Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Who_ate_my_rice]

I could never use Tinder.  I'm always paranoid that customers will see me on it.  AWWW BRU YOU ON TINDA AYE?! HUE HUE HUE HUE

screw that XD

Also good luck RBot!     And feels for Grim :<

[Growler]

So on Tondger do you just put a pick of your wang on it and see what chicks wanna get freaky?

[Retardobot]

Deleted Tinder.

[CSfaith]

lol the good old Tindersurprise

[CSfaith]

Retardo, get out of Palmy North. I am down in CHCH now, best thing I did was move.

[Retardobot]

I'm in the middle of planning a move. I'm waiting until my 2 years is up at work (not on contract, just want to make my CV to look decent with a stint of 2 years at the same place). That and I'm currently weighing up my choices between Auckland and Christchurch.

[mycoolcar]

Go to Auckland.

Meet girl.

Want to go back to Auckland.

If you move, do so because you want to, not because you are chasing pussy.

[Growler]

If you move, do so because you want to, not because you are chasing pussy.

Unless it's a sparkling pussy that sheds bacon.

[Retardobot]

After the games I've just gotten out of, moving for the fairer sex is the last thing on my mind.

[Lias]

Chasing pussy can work.. I moved to Hamilton for pussy, broke up 2 months later, met the future mother of my babies on the rebound.. Rebound relationship outlasted the other one by a by a decade or two..

[Pyromanik]

Because my name and stuff.
http://www.wimp.com/tornadodemonstration/

[BeNZene]

^
So beautiful.....
[runs off to play with matches]

[Kayne]

^
So beautiful.....
[runs off to play with matches]

I'm actually tempted.

Anyone know if they were controlling the fire? Or was it merely fanning the flames to get it to burn higher.

[Pyromanik]

Just fans I think. Dunno. Seems dangerous in any case, having flames that high. Google fire torando and it seems like there are some miniature examples too.

[Codex]

Deleted Tinder.

ナイス！

Avoiding an evil person at the moment with her devil magic vagina

Does anyone in chch need a queen sized mattress?

[Retardobot]

Deleted Tinder.

ナイス！

Avoiding an evil person at the moment with her devil magic vagina

Good luck on avoiding her sarlac pit.

[Codex]

Curses

I'm doomed

[Pyromanik]

Seems like thread should be renamed to jilted bastards thread.

[Codex]

I don't know what that means

[Retardobot]

Pyro knows my feels.

[Xsannz]

Deleted Tinder.

ナイス！

Avoiding an evil person at the moment with her devil magic vagina

Does anyone in chch need a queen sized mattress?

just WWF it and tag team tag a brother in

[Pyromanik]

ALL the woodworks.

Jilted bros unite for support and consolidation thread.

Codex:

jilt
dʒɪlt/
verb
past tense: jilted; past participle: jilted

    1.
    suddenly reject or abandon (a lover).
    "he was jilted at the altar by his bride-to-be"

    synonyms:   leave, walk out on, throw over, finish with, break up with, reject, cast aside;
    desert, abandon, leave in the lurch, leave high and dry;
    betray;
    informal chuck, ditch, dump, drop, run out on, do the dirty on, give someone the old heave-ho;
    informal give someone the elbow, give someone the big E, give someone the push, bin off;
    archaic forsake
    "the man I thought loved me jilted me and stole my money"

[Xsannz]

ALL the woodworks.

Jilted bros unite for support and consolidation thread.

Codex:

jilt
dʒɪlt/
verb
past tense: jilted; past participle: jilted

    1.
    suddenly reject or abandon (a lover).
    "he was jilted at the altar by his bride-to-be"

    synonyms:   leave, walk out on, throw over, finish with, break up with, reject, cast aside;
    desert, abandon, leave in the lurch, leave high and dry;
    betray;
    informal chuck, ditch, dump, drop, run out on, do the dirty on, give someone the old heave-ho;
    informal give someone the elbow, give someone the big E, give someone the push, bin off;
    archaic forsake
    "the man I thought loved me jilted me and stole my money"

dis.
medalz given.
man.
much like.

[Bounty Hunter]

Guys, state space design, worth reading about, really funny stuff.

[Arseynimz]

After the games I've just gotten out of, moving for the fairer sex is the last thing on my mind.

*high five*

*man hug*