Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[vedds]

@Camy's story.

There is this bar in Adelaide which has an electronic alcohol ordering list, it' sort of like a larger than normal Ipad which is attached to the bar on a stand, and you can scroll across it and find what ever you want, or if it isn't on the list, type it into the thing. It's pretty awesome.

Oh yea, what I was getting at is this means that all the bartenders can wear ear plugs if they want to, which is a very good thing I believe.

Its called microsoft surface - Its fucking awesome and it runs as like a skin on vista.
 

Is it me, or is Spoonguard just a cock most of the time?

yeah but hes not so annoying now he cant change thread titles and shit

[Spork]

Its called microsoft surface - Its fucking awesome and it runs as like a skin on vista.
 
 yeah but hes not so annoying now he cant change thread titles and shit

Yea I was going to say it looks a lot like Microsoft Surface, but I couldn't remember what it was called.

[Speakman]

Is it me, or is Spoonguard just a cock most of the time?

he's getting worse

[Catalyst]

woot new topgear tomorrow morning

[SteddieEddie]

It's called red square, pick up glasses, put them in the dish washer, repeat.

Say Hi to Mark and Jason

[ploppy slow]

Is it me, or is Spoonguard just a cock most of the time?

No buddy its not you

[Goldo]

good lord i am tired :|

[Obble]

good lord i am tired :|

have u tried not being tired/

[Growler]

Do or do not, there is no try.

[Spigalau]

now that's tyred...

[trololololo]

Bad news growler
rang up new world st martins , they are not going to restock baconnaise
apparently they only sold one jar before it became dated, which would be me.

edit: I've also used all mine up and want some more

[Speakman]

Sad panda

[Retardobot]

Sold one jar? I don't believe that.

[desertergreg]

If you want to know about tired darlings then you should help deliver a baby for 26 hours after doing a full days work and then precede to hospital for about 6 hours whilst reassuring your wife who is actually going mental that she is not going to die and that she is ok at various times for various reasons.

By the way I'm officially a daddy. Girl, born 9.20 pm Saturday, 9 pound 9

[Spigalau]

^ Congrats, welcome to the misery of fatherhood.

[Growler]

nnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo     NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Growler]

That no was for the fatherhood and the baconnaise.

[Obble]

Sold one jar? I don't believe that.

The rest were stolen.

[Speakman]

Sold one jar? I don't believe that.

i do. people here went in a couple of tims and couldn't find it, iirc

[Speakman]

By the way I'm officially a daddy. Girl, born 9.20 pm Saturday, 9 pound 9

congrats dude

[Retardobot]

The system broken, the schools closed, the prisons open.
We ain’t got nothin’ to lose, ma’fucka, we rollin’.

[bitchimom]

If you want to know about tired darlings then you should help deliver a baby for 26 hours after doing a full days work and then precede to hospital for about 6 hours whilst reassuring your wife who is actually going mental that she is not going to die and that she is ok at various times for various reasons.

By the way I'm officially a daddy. Girl, born 9.20 pm Saturday, 9 pound 9

hehe come back and see me in 18 years, and then we'll talk tired!!

congrats, welcome to the breeders club :p
oh, and 9lb9oz? ouch, well done to the wife

[kilabee]

Don't ever tell the wife you felt tired during the labour.Always remember she was the one doing the pushing.

On the bright side you will fell like a zombie for at least the next 6-8 months due to lack of sleep. Its all worth it though . Welcome to fatherhood.Enjoy.

[Dr Woomanchu]

now that's tyred...

You want to tread carefully with those kin dof jokes

[Scunner]

You want to tread carefully with those kind of jokes

That's a wheely good pun.