Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Codex]

Fucking westpac

Megacunts

That is all.

[Retardobot]

I thought everybody loved Westpac.

[Speakman]

I thought everybody loved Westpac.

i lol'd. noone has ever loved westpac

[Retardobot]

i lol'd. noone has ever loved westpac

Probably why I don't bank with them.

/Spacemonkey.

[Obble]

If you love your bank, you're doing it wrong.

[Retardobot]

If you love your bank, you're doing it wrong.

Sperm-banks say otherwise.

[Emrico1]

BNZ has been pretty gewd

[Xenolightning]

BNZ has been pretty gewd

Shit, I didn't realise they had a sperm division.

[Emrico1]

I jizzed all over the place and they were all smiles

[Obble]

Sperm-banks say otherwise.

Not if you're ginger.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/5651042/Redheads-rejected-as-sperm-bank-bans-deposits

[Retardobot]

NZ's never been too good at playing the mature card.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/5655861/Police-make-three-more-arrests-over-TV-pilot-stunt

Also John Key, LOL.

[Growler]

looking at selling my Logitech G35s if any locals interested

[Retardobot]

looking at selling my Logitech G35s if any locals interested

Why?

Dick.

[Growler]

Not loud enough for me, I am a deaf old cunt, I have scoured the web head to toe to look for a fix.

Great headphones, just not got the juice for a deaf bastard.

Not sure what I will do.

If I could figure a way to squeeze 10% more volume out of them they would be perfect.

[Emrico1]

Surely there's something wrong, mine are loud, like LOUD

...And I'm deaf as from 20+ years of surfing

[Codex]

Woah are you 50 Emribro?

Get your ears cleaned out growler, does wonders apparently

[Retardobot]

AUDICLEAN.

[Obble]

g35s drown out my tinnitus, or maybe that's the katy perry etc i listen to,  yours must be broken G-dawg :p

[Spork]

Fuck cars.

Take car in for service. Get phone call $2000, pretty well everything possible is fucked with my car.

[Obble]

Fuck cars.

Take car in for service. Get phone call $2000, pretty well everything possible is fucked with my car.

Mechanics love to take advantage of women.

[Growler]

my ears are clean as, but trust me, they are foooooooked.

I wonder if it is a system conflict or software etc.

[Spork]

Mechanics love to take advantage of women.

I took my dadd with me though! He knows stuff about stuff, and even after getting all the bullshit jobs removed it's still going to cost that much.

wtb job.

[Mayhem_Lee]

I took my dadd with me though! He knows stuff about stuff, and even after getting all the bullshit jobs removed it's still going to cost that much.

wtb job.

What kind car you wreck?

[Ngati_Grim]

NZ's never been too good at playing the mature card.

We have been, it's just that for some reason the immature bullshit is getting more press.

[Emrico1]

Woah are you 50 Emribro?

Get your ears cleaned out growler, does wonders apparently

Started surfing young.