Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Spork]

The day after a horrible hang over is like having sex with a Unicorn. Just beautiful.

Also, my computer chair is breaking more and more every day, it's not even two years old, piece of shit.

[Zarkov]

It wasn't designed for such a payload.

[Spork]

It must have heard me talking about it, as the arm rest just broke in half, and the arm rests support the back.

$300 later and a new chair I has.

[Obble]

It must have heard me talking about it, as the arm rest just broke in half, and the arm rests support the back.

$300 later and a new chair I has.

Same thing happend to my old chair, lasted about 1year, new ones doing the same, trick is to break them within the warrenty period.

[Spork]

I did that, and they replaced the part which was broken then, but that was only like 11 days inside the warranty.

I bought the extended warranty for $15 for an extra 2 years, that's how much all extended warranties should be.

EDIT: So far new chair not as comfortable as old one. But I'm sure once I've worn it down a bit it will be better.

[Craigor]

My chair has developed this annoying forward tilt.. its like sitting on a playground slide and trying to stop yourself from sliding down most of the time..

[Pyromanik]

The day after a horrible hang over is like having sex with a Unicorn. Just beautiful.

Also, my computer chair is breaking more and more every day, it's not even two years old, piece of shit.

1. No, not at all. Last time I had a hang over I smelt like marmite.
FOR THREE DAYS.

2. Time for windows support to be giving you a call any time now...

[Obble]

My chair has developed this annoying forward tilt.. its like sitting on a playground slide and trying to stop yourself from sliding down most of the time..

MY chair tilts backwards, let them make babies and we can have a good chair.

[Anaraith]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU does anyone know how to stop BF3 alt tabbing everytime I get something pop up on my desktop? Its highly retarded, the only game I've ever known to alt tab when a notification pops up which also has terrible alt tab support so I get to crash every second round then spend 10 minutes starting to game up cos its such a pos :<

[Tandoori]

Re-watching The Trip

Too good;

[Codex]

saw a sexy obble today mmmmm

[Obble]

saw a sexy obble today mmmmm

No, you saw Rex, you silly goose.

[Pyromanik]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU does anyone know how to stop BF3 alt tabbing everytime I get something pop up on my desktop? Its highly retarded, the only game I've ever known to alt tab when a notification pops up which also has terrible alt tab support so I get to crash every second round then spend 10 minutes starting to game up cos its such a pos :<

LoL, 6 months & multiple patches later and it still does that?
And people still play it?

[Codex]

No, you saw Rex, you silly goose.

Same thing

[Obble]

Maybe, but now my  biceps are the size of the chch quake bill

[Emrico1]

My batchelor friend keeps taking fat chicks home when he is drunk.
I suggested a door that he can only just squeeze through. If they can follow, he's in the clear.

[Spork]

Good idea, it can be like a firewall for fatties.

[Pyromanik]

Fatties are determined people. I'm sure they'd find some sort of way in.

[mattnz]

[Pyromanik]

Applications for reasearch tenders.
Wholey fucking shit, and I thought applying for a job was hard.

[toofast]

Just switched to snap, and wow their customer service is unbelievable. Called them 3 times so far, and all 3 times was connected to someone in under a minute, and the person was always helpful and knowledgeable. Really dont know why i didn't switch sooner. Anyone on the fence, i would say just go for it.

[Codex]

I swear they note on the account if you know what ping means as well lol

[Spork]

Driving home from work 15 minutes ago, was listening to some good tunes off my phone, randomly looked at the bus next to me which said 'doors open automatically' which prompted me to remember the song 'Automatic' by The Pointer Sisters. I wanted to listen to this song, but I was driving so couldn't search for it on my phone. Current song finished and guess what song came on next? My phone was on shuffle and I have filled my 16 gig up with pretty much just music.

Needless to say I was impressed with this rather cool coincidence.

[Tandoori]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/6996875/Wrong-cat-euthanised-by-Wellington-vet

That's probably the worst thing that can happen when taking a pet to the vet.

[Tandoori]

Driving home from work 15 minutes ago, was listening to some good tunes off my phone, randomly looked at the bus next to me which said 'doors open automatically' which prompted me to remember the song 'Automatic' by The Pointer Sisters. I wanted to listen to this song, but I was driving so couldn't search for it on my phone. Current song finished and guess what song came on next? My phone was on shuffle and I have filled my 16 gig up with pretty much just music.

Needless to say I was impressed with this rather cool coincidence.

1 /2500~ songs? That's not a huge stretch really.

Great song though, reminds me of selling cocaine and gunning down prostitutes.