Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Retardobot]

Mind fuck mode means mixed signals like I don't even know.

[Pyromanik]

COZ YOUR HOT THEN YOU'RE COLD, YOU'RE IN THEN YOU'RE OUT, YOU'RE UP THEN YOU'RE DOWN

[Xsannz]

Did you play with her, you know, girls have a vagina and boys have a penis sort of playing.

Codex has a vagina, and GHD hair straighteners..  so the probably just straightened each others hair and drank girly RTD's and giggled all night.

[Codex]

Hah nah I didn't, damn though, weow. Maybe one day hah.

I don't have GHD's, they were the ex's

[Xsannz]

Hah nah I didn't, damn though, weow. Maybe one day hah.

I don't have GHD's, they were the ex's

oh, so your not denying having straighteners, just not the correct brand...

Well i know what to get you for Christmas now, do you want the pink ones or the leopard skin ones..  or the limited edition black with pink ceramic plates...

God after typing that i feel i should go on a mountain trek bare chested in a loin cloth to reclaim my manhood.

[Retardobot]

Xsannz just admitted to owning at least 3 different pairs of hair straighteners.

Batty boy.

[Xsannz]

Xsannz just admitted to owning at least 3 different pairs of hair straighteners.

Batty boy.

sure i'll play along..

i use one pair for toasting my sandwiches  since i don't have a sandwich press..

i use one pair os a medical and torture device, good for sealing bleeding wounds.

and the third pair is left plugged in next to the bath for suicide attempts...


and nice to see you again RII, but i still miss your Coke bottle thickness Glasses Avatar..

[Codex]

oh, so your not denying having straighteners, just not the correct brand...

Indeed, I have remington ones, although haven't straightened hair since I went to the states last year x).

Well i know what to get you for Christmas now, do you want the pink ones or the leopard skin ones..  or the limited edition black with pink ceramic plates...

I feel like the pink and black would take longer to date, so pink and black for sure.

God after typing that i feel i should go on a mountain trek bare chested in a loin cloth to reclaim my manhood.

A breeze would break you let alone an animal. Some manhood.

[Retardobot]

You miss Bubbles.

Bubbles is love.
Bubbles is life.

Hair straightener won't get yo far in the bath for a suicide attempt. At best it'll just heat the water up really really slowly.

You want to distill the water so you remove any of those pesky impurities that would otherwise interrupt conductivity. Second, you want to go in style, so first straighten your hair then put the straightener away. Then sit in the bath with your laptop on a rest running off the mains with some great porn looping. Then just chuck the laptop off the rest when you're good to go.

[Pyromanik]

So hair straightners apparently make pretty awesome collar irons. For those of us that have to wear dress/business shirts.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

You want to distill the water so you remove any of those pesky impurities that would otherwise interrupt conductivity.

The impurities are what makes water conductive.

Pure water doesn't conduct electricity.

[Xsannz]

You miss Bubbles.

Bubbles is love.
Bubbles is life.

Hair straightener won't get yo far in the bath for a suicide attempt. At best it'll just heat the water up really really slowly.

You want to distill the water so you remove any of those pesky impurities that would otherwise interrupt conductivity. Second, you want to go in style, so first straighten your hair then put the straightener away. Then sit in the bath with your laptop on a rest running off the mains with some great porn looping. Then just chuck the laptop off the rest when you're good to go.

most lappy psi brick only supply .5 - 1.5 amps at 13-24v..  not exactly the quickest way..

i was thinking more like put toaster next to bath make self some toasty good ness and then knock toaster into bath...

[Xsannz]

You want to distill the water so you remove any of those pesky impurities that would otherwise interrupt conductivity.

The impurities are what makes water conductive.

Pure water doesn't conduct electricity.

and this, you would be better to add a few tablespoons of salt to add to the conductivity...

[Xsannz]

A breeze would break you let alone an animal. Some manhood.

you never complained about the manhood before, i thought my prowess was why you wanted me in your Alf Dungeon..

[Codex]

So hair straightners apparently make pretty awesome collar irons. For those of us that have to wear dress/business shirts.

I can confirm this works amazingly

[winter]

So hair straightners apparently make pretty awesome collar irons. For those of us that have to wear dress/business shirts.

I actually do this heaps.

[Retardobot]

Hmm.

My techniques for offing myself seem to be a little off.

Maybe that's why I'm still here.

[Growler]

Today is a good day. 42 months later.....

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

Now time to shop for a house.

[Xsannz]

Today is a good day. 42 months later.....

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

Now time to shop for a house.

nice EQC payout finally then....


Mines for sale in Rangiora...  only want 405k for it valuation was 420k.

4 bedroom.. 218m square house on 800m section with massive double garage and workshop

[Growler]

Nope, wrong side of town for me sorry, the drive would do my head in!

[Codex]

I couldn't stand living that far away from the city lol

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Nope, wrong side of town for me sorry, the drive would do my head in!

I thought all of Christchurch was the wrong side of town.

[Growler]

I couldn't stand living that far away from the city lol

What city?

I'd happily live in Rangivegas if the rush traffic didnt suck donkey dick.

Duck shooting, fishing, jet boating etc right there..... So we are looking the other side of town, rolly, lincoln etc

[Retardobot]

Nope, wrong side of town for me sorry, the drive would do my head in!

I thought all of Christchurch was the wrong side of town.

Your face is the wrong side of town.

[Xsannz]

I couldn't stand living that far away from the city lol

you Cantabs are so small fucking city minded..


it takes me less time to commute from Rangiora to adding ton for work and back than it used to to commute across the city some days.

I spend 25 min morning and 30min afternoon driving.

it's 70km round trip.

take into account if you lived anywhere else in the world apart from a hick town your commute would be double that.

look at wellington or Auckland's commutes...

CHCH mentallity is spoilt because is was so centralised and hub centric road system that all fed towards a city that no longer exists.