Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Arseynimz]

 the divorce won't come soon enough

  Thats sad mate. I hope I never have to do that, contrary to my previous post.

Sad, but necessary. It's amazing what you see when you're out of the relationship that you don't see when you're in it. I don't wish it on anyone either, and over 18 months after the separation, it's still a bloody nightmare - and that in particular I would never wish on anyone.

[Retardobot]

Why, does it engorge like a dogs and you can't pull out?

Codex's manhood is more like a lion's cock.

It's barbed and usually destroys the vag on retraction in an attempt to prevent any other outside pride leaders from in-pregnanting the lion in the future.

Fuck.

I'm never dating a vet again.

[Clin]

Wow. Googled "Lions Penis". TIL

[Arseynimz]

Wow. Googled "Lions Penis". TIL

*Ctrl+Shift+N -> Googles...*

Well would you look at that...

[Growler]

pics or I call shenanigans!

[swindle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj3sIFtfb4g

How the fuck you do insert a youtube video on this forum?

[Clin]

pics or I call shenanigans!

NSFW

Spoiler :

[Codex]

I'm afraid to look

[Clin]

It's a diagram. A lifelike, full-colour diagram.

[Growler]

it's like japanees porn in real life!

[Codex]

I'm so glad when I clicked it I got a site blocked message hahaha

[Clin]

Imgur is blocked? Reddit must be fun.

[Codex]

Imgur is blocked? Reddit must be fun.

I don't use reddit. Use tumblr on mobile and that's about it.

Yussss new jackets, shirts and jeans on their way to my door, fuck you shitty nz quality retail, overseas ftw

[winter]

why did I click show more.

[Growler]

So we know if god was real, that satan came up with the lions penis. No wonder you see those docos when the lioness gets all pissy when king lion gets his bone on.... I'd run a fucking mile too!

[Clin]

Have you ever read about Duck rape culture? And the fact that Ducks vaginas have multiple dead ends to deny their rapists?

Nature man. Fucked up.

[Benji77]

True Facts About The Duck

[The Demon Lord]

Metal albums with googly Eyes:

http://metalalbumswithgooglyeyes.tumblr.com/

[winter]

Have you ever read about Duck rape culture? And the fact that Ducks vaginas have multiple dead ends to deny their rapists?

Nature man. Fucked up.

Now I've seen it all..

[Retardobot]

Google 'duck penis'. Shit is just as weird as the lion's dick.

[Growler]

wow, TIL the crazy world of Lions & Ducks Penisesesesses

[Codex]

Too many dicks in this thread, feel like i'm at an all boys high school again

"Ew don't be a gay fagot" *proceeds to draw dicks on everything to assert masculinity*

not my personal view, just fuck people

[Pyromanik]

no charismatic enough to pull it off hah

My nature works against me trololo

Fuckup dick, deal with it and work with what you've got.

Dark and mysterious (read, angry geek and shy) works just as well as bold and adventurous.

[Codex]

lol what planet do you live on

[Retardobot]

My high-school days were so shit that the single best thing I can remember happening while I was a high-school kid was when someone saw me try a cigarette for the first time in a mates driveway. It was a roll-your-own. Next day a rumour spread that I smoke pot. I was a bad-ass for a day.

Then it went back to getting my ass-beat because I was 40kg at 14.