Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Ngati_Grim]

Whatever you say doBot.

[Retardobot]

You don't even listen.

[Obble]

Because it's text based.

[Retardobot]

I listen with my eyes.

All the chicks want me.

[Ngati_Grim]

...all the high-maintenance ones, at least!

"wheesh"

[Obble]

I bet you're all like, im in BW, and they r like omg cool i want you, but they don't realise its BlackWatch, not  BigWilly.

[Retardobot]

Big Willy Styles.

[winter]

I bet you're all like, im in BW, and they r like omg cool i want you, but they don't realise its BlackWatch, not  BigWilly.

The whole team benefits from this, it's like a squad perk.

[TofuEater]

Because it's text based.

You reach a clearing. There is a house, with smoke rising from the chimney. In the distance you can see another track leading from the clearing into thick forest. You have a foreboding sense that eyes are staring back at you from deep in the forest. The light is gloomy and it will be completely dark within half an hour. You choose to:

a) knock on the door and speak with the inhabitants
b) pass through the clearing and follow the track on the other side.

[Emrico1]

^I'd drink my piss.

I'm Bear Grylls dammit.

[9unk]

b) pass through the clearing and follow the track on the other side.

After watching that human centipede movie secluded houses are too scary

[Retardobot]

You have contracted dysentery.

[Xenolightning]

c) Eat the house because its made out of gingerbread.

[Obble]

d) you end up being in one of the "wrong turn" movies, and panic.

[TofuEater]

b) pass through the clearing and follow the track on the other side.

As you pass by the house, two ogres emerge and move towards you from behind. Do you:

a) draw weapons and attack
b) turn around and greet them.

[Emrico1]

I spit said piss at them and run like stink

[Obble]

I spit said piss at them and run like stink

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[Dr Woomanchu]

As you pass by the house, two ogres emerge and move towards you from behind. Do you:

a) draw weapons and attack
b) turn around and greet them.

Nub. if you were playing a mans text game it would be

As you pass by the house, two ogres emerge and move towards you from behind. What do you do?

>Run

Run where?

> Run North

You can not go that way

> Run west

You can not go that way

> Flee

Command not recognised

>Leave

Command not recognised

> Pick up axe

You can not pick that up

(3 hours later. still on same screen)

>uninstall

[TofuEater]

Hey, get your own game buddy - i've got DMing to do.

[Pyromanik]

I dunno about you cunts, but I'm putting on my robe and fuck'n wizard hat!

[Ngati_Grim]

I would say" I'm a vegetarian. I taste like shit compared to the meat eaters coming behind me. Here, I'll help you build a trap".

[Obble]

I would say, hey Shrek.

[Retardobot]

I would say" I'm a vegetarian. I taste like shit compared to the meat eaters coming behind me. Here, I'll help you build a trap".

[Ngati_Grim]

"whoosh"

"wheesh"

"whish"

[Retardobot]

That's all you got? week.