Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Pyromanik]

Oh, letting women use your hardware. That's where it all goes wrong.
I'm constantly cleaning malwares off the missus' laptop.

[Thor]

Oh, letting women use your hardware. That's where it all goes wrong.
I'm constantly cleaning malwares off the missus' laptop.

Qft.

[Xsannz]

Oh, letting women use your hardware. That's where it all goes wrong.
I'm constantly cleaning malwares off the missus' laptop.

thats because they should be in the kitchen cleaning and cooking.

[Pyromanik]

But my washing machine isn't in the kitchen... and it's too small to fit an ironing board in!

[Pyromanik]

So how was everyone's Christmas anyway?

Mine started out ridiculously hot. And I had no way of cooling down my Christmas beer (which I'd 'souvineered' from the work Christmas doo, lol).
Shops shut, can't buy ice. Had to go for the next best thing: Walk until I found some.

[Spigalau]

Carefull the Green police will have you up for earth/glacier assault. Fox or Franz Joseph ?

[Growler]

I just got driven round in a 1928 Model A while I drank beer in the sun.... was horrible.

Also... MEAT! lots and lots of meat.

[Pyromanik]

Carefull the Green police will have you up for earth/glacier assault. Fox or Franz Joseph ?

Neither, they don't have lakes. Over the main divide, the Hooker.
Made the trifector that day as also involved were the Tasman terminus (half way to the Ball hut), then around to the other valley for lookouts over the Muller (which has some serious retreat going on) and then marching up the Hooker valley where it was considerably cooler (which was welcome considering the heat stroke weather going on in the Tasman valley) to finally enjoy my beer.
And yeh nah, I trucked it in, I trucked it out.

Best part of it all: Didn't have to say "Merry Christmas" once. All day.
Just about everyone who was out and about spoke Japanese, and the one American woman who did utter the words before I left simply got a "You too "

[Retardobot]

Christmas day was OK. Great food, parents gave me some cash. I don't cope well in the heat and the 25th saw 30.C heat with 70% humidity which really made the day hard to enjoy.

[Obble]

I got bored, so went into work and made myself a new bedframe, i made the legs/feet round, i call them ball feet.

Want to see my balls Retardo?

[Pyromanik]

Sounds interesting. Where do you work?

[Obble]

Sounds interesting. Where do you work?

This really cool place that has a website that loads, unlike this fucking shitdump.

[mattnz]

Oh whoa, coz the rest of us work at GetSome C:

[Xsannz]

This really cool place that has a website that loads, unlike this fucking shitdump.

wtf... stick your balls up your ass it might improve your mood.

[Thor]

Sort of nice today but this is about the only decent days weather we've had, man the weathers sort of shithouse tbh. Wheres the blue sky and sun this summer?  

[Retardobot]

Are you kidding?

The week leading up to Christmas was fucking diabolical with heat and blue skies.

This country is so quick to piss and moan when he get a few rainy days. I'm glad to see some dark skies, because of our massive ozone hole we have some insane skin cancer stats. There's a reason why we have the world's greatest mole-mapping and skin cancer diagnosing techniques.

[Thor]

Leading up to Christmas indeed was awesome, since then meh.

Also you dont need only sunny days to get screwed over by skin cancer, as you ma know cloudy days will do it too, trust me I know

Hey but all the aside Im talking weather in CHCH RTB, howling easterly, surfs naff, always grey, shabsville

[Bounty Hunter]

I got back to chch last night.

went down to cromwel for xmas with my gf and her family, my first xmas away from home, and her first xmas, where a family member has bought a member of the opposite sex who they weren't married to.

we had to sleep in seperate beds cause her parents, but otherwise xmas was spent drinking speights (it taste different (better) down there) boating, water pistoling her cousins, and it was about 35 deg cel, and dryyyyy

then headed back to her families house in a wee town near roxborough oh yeah, also her family own a massive orchard down there, so delicious cherries!

spent a few days mucking round there on bikes, did a day on the orchard, her family love me, so great trip!

[winter]

Damn, I remember that shit when I was dating girls as a teenager - shit would be so annoying! although made for rad midnight sneaky moments

[Obble]

Damn, I remember that shit when I was dating girls as a teenager - shit would be so annoying! although made for rad midnight sneaky moments

That awkward moment when BH is actually 25.

[Xsannz]

That awkward moment when BH is actually 25.

12 going on 25...  


midnight sneaky moments were great...

[Codex]

Snakey moments*

[Retardobot]

Ah, I remember those moments. When I did things to have her parents like me.

Now they think I'm dirt.

[Bounty Hunter]

12 going on 25...  


midnight sneaky moments were great...

It's true, I joined iconz when I was 5 years old.

[Obble]

Ah, I remember those moments. When I did things to have her parents like me.

Now they think I'm dirt.

I remember those moments. When i did things to have her parents like me.

Now we're besties, but i hate their daughter, its very awkward.