topic note. Fuck women. >.> Confusing bitches.

[Mayhem_Lee]

Fuck women. >.> Confusing bitches.

Thats generally what you do and then they go back to the kitchen........i joke

It will all be good once you have a job bro can move on from there

[Spork]

Thats generally what you do and then they go back to the kitchen........i joke

It will all be good once you have a job bro can move on from there

Yea, well I was working towards having a woman, she was awesome, great cook and wicked in bed, but yea.. Bugger them.

[Ngati_Grim]

Yea, well I was working towards having a woman, she was awesome, great cook and wicked in bed, but yea.. Bugger them.

Bugger them aye?
You're doing it wrong. Sounds like you'd rather have a slave and a boyfriend.

Go on Spork, it's o.k. in this day and age.

[Retardobot]

Bugger them aye?
You're doing it wrong. Sounds like you'd rather have a slave and a boyfriend.

Go on Spork, it's o.k. in this day and age.

Sounded like he was impressed with said females attributes that included being a good cook, being great in bed and lastly, bot not least, being awesome.

I doubt Spork would actually force a woman into that sort of behaviour had she not these things innately.

I'm sure you praise your partner's ability to get you off, cook great food and be a good communicator.