Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Obble]

Nobody here smokes that much weed

CANNOT COMPETE.

[mattnz]

Nobody here smokes that much weed

THAT'S WHAT U THINK!!

[Speakman]

WHAT DAY IS IT AGAIN

[BeNZene]

IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY,
GOTTA USE CAPS ON FRIDAY,
EVERYBODY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND, WEEKEND?

[Obble]

WHAT DAY IS IT AGAIN

RECOVERY DAY.

[Spigalau]

RECOVERY DAY.

Acronis ?

[Retardobot]

It was Capslock Day yesterday apparently.

[Emrico1]

That Is Why Today Is Capitalise Day

[Spork]

Nobody here smokes that much weed

Two very important words which turn that sentence from false to true in.. Two words.

[Emrico1]

Man, prestashop is fucking aweful.
It has over 50 .css files for one theme. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Pitchey]

National Pie Day?

[Pyromanik]

Man, prestashop is fucking aweful.
It has over 50 .css files for one theme. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

BOOM

We use it at work. I've managed to dodge it so far, lol.

Check out swipestripe.com

[Catalyst]

Some bastard had the nerve to brake into my flat last night just before 8, while I was home alone.

All the lights were off except the one in my room (which is visible from the street even...). I was on mumble talking to Bane etc and playing W.o.T
I thought I heard the front door except I didn't see the headlights of my flatmates car as I usually would when he gets home, so i walked out into the kitchen an looked down the hallway an saw someone standing there. Fucker took off as soon as he saw me, seemed like he got as much of a fright as I did. Ran to my room, called the cops, 3 of them an a dog turned up within 10 minutes but the dog apparently lost the scent at the road, too many people out an about near UC on a Friday night I suppose


Didn't sleep very well after that....

[Obble]

Always chase down home invaders and break their legs.

[Pyromanik]

Some bastard had the nerve to brake into my flat last night just before 8, while I was home alone.

All the lights were off except the one in my room (which is visible from the street even...). I was on mumble talking to Bane etc and playing W.o.T
I thought I heard the front door except I didn't see the headlights of my flatmates car as I usually would when he gets home, so i walked out into the kitchen an looked down the hallway an saw someone standing there. Fucker took off as soon as he saw me, seemed like he got as much of a fright as I did. Ran to my room, called the cops, 3 of them an a dog turned up within 10 minutes but the dog apparently lost the scent at the road, too many people out an about near UC on a Friday night I suppose


Didn't sleep very well after that....

Wow, that's pretty bad.
Did he break anything? (like the front door)

[Kopfjaeger]

Some bastard had the nerve to brake into my flat last night just before 8, while I was home alone.

All the lights were off except the one in my room (which is visible from the street even...). I was on mumble talking to Bane etc and playing W.o.T
I thought I heard the front door except I didn't see the headlights of my flatmates car as I usually would when he gets home, so i walked out into the kitchen an looked down the hallway an saw someone standing there. Fucker took off as soon as he saw me, seemed like he got as much of a fright as I did. Ran to my room, called the cops, 3 of them an a dog turned up within 10 minutes but the dog apparently lost the scent at the road, too many people out an about near UC on a Friday night I suppose


Didn't sleep very well after that....

not much fun eh.  had the flat next door to me raided by some prick with size 13 boots a few years back.

you have security lights ?

[Retardobot]

No lifers are getting more and more ignorant.

Which gives me reason to run in the other direction if my house where to be broken into when I'm home.

Too many stories of occupants being put within an inch of their lives when facing a home invasion.

[Emrico1]

I have a torch next to the bed and a bat under it... Shit's out of hand.

[Retardobot]

I have a cricket bat next to mine, but often I've thought "would I really use it" because if I swung it, I'd swing for the head, more than likely killing the intruder.

This country likes its criminals alive after putting the innocent at risk.

[Emrico1]

IKR. I wouldn't hesitate to use full force though.
Some greasy motherflipper is in my house, he or they are going to get fucked up, not a second thought.

A really bright torch is as good a weapon as any if you aren't keen on bopping cunz.

[mattnz]

I have a cricket bat next to mine, but often I've thought "would I really use it" because if I swung it, I'd swing for the head, more than likely killing the intruder.

This country likes its criminals alive after putting the innocent at risk.

You mean more than likely missing the intruder because you've never swung it before in your life?

[Pyromanik]

Use a saw. Serated edge tears at folks who try to grab it and it wobbles around making it hard to predict.
That's what I heard.


Also, don't leave spades lying around. They make great prybars.

[Emrico1]

Also, don't leave spades lying around. They make great prybars.

Oh shit, I have one outside the back door.

I'd really like a 9mm handgun tbh.

With rubber bullets so I could cap some theif.

Can you tell I have had a few things stolen?

[Retardobot]

You mean more than likely missing the intruder because you've never swung it before in your life?

Swing and a miss.

[Obble]

I went to the zoo! This guy is my new bff.