Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Pyromanik]

Oh god, sounds like GladOS, even funnier as lyrics are something like you could just imagine her singing...

[Obble]

A Merivale metal recycling initiative has gone awry after bags of 'Aranui currency' were discovered by a pair of trademen visiting from the Eastern Suburbs.

 
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/7022854/58-000-in-coins-found-in-street

This bar of social media at the top of articles is getting on my nerve.



#obbleworldproblems

[Spork]

That's just how it is these days Obble my friend.

[Retardobot]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Stupid flat peaked jerk kid and your jerk scooter. That's what you get for being a jerk on your jerk scooter in the middle of an intersection.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND.

[Speakman]

They are worse than BF kids during maintanence

[Obble]

They are worse than BF kids during maintanence

Understatement of the forevers ;p

[Retardobot]

ALSO.

QUEEN'S MOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY WEEKEND.

[Obble]

ALSO.

QUEEN'S MOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY WEEKEND.

LOTS OF DAYZ TIME YAY

[Retardobot]

I'm going to try and play Diablo III.

[Obble]

Latest patch wont let me past launcher, lol.

Well it does sometimes, but the the ah doesnt work.

Oh and it lags like fuck now. (fps wise)

[Retardobot]

Yeah me too. Hopefully something would have changed before I get home.

I have resigned to the fact that CuntiVision have raped the Diablo lore. They had the original creators leave early in D3's creation because Blizzard were taking it to a place that would mean it would no longer be Diablo, and that's where it has ended up. The graphics, however pretty and wondrous, aren't what they should be. They grabbed the WoW team after the D1 & 2 team left and said "do it again".

Still a good game. I still enjoy the shit out of it, but it's not Diablo.

Spoiler :

I'm still reeling over the fact they gave El Diabolos tits, killed Deckard Cain and introduced some snotty grand daughter of his to be his legacy...

[Obble]

I am going to cheer you up,

Brother buys a skyline 6months ago, you wont be able to run that i say, fast forward 6months  "oh can i use your car, mine costs to run."

My face turns into trollface.

Every fucking corner i go around in the thing i end up on a 45degree angle or so, with the back wheels spinning like madcunts. call me Paul Walker.

I shall move to palmy north now.

[Emrico1]

lol^
If you want grind. Start at the beach in Dayz and make your way to the airstrip.
Two hours later... Oh look! Airstrip!

Nek minnit, Shot from somewhere.

[Obble]

Is it a grind though? the journey there is fucking amazing, looting stuff/avoiding people/avoiding zombies etc.

They have definitely got the mind fuck factor right in dayZ and im gay for it.

[Retardobot]

I am going to cheer you up,

Brother buys a skyline 6months ago, you wont be able to run that i say, fast forward 6months  "oh can i use your car, mine costs to run."

My face turns into trollface.

Every fucking corner i go around in the thing i end up on a 45degree angle or so, with the back wheels spinning like madcunts. call me Paul Walker.

I shall move to palmy north now.

 
Nah don't. Already enough dicks here.

[Obble]

We can compete for the biggest one though. :hororr:

[Emrico1]

Is it a grind though? the journey there is fucking amazing, looting stuff/avoiding people/avoiding zombies etc.

They have definitely got the mind fuck factor right in dayZ and im gay for it.

Hah, yeah it is awesome. Not a grind at all.
Porbably even better when my GPU comes back :/ 5850s not cutting it.

I always seem to get to my objective/gun/setup and that's when I die, like EVERY TIME.
OH SWEET, COMPAS, WATCH, KNIFE, HATCHET, MATCHES, GUNS!
Ok, now to go bush and BLAM. Sigh. Chernov. Day 0.

[Retardobot]

Boss' daughter wants to add me to Facebook.

Awkward.

[Obble]

is she a  qtpie

[Emrico1]

Boss' daughter wants to add me to Facebook.

Awkward.

Delete account

[mattnz]

Fucking Chorus, y u have to listen to such loud Katy Perry at 7am?

[Retardobot]

Deleted the friend request.

Boss' son added me a while ago. I accepted, then deleted him a few weeks later.

I want to be able to vent stupid shit that happens at work without being under scrutiny from my boss' spawn.

[Emrico1]

Daddy, Rii said you are a cnt

[Retardobot]

is she a  qtpie

I wont l lie, she's reasonably attractive. However she's a massive whore. I'm constantly forced to hear about how she's hooked up with a hundred different guys.
 

Daddy, Rii said you are a cnt

Hah.

[Obble]

So, shes like every other native girl in palmy north? ohohohoho