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Why, does it engorge like a dogs and you can't pull out?

Codex's manhood is more like a lion's cock.

It's barbed and usually destroys the vag on retraction in an attempt to prevent any other outside pride leaders from in-pregnanting the lion in the future.

Fuck.

I'm never dating a vet again.

Reply #19275 Posted: February 26, 2014, 01:06:28 pm



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Wow. Googled "Lions Penis". TIL

Reply #19276 Posted: February 26, 2014, 01:24:24 pm

lol @ console hate

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Wow. Googled "Lions Penis". TIL

*Ctrl+Shift+N -> Googles...*

Well would you look at that...

Reply #19277 Posted: February 26, 2014, 01:30:28 pm
Maybe if i just click this.....shit...DV gonna be maaaaad!

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pics or I call shenanigans!

Reply #19278 Posted: February 26, 2014, 02:14:47 pm
Think of me like Yoda,
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I'm your bro - I'm Broda!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj3sIFtfb4g

How the fuck you do insert a youtube video on this forum?

Reply #19279 Posted: February 26, 2014, 02:23:21 pm
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

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pics or I call shenanigans!

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Spoiler :

Reply #19280 Posted: February 26, 2014, 02:45:14 pm

lol @ console hate

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I'm afraid to look

Reply #19281 Posted: February 26, 2014, 03:07:25 pm

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It's a diagram. A lifelike, full-colour diagram.

Reply #19282 Posted: February 26, 2014, 03:11:05 pm

lol @ console hate

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it's like japanees porn in real life!

Reply #19283 Posted: February 26, 2014, 03:14:06 pm
Think of me like Yoda,
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I'm so glad when I clicked it I got a site blocked message hahaha
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Reply #19284 Posted: February 26, 2014, 03:15:11 pm

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Imgur is blocked? Reddit must be fun.

Reply #19285 Posted: February 26, 2014, 03:17:04 pm

lol @ console hate

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Imgur is blocked? Reddit must be fun.
I don't use reddit. Use tumblr on mobile and that's about it.

Yussss new jackets, shirts and jeans on their way to my door, fuck you shitty nz quality retail, overseas ftw

Reply #19286 Posted: February 26, 2014, 03:20:06 pm

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why did I click show more.

Reply #19287 Posted: February 26, 2014, 03:35:39 pm

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So we know if god was real, that satan came up with the lions penis. No wonder you see those docos when the lioness gets all pissy when king lion gets his bone on.... I'd run a fucking mile too!

Reply #19288 Posted: February 26, 2014, 03:49:44 pm
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I'm your bro - I'm Broda!

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Have you ever read about Duck rape culture? And the fact that Ducks vaginas have multiple dead ends to deny their rapists?

Nature man. Fucked up.

Reply #19289 Posted: February 26, 2014, 03:53:15 pm

lol @ console hate

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Reply #19290 Posted: February 26, 2014, 03:55:38 pm
Arrrr!!! I\'m a Pirate!

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Metal albums with googly Eyes:

http://metalalbumswithgooglyeyes.tumblr.com/

Reply #19291 Posted: February 26, 2014, 03:55:59 pm

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Have you ever read about Duck rape culture? And the fact that Ducks vaginas have multiple dead ends to deny their rapists?

Nature man. Fucked up.

Now I've seen it all.. :o

Reply #19292 Posted: February 26, 2014, 04:12:31 pm

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Google 'duck penis'. Shit is just as weird as the lion's dick.

Reply #19293 Posted: February 26, 2014, 05:15:57 pm



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wow, TIL the crazy world of Lions & Ducks Penisesesesses

Reply #19294 Posted: February 26, 2014, 05:19:39 pm
Think of me like Yoda,
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I'm your bro - I'm Broda!

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Too many dicks in this thread, feel like i'm at an all boys high school again

"Ew don't be a gay fagot" *proceeds to draw dicks on everything to assert masculinity*

not my personal view, just fuck people
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Reply #19295 Posted: February 27, 2014, 08:39:51 am

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no charismatic enough to pull it off hah ;D

My nature works against me trololo

Fuckup dick, deal with it and work with what you've got.

Dark and mysterious (read, angry geek and shy) works just as well as bold and adventurous.

Reply #19296 Posted: February 27, 2014, 11:56:22 am
Everyone needs more Bruce Campbell.

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lol what planet do you live on

Reply #19297 Posted: February 27, 2014, 12:12:27 pm

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My high-school days were so shit that the single best thing I can remember happening while I was a high-school kid was when someone saw me try a cigarette for the first time in a mates driveway. It was a roll-your-own. Next day a rumour spread that I smoke pot. I was a bad-ass for a day.

Then it went back to getting my ass-beat because I was 40kg at 14.

Reply #19298 Posted: February 27, 2014, 03:02:53 pm



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At least you were king for a day, friend.

Reply #19299 Posted: February 27, 2014, 03:38:56 pm