Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Bounty Hunter]

Better work stories!

"Hi I have a Honda part number, can you look it up?"
This isn't uncommon, sometimes people get them off the internets and end up buying shit for other markets which don't fit on NZ bikes, many laughs when they complain.
"yeah sure, gimme a sec to dial up the parts listings....ok fire away"
"four four nine three six."
"...."
"...."
"four four nine three six? any other numbers there chief?"
"no, just four four nine three six"
"that's not a honda part number...or not all of it..."
"YES IT IS, IT SO IS, IT'S STAMPED ON THIS "
*rolls eyes*

also:

"Hi I have a 1952 James, would you have seat covers for these in stock?"


also:

"Hi I have a Honda Odyssey, do you have wing mirrors for these in stock?"
"We're a Motorcycle dealer"
"Oh, it's just that I see a lot of cars outside your store and assumed you we're cars too"
There's 4 Toyotas, a ford and my mx5.
"Yes, the staff drive to work"
it also says 'HONDA MOTORCYCLES' in big bold letters on top of the building, on the fence beside the building, and on the sign by the road....

I honestly think we could print "FUCK YOU CUNT" in big ostentatious dealership style lettering on the building and no one would notice for at least 4 years.

[Pitchey]

Kinda like going to a callout and seeing smoke alarms fitted but with the covers hanging down loose, or just the mounting ring screwed into the ceiling.

"I'm pleased to see you have a smoke alarm, but where's the battery?"

"Oh, it was beeping all the time so I took it out."

"When was that?"

"Oh, I dunno, a few months ago?"

Winner.

[Codex]

Yeah I test to make sure ours is going every month or so, had a house fire when I was younger and almost go stuck in it, aircon blew up in my room and the windows were barred (This was in Barbados)

[Retardobot]

Kinda like going to a callout and seeing smoke alarms fitted but with the covers hanging down loose, or just the mounting ring screwed into the ceiling.

"I'm pleased to see you have a smoke alarm, but where's the battery?"

"Oh, it was beeping all the time so I took it out."

"When was that?"

"Oh, I dunno, a few months ago?"

Winner.

What area you stationed at, Pitchey?

My boss' husband is this region's 'station manager'. He also appeared on The Block and on one of the TV adverts.

[Pitchey]

That'd be Mitchell Brown? I'm in Wellington area.

[Pyromanik]

I'm in Wellington area.

Doesn't the wind and the rain just put the fires out for you?

[Obble]

Well I'm all the way over in little old Adelaide and don't get disconnected, so it must be. Flawless logic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

[Pitchey]

Doesn't the wind and the rain just put the fires out for you?

Ha! Naw, the wind just fans the flames!

[Obble]

You fan my flames, Pitchey.

[Retardobot]

That'd be Mitchell Brown? I'm in Wellington area.

Yep Mitch. Funny bloke.

Also, have much to do with Craig Pearce? He's a designer for the Wellington HQ, went to college with him.

[Pyromanik]

Ha! Naw, the wind just fans the flames!

Turn it up to level 7 so the flames can't keep up.

[mattnz]

I've watched enough TV to know that fire is faster than Cully and Tana.

[Pitchey]

You fan my flames, Pitchey.

Disturbing..... yet curiously arousing....

[Pyromanik]

I've watched enough TV to know that fire is faster than Cully and Tana.

wut?

[Retardobot]

Not even the All Blacks are immune to fire.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Not even the All Blacks are immune to fire.

The NZ swimming team is.

[Bounty Hunter]

The NZ swimming team is.

big enough fire would boil their water?

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

big enough fire would boil their water?

Enough water would put out the fire.

[mattnz]

Just caught my computer 50 seconds off restarting for update. Not today, mon ami...

[Scunner]

[Retardobot]

some nigga stick his dick in ma sippy cup

[winter]

some nigga stick his dick in ma sippy cup

Oh dear, that's not good.. Not good at all.

[Retardobot]

Minimal sleep in the weekend makes Rii a something something.

[Codex]

No beer and tv makes rii something penis?

[Aloysius]

Brb going to Melbourne on Friday. What do?