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[Retardobot]

Fuck yeah, Christmas in my ass.

[Clin]

Let us know when you've swept up the coke bottles and shaved gerbils.

[Obble]

I got an xmas card today in the mail, and it wasnt from mum.

Bitches be jelly.

[bitchimom]

nah

bah humbug

I will be happy if I get no xmas cards... not really my thing, rampant consumerism disguised as a religious holiday.
sure, I will get a few pressies for people, but not that many & they won't be expensive. Xmas baking is always good

[Goldo]

Christmas is fucking shit. Last year we drove to hastings from palmy for lunch then to taupo for dinner. Boring old relatives, me functioning on like 4 hrs sleep max. BAD TIMES.

[Speakman]

only thing i'll be doing is heading south for a week in t-town. the trip conveniently falls exactly within the week that work is closed...

[Obble]

Christmas is fucking shit. Last year we drove to hastings from palmy for lunch then to taupo for dinner. Boring old relatives, me functioning on like 4 hrs sleep max. BAD TIMES.

At least dis year cata will keep us locked away from humans.

[Goldo]

Maybe I should fake a semi-serious illness and bail on xmasx. Cancer should do it yeah? Quick round of chemo and I'll be on my feet the next day.

And only if I can bail on xmas Bob :3

[solman]

I really quite like Christmas.... its really quite awesome watching the kids open their presents and practically climbing into their santa sacks to see what is in the bottom.....

[Clin]

The man speaks truth.

I love the business of the season. It's summer, people are winding down for the year, kids are spinning out etc.

It's as consumerist as you make it i believe. I've got no bloody money anyway, last year I D/L'd all the new season Ministry of Sounds albums for Mrs. Clin and hand painted the album art on the discs with a triple 0 brush. She was stoked. I'll be spending money on the chillins and everyone else can deal.

It's like when people say "Mothers day is a fabricated Corporate sham bloo bloo bloo".

So fucking what? Cook that woman some fucking bacon and let the day remind you to spoil mum/dad sometimes. Eat heaps, get drunk, pretend to appreciate gifted body wash, and check up on the once a year rellies. Can't be that bad? Merry Christmas forum goers!

[Pyromanik]

Sometimes, just sometimes, people get sick of the entire thing.
But the holiday is sure nice :>

[Obble]

Sick of you m8

[Pyromanik]

Fuckoff bob you aucklander.

[Obble]

Stop being such a dinkleberry _p

[Pyromanik]

it's dingleberry, you fucking weirdo.

[Goldo]

DANGLEBERRIES

[Nostargate]

They were dags back in my day.

[Ngati_Grim]

The man speaks truth.

I love the business of the season. It's summer, people are winding down for the year, kids are spinning out etc.

It's as consumerist as you make it i believe. I've got no bloody money anyway, last year I D/L'd all the new season Ministry of Sounds albums for Mrs. Clin and hand painted the album art on the discs with a triple 0 brush. She was stoked. I'll be spending money on the chillins and everyone else can deal.

It's like when people say "Mothers day is a fabricated Corporate sham bloo bloo bloo".

So fucking what? Cook that woman some fucking bacon and let the day remind you to spoil mum/dad sometimes. Eat heaps, get drunk, pretend to appreciate gifted body wash, and check up on the once a year rellies. Can't be that bad? Merry Christmas forum goers!

See my Avatar!

[Clin]

Dinglebells, Dinglebells, dangle all the way....

[Tandoori]

Christmas ? COOK THE MEANIST FEED AND GET SMASHED ALL DAY.

[Ngati_Grim]

Why wait until then?

[Tandoori]

It's the confirmed time of year that most people have off work etc. As Big Poppa Clin said. It's got 5/8ths of fuck all to do with Jesus to me or my familiars, but convenient timing should not be argued with.


In other news, had our work xmas function last night at the magarita lounge in Sumner - now given this is the first of such things I've been to, I was quite surprised how sloshed everyone got and the looseness of otherwise respectable female manager once we reached Boogies. Cougar Town.

[Obble]

it's dingleberry, you fucking weirdo.

Err, im an aucklander, everything is different, soon we will have our own wikiauckapedia.

[solman]

Err, im an aucklander, everything is different, soon we will have our own wikiauckapedia.

explains it all really

[Anaraith]

Got my results in the mail today. Did 8 papers. 1 A, 7 A+.

FUCK YEAH