Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Codex]

GETSOME

wat

[The Demon Lord]

GETSOME

wat

Grow a Beard and Get More!

[Codex]

Grow a Beard and Get More!

gross no ty

[Speakman]

Pussy. Beards are for winners 


GETSOME

[Codex]

How come i'm winning without one then? (maybe o:)

[The Demon Lord]

How come i'm winning without one then? (maybe o:)

did you lay the entire Sweden Womens beach volleyball team at the same time?

No?

Then grow a beard and experiance true winning

[Codex]

How come i'm winning without one then? (maybe o:)

did you lay the entire Sweden Womens beach volleyball team at the same time?

No?

Then grow a beard and experiance true winning

Provide me your evidence first, mortal

[Growler]

EVADANCE BEELOW

http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/1635/20130429/women-find-men-10-day-beard-attractive-masculine-study.htm

[winter]

How come i'm winning without one then? (maybe o:)

did you lay the entire Sweden Womens beach volleyball team at the same time?

No?

Then grow a beard and experiance true winning

did you?

[Pyromanik]

wat

wat

OKAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[The Demon Lord]

How come i'm winning without one then? (maybe o:)

did you lay the entire Sweden Womens beach volleyball team at the same time?

No?

Then grow a beard and experiance true winning

did you?

I am specifically bared from all Beach Volleyball Tournaments by the King Carl of Sweden.

He saw my Beard once and knew (in his Kingly wisdom) that his team would never be able to play as the sheer masculinity of my beard would cause them to lust uncontrollably after me - thus forfeiting the Tournament.

Completely true and not made up story

[Retardobot]

Your beard is kinda av.

Don't cry.

Winter's beard is king.

[winter]

OH ITS ON NOW.

[Retardobot]

I think I got that "hump all the women" out of my system you get after becoming single.

Now it's that depressed "I don't want to do anything" phase. I plan to try and cheer myself up by taking myself out for breakfast tomorrow followed by taking myself to the movies to see Frozen.

[Clin]

Are you single now? Stink. She seemed nice.

[Retardobot]

Have been since November.

[Growler]

Stink, I did not know. Man hugs for you Rii.

Frozen is a cool movie, you will enjoy!

And there is no denying winters beard is king, once my beard hits a certain length it starts to become possessed by demons and travel itself in random directions, at that stage my wife gives the beard vs beard ultimatim, I always trim as i liek secks

[The Demon Lord]

Your beard is kinda av.

Don't cry.

Winter's beard is king.

I dunno, Winter had better side coverage, but I have more length

I guess we will have to ask the Ladies:

Length or Girth?

[Retardobot]

Winter's is well maintained but still shows impressive size.

The scraggly, grown out look is uggers.

[The Demon Lord]

Winter's is well maintained but still shows impressive size.

The scraggly, grown out look is uggers.

Beard+Braid=epitomy of Manliness

[Codex]

Now it's that depressed "I don't want to do anything" phase. I plan to try and cheer myself up by taking myself out for breakfast tomorrow followed by taking myself to the movies to see Frozen.

introvert life best life

Just don't do what I did on monday and dom a bottle of red wine some cider and like a third bottle of vodka lol

[Retardobot]

Past couple of weeks saw me drink quite a bit.

The Wellington Anniversary weekend was the first time I partied, woke up hungover, partied again, woke up hungover and partied again.

Felt pretty shit and ashamed of myself.

[Clin]

As ashamed as you'd be if I circulated "The Makeup Pictures"?

[Clin]

Also, I'm joking.

[Retardobot]

I like you man, but you crazy.