Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Retardobot]

So, shes like every other native girl in palmy north? ohohohoho

Yerp.

[Emrico1]

Better post her number up after you leave then :chuncky:

[Obble]

Yerp.

im totally move in derpmerstion herporth

[Retardobot]

Just make sure you leave your dignity at the gates. You wont need it here.

[mattnz]

Fuck you cry about Palmerston North a lot.

[Retardobot]

Fuck you cry about Palmerston North a lot.

Obbles brought it up, fuckstain.

[Obble]

Just make sure you leave your dignity at the gates. You wont need it here.

I think i lost it the time i backed a tractor into a shed, the shed fell over.

[Retardobot]

Stone the flaming crows.

[Pyromanik]

Just make sure you leave your dignity at the gates. You wont need it here.

lol

oi bro, oi bro...

"The Experience Begins"

[Tandoori]

Fuck you cry about Palmerston North a lot.

What else is there to do in Palmerston North apart from whinge about it?

[Pyromanik]

Crash turbo starlets.

[Emrico1]

Drive badly and yell at seagulls

[Zarkov]

What else is there to do in Palmerston North apart from whinge about it?

Hook up with retardo's boss's daughter.

[Pyromanik]

Oh Zarkov, you old lech.
POIDH.

[Tandoori]

SMAOTIIDKWTFHOTM

[Retardobot]

Smash Tui bottles on the main road.

[Emrico1]

get on the P and yell obscene things at the neighbours at 3am

[Tandoori]

Gotta love a good stereo on Saturday .

I have to be generally pretty quiet all week. On Friday afternoons and Saturday from about 11AM, I make the most of my soundsytem.




I'll know it's time to throw in the towel when I'm too old to enjoy loud music.

[mattnz]

Crash turbo starlets.

You sir either have a very good memory, or that is an extreme coincidence...

[Tandoori]

Not really, I bet plenty of turbo starlets have been crashed in Palmerston North.

Here's a joke:

Mike gets a call at work he had been waiting for. The baby is coming and the wifes already at the hospital! He hightails it from work gets there as fast as he can, and paces in the waiting room. A few minutes pass and a doctor comes out and asks "Are you mr Smith?"
"Yes yes whats the news?"
 "you need to see this, its unbelievable but, YOUR CHILD CAN FLY
Mike follows him into the nursery with a "Is this guy retarded" face.
The doctor walks right up to the newborn in the crib and picks him up slightly and then lets go. The baby lands softly on his back.
"Hmm weird he just did it a second ago" So the doctor picks the baby up out of the crib and lets go. The baby hits the ground with a sickening thud.
By now Mike is furious.
"NO IM SERIOUS HE JUST DID IT A SECOND AGO SEE LOOK"
And what that, the doctor opens up the window on the fifth floor nursery and slings the baby out the window. The baby boomerangs right into a parked car, shattering the windshield, glass and guts go spraying everywhere.
Just as Mike reaches his arm back to punch the everliving FUCK out of the doctor he says

Spoiler :

"Nah man im just messin with ya. It was a stillborn"

[Retardobot]

:\

In other news, Kimbra's album is pretty damn awesome.

[mattnz]

I was talking more that when I lived in Palmerston North, I crashed my turbo starlet.

[Obble]

Why would you even own a starlet.

[mattnz]

Cheap and fast?

[Retardobot]

Cheap and fast?

Just like Palmy girls.


HERRRRR DERRRRR.