Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Growler]

then those irresponsible parents should stop having fucking kids....

Oh hai guys, i hear you are having a famine, lets make babies to ease the load a little!

[Ngati_Grim]

"Oh hi guys, I hear you've been fucked over by Imperial and Colonial Powers and consigned to the rubbish bin of Humanity, mainly because of the .....".

Personally I don't think anyone should have kids and we should quietly non-breed ourselves out of existence, because anything else we do has such serious consequences on, not just us and our neighbours, but those in other parts of the world...

So, breeders (everywhere, but particularly of the Human and first-World variety) are my arch-enemies

[winter]

No, just self-obsessed

Wut?

[Ngati_Grim]

Wut?

lol, mock surprise

[Growler]

Lucky I'm a mother fucking vampire then!

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I'm also waiting on another shipment from Playtech for a Sata DVD-drive and a 120mm fan.. no doubt something will go wrong with that too.

If it makes you feel better, I ordered something from playtech yesterday, and it arrived this morning.
 
No, that wouldn't make to feel better, nevermind.
 

"Oh hi guys, I hear you've been fucked over by Imperial and Colonial Powers and consigned to the rubbish bin of Humanity, mainly because of the .....".

That's true in some cases, but not all.

I think a lot of people are starving due to droughts, and i'm pretty sure Imperial and Colonial Powers don't cause droughts.

[winter]

How about you receive a gaggle of cocks, in your mouth.

[Pyromanik]

Deforestation causes droughts.
Colonial powers cause deforestation.

[Pyromanik]

Fuck'n aye, I just won 400,000 POUNDS in a UK lottery that I never entered!


This just in on my txt masheen:

You won 400,000 POUNS in the 2011 UK movile draw Send, your REF: NZ/04 to email: [noparse]nat.inuk@yahoo.co.uk[/noparse] for more info to claim money  Mr Evan +4470318307933

That's SIC.


Is there someone I can lodge action against for sending spam to my phone? Do want 400,000. But I'll get it another way.

[Dr Woomanchu]

Deforestation causes droughts.
Colonial powers cause deforestation.

My pat and poorly researched opinion.

Corrupt dictatorships and fundamentally broken governments plundering a nations resources for personal gain cause  poverty and famine.  Where the colonialism comes in, is that any attempt by western nations to actually help now, is viewed in the light of past colonialism which pretty well kills most efforts to assist.

You know, when the US or UK shows up in a poorer nation with 100s of millions of dollars in aid, a bunch of people start yelling "western imperialism. USA out of "insert cause of the day here" etc etc ad nauseum.  And heaven forbid western nations should actually intervene to protect people from the despots ruining their lives and countries and help them get  the rule of law and self determination working. That's just US imperialism at its worst, even though there is no chance the cycle of poverty and famine in nations like Somalia will be broken without outside intervention.

So we all sit helplessly by, damn for inaction and damned if any attempt at action is taken, usually by the same people.

[Pyromanik]

I didn't research at all. But it sounds good right.

Also I once heard that Somalia hasn't had an official government since 1992.
That's a fucking long time man.


Also, did they release a patch for BC2 that's TWO FUCKING GIGABYTES in size, or has steam just fucked me up the arse?

[Obble]

I didn't research at all. But it sounds good right.


Also, did they release a patch for BC2 that's TWO FUCKING GIGABYTES in size, or has steam just fucked me up the arse?

Due to terrible devs, a 5mb patch has to be that size, because they are bad or something like that.

Basically you're downloading the old patches+vietnam xpac, just to get the few mb of fixes.
YEP

[Pyromanik]

well. Since I just added a 5Gb pack to my internets, I don't think I'll be playing that at all for the next 10 days.
Gay coz I was kinda feeling like a game for the first time in about 10 days.

[Dr Woomanchu]

According to US republican doctrine, if Somalia hasn't had a government since 1992, they should be the richest nation in the world by now.

[Obble]

CLOCKS GO FORWARD TOMORROW NIGHT FYI NOOBS

[Emrico1]

Got up before 7 feeling boss... Daylight savings next week

[Growler]

NO! SUNDAY MORNING LOLS!

[Retardobot]

Boss has me come in at 8:30 because there's some urgent deadline.

9:30, still waiting for him to discuss this deadline.

FFS.

[Obble]

Boss has me come in at 8:30 because there's some urgent deadline.

9:30, still waiting for him to discuss this deadline.

FFS.

Old boss did that to me once.

Blocked the toilet with toilet paper, DIDNT KNOW IT WAS ME LUlZ

[Reaper_Joe]

well that is a bit stink of him

[Emrico1]

Boss has me come in at 8:30 because there's some urgent deadline.

9:30, still waiting for him to discuss this deadline.

FFS.

Open mac pro case, fap into case, close mac pro case

[Reaper_Joe]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/5654407/Porn-site-planned-in-name-of-animal-rights

[Retardobot]

I'm dry, I already bombed the shower.

[Emrico1]

you can doo it

[Retardobot]

I do need to take a dump.

I've always wanted to drop a turd into a PSU and then turn it on.

WATCH SHIT HIT THE FAN.