Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Speakman]

New printer being installed! Jonty will be across the road from you for work very soon.

excellent. I'll be back on day shift from next week as well

[The Demon Lord]

New printer being installed! Jonty will be across the road from you for work very soon.

All Printers can fuck off and Die in an agonising Fire.

Seriously.

I am considering buying vietnamese Slave children to replace all the printers at our customers sites because I can virtually bet they would do a better job than remote site printing....

[winter]

New printer being installed! Jonty will be across the road from you for work very soon.

All Printers can fuck off and Die in an agonising Fire.

Seriously.

I am considering buying vietnamese Slave children to replace all the printers at our customers sites because I can virtually bet they would do a better job than remote site printing....

Not Growlz printer m8, it's the bee knees, so much so - it could print ON bee's knees.

Growler, since you're rich mate, feel free to flick me an 85 1.4 eh? or a 70-200 cheers <3

[The Demon Lord]

New printer being installed! Jonty will be across the road from you for work very soon.

All Printers can fuck off and Die in an agonising Fire.

Seriously.

I am considering buying vietnamese Slave children to replace all the printers at our customers sites because I can virtually bet they would do a better job than remote site printing....

Not Growlz printer m8, it's the bee knees, so much so - it could print ON bee's knees.

Growler, since you're rich mate, feel free to flick me an 85 1.4 eh? or a 70-200 cheers <3

All Printers.

If I didn't have printer issues, I would have so much time at work to do actual work...

[winter]

New printer being installed! Jonty will be across the road from you for work very soon.

All Printers can fuck off and Die in an agonising Fire.

Seriously.

I am considering buying vietnamese Slave children to replace all the printers at our customers sites because I can virtually bet they would do a better job than remote site printing....

Not Growlz printer m8, it's the bee knees, so much so - it could print ON bee's knees.

Growler, since you're rich mate, feel free to flick me an 85 1.4 eh? or a 70-200 cheers <3

All Printers.

If I didn't have printer issues, I would have so much time at work to do actual work...

But you're printing what? boring words in black - he'll printing ART mate. ART. Not work documents

[Growler]

hahaha it's certainly a beast of a machine!

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Can it print money?

[Growler]

pretty much

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

But, can it print Bacon?

[Growler]

money buys bacon

[The Demon Lord]

But you're printing what? boring words in black - he'll printing ART mate. ART. Not work documents

Its not what your printing, its shitty drivers, Shitty redirection, Shitty Print Servers, Shitty Spool Errors, Shitty Configuration pages that put settings in Shitty Places.

And general Shittyness.

Shit Shit fuck Shit Fucking Printers Fuck Die Fuck Shit.


tits and Bacon or GTFO

[deadmeatwalking]

But you're printing what? boring words in black - he'll printing ART mate. ART. Not work documents

Its not what your printing, its shitty drivers, Shitty redirection, Shitty Print Servers, Shitty Spool Errors, Shitty Configuration pages that put settings in Shitty Places.

And general Shittyness.

Shit Shit fuck Shit Fucking Printers Fuck Die Fuck Shit.



tits and Bacon or GTFO

look out angry masty jizz coming

[winter]

But you're printing what? boring words in black - he'll printing ART mate. ART. Not work documents

Its not what your printing, its shitty drivers, Shitty redirection, Shitty Print Servers, Shitty Spool Errors, Shitty Configuration pages that put settings in Shitty Places.

And general Shittyness.

Shit Shit fuck Shit Fucking Printers Fuck Die Fuck Shit.


tits and Bacon or GTFO

Bit mad there m8?

[trololololo]

So that's sexytime lunch dates at burgers and beers I hear?

I could be in for that, im not to far away, just need at least a days notice

[Pyromanik]

Fuck, now I want burgers and beers. Alas, most burgers here are pretty rubbish

American style; meat, maybe a pathetic amount of cheese (if you're lucky), a dickload of bun, want fillings? FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Xsannz]

look out angry masty jizz coming

for lunch I could be in for that, im not to far away, just need at least a days notice

FIXED

[Retardobot]

Impromptu 3 day trip to Auckland was goood.

Things are going well

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Impromptu 3 day trip to Auckland was goood.

Things are going well

Did you get stuck in traffic?


Because you haven't truly experienced Auckland until you have.

[Growler]

job offers of the non sexual kind?

job offers of the sexual kind?

[Codex]

Fuck, now I want burgers and beers. Alas, most burgers here are pretty rubbish

American style; meat, maybe a pathetic amount of cheese (if you're lucky), a dickload of bun, want fillings? FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Guessing you didn't go to many burger places in the states

[Pyromanik]

Only on the screens. They always eating super shit burgers.

Then they go and have a fucking great hissyfit when you dare to put something as awesome as beetroot on one.
"Beets don't belong on burgers! Leave the burger making to America! USA #1, USA #1" etc :<
Cocks.
Cocks everywhere.

[Codex]

Beets don't belong on anything.

Not on food

Not in gardens

Not even on dre headphones

Terrible things

[Bounty Hunter]

Beets don't belong on anything.

Not on food

Not in gardens

Not even on dre headphones

Terrible things

But then how do you make a kiwi burger?

egg, beetroot, bacon, etc

[Codex]

^I don't. My burgers are usually:
Egg
Bacon
Salad
Aioli
Red onion
Chicken patties I make myself with pro recipe
Ciabatta or sesame seed bun

Actually the only time I ever eat beetroot is in baking for vegan recipes (Since i'm a useless piece of trash and can't eat dairy it's a good alternative for a lot of butter based baking stuffs)

[Pyromanik]

Beetroot, not beets.
Kiwifruit, not kiwis.

Fuck you, rest of the English speaking world.