Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Retardobot]

Jealously will get you nowhere!

:-P

Curses.

[camy205]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100205224624AA8pEzt


PAHAHA

[Pyromanik]

Sigh.

Back at it again. Trying to design a business card for myself. I'm a shitty client.

On the upside, got awesome praise from the printery we use for work. After 3 months, I've been told that I am the "best" when it comes to file preparation.

Fuckin' win.

/trumpet.

EDIT: Hah, just got an email in my jld.co.nz account. Someone's sent me a completed claim form by accident.

You mean, your boss didn't hire you full time?

what.

a.

.

[Retardobot]

You mean, your boss didn't hire you full time?

what.

a.

.

Yeah, he hired me full time, went permanent last week

Just trying to better my income by furthering my freelance game.

[Pyromanik]

Also, found me a pot of gold today:

Spoiler :

With only 2 men!

[Pyromanik]

Yeah, he hired me full time, went permanent last week

Just trying to better my income by furthering my freelance game.

Nice.

I have a non compete clause. And to be honest... worked so hard that going home is great without needing more work
Although the extra money might be good, not worth my sanity.
Plus I get enough bonuses as it is, my boss looks after his staff

[Retardobot]

I got a bonus at the beginning of the week.

By bonus, I mean a sausage roll from Pak 'N' Save.

FML.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I got a bonus at the beginning of the week.

By bonus, I mean a sausage roll from Pak 'N' Save.

FML.

That's a pretty awesome bonus.

All I get is money, and I can't eat money, I've tried.

[Retardobot]

Put your money where your mouth is.

Tried that?

[Speakman]

money talks. don't need a mouth no more

[TofuEater]

Bullshit walks.

[Virus.]

Any raise from my $0 at the moment would be good.

[winter]

That's a pretty awesome bonus.

All I get is money, and I can't eat money, I've tried.

Hah, I laughed with great volume in the office.

[Retardobot]

I can eat money no problems.

The issue comes when I discover that I can't shit money.

I went to the doctors once about it. I told the Doc that I didn't feel too grand. He ended up pulling out $1800 and told me "no wonder you didn't feel 2 grand".

[Zarkov]

Hah, I laughed with great volume in the office.

Can't say I did the same about retardo's post.

[Retardobot]

Can't say I did the same about retardo's post.

I didn't think you'd agree with Norm MacDonald's style of humor.

[TofuEater]

Har - i just got an error page on the NZ Herald website and it said: "Guru Meditation: 0A......." Chocolate fish to the first person who knows where that comes from (without googling of course!)

[Speakman]

I didn't think you'd agree with anyone's style of humor.

yeah I agree

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Har - i just got an error page on the NZ Herald website and it said: "Guru Meditation: 0A......." Chocolate fish to the first person who knows where that comes from (without googling of course!)

Spoiler :

It's an error notice displayed by early versions of the Commodore Amiga computer when they crashed.

I didn't google it. I used Bing.

[Emrico1]

Guru meditation was from the Amiga 500 error wasn't it?

Or wassss it??

/haha yeah it was. I didn't google it or check SMs spoiler until after. <3 my 1989 Amiga 500

Screen would go green! If you bent the machine over your knee it would come good. No shit.

[Tandoori]

Me right now.

[Obble]

Parkour: because only the French would create the martial art of running away. :distant:

[Pyromanik]

My boss is an animal.

"Do you want another beer? Yes, you want another beer. You're having another beer."

Then it's "Shall we have a roadie?"

I think we had 4 roadies. His eyes were half shut by the time his wife drove us home, haha.

[TofuEater]

Accused: "Look, i know i just murdered this bloke, but if i get a conviction it will be hard for me to get work as a comedian."
Judge: "I can see that, after all the dead bloke wasn't a loss to society, but if we lost our ability to laugh then we'd be in serious trouble."

Unfortunately only the judge saw the funny side in this whole sordid incident. I can tell you though, i'd arrange a boycott of any program that [why the fuck does this cunt have name suppression] ever appeared in.

[Pyromanik]

the fuck are you mad about now?