Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[The Demon Lord]

^Tinder was okay for me hah

yeah but your young.. and so i bet you fit into the demographics better,  I am old and my demographic group is full of Hippo's with kids.

So you do a car salesman on your age

you can't.. its based on you FB profile and FB won't let you change your age...

I don't have FB 

[Growler]

FB = fuckbuddy right?

[Codex]

In other news I bought a house...

Ri, I bought 2 Toyota Caldinas, 1 1800 for the wife and a GT4 for me

And Ri.... I hada 65 yo man play with my balls today, I enjoyed it so much I am going back next Thursday for him to play with them again for longer.

Where? That's awesome

Hah sweet, come for a drive, turbo wagons unite

I don't have FB 

[Kopfjaeger]

In other news I bought a house...

Ri, I bought 2 Toyota Caldinas, 1 1800 for the wife and a GT4 for me

GT4....enjoy hanging in the seatbelts and replacing the clutch, still much fun to be had

[Growler]

GT4....enjoy hanging in the seatbelts and replacing the clutch, still much fun to be had

Caldina GT4 is auto

[Growler]

Where? That's awesome

Hah sweet, come for a drive, turbo wagons unite

Rolleston in Faringdon, brand new finishes in 3 weeks, 230sqm, fully wired and fibre to the door

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Tandoori]

I have 20-something different courier packages arriving over the next fortnight. But NOTHING arrived today. And now instead of studying, I just sit here clicking 'refresh' on the different tracking numbers

EDIT:
Lol, one of these packages is a lightstand + umbrella bought from Hong Kong. I now have 'goodboystudio' on my debit-card statement :S

[Retardobot]

And Ri.... I hada 65 yo man play with my balls today, I enjoyed it so much I am going back next Thursday for him to play with them again for longer.

Totes jelly!

However, you've not experienced good ball cuppage until you have a 65yr old Asian man at the end of your nut sack.

That's the high-life, baby.

[Codex]

Rolleston in Faringdon, brand new finishes in 3 weeks, 230sqm, fully wired and fibre to the door

Caldinaballs.webm

Delicious fibre, i'll miss mine T___T.

Sweet, will have to mix the old with the new

[Retardobot]

Just put my wedding band on TradeMe that the ex made me prematurely buy.

Is going to fund an HTC One M8 or a Samsung S5.

None of that "throw it in the ocean" dramatic BS.

[Retardobot]

FUCKEN CHRIST.

Auction title: MEN'S 10CT WHITE GOLD 5MM WEDDING BAND

Auction in Men's jewellery section with the details again repeated in the description. Some brilliant fucktard has asked "is it a mans or womans ring".

Fucking TradeMe...

[Arseynimz]

FUCKEN CHRIST.

Auction title: MEN'S 10CT WHITE GOLD 5MM WEDDING BAND

Auction in Men's jewellery section with the details again repeated in the description. Some brilliant fucktard has asked "is it a mans or womans ring".

Fucking TradeMe...

I fucking hate TradeMe. I offered to buy a TV off a guy over 6 weeks ago for $30 less than the Reserve Price. Just $30 in the scheme of a TV. He has relisted it at least 5 times, and still not sold it. I keep watching it, and waiting for him to lower the price, but nope...

Then there's the retards you speak of dude... Auction details all show x, y and z: "Hey does this have z?"... FML.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

In other news I bought a house...

You bought a horse?

[Xsannz]

FUCKEN CHRIST.

Auction title: MEN'S 10CT WHITE GOLD 5MM WEDDING BAND

Auction in Men's jewellery section with the details again repeated in the description. Some brilliant fucktard has asked "is it a mans or womans ring".

Fucking TradeMe...

I fucking hate TradeMe. I offered to buy a TV off a guy over 6 weeks ago for $30 less than the Reserve Price. Just $30 in the scheme of a TV. He has relisted it at least 5 times, and still not sold it. I keep watching it, and waiting for him to lower the price, but nope...

Then there's the retards you speak of dude... Auction details all show x, y and z: "Hey does this have z?"... FML.

Well Does it have Z, and if it has Z what about A you didn't mention A

[Codex]

Just put my wedding band on TradeMe that the ex made me prematurely buy.

Is going to fund an HTC One M8 or a Samsung S5.

None of that "throw it in the ocean" dramatic BS.

Nexus 5 ftw

[Xsannz]

Just put my wedding band on TradeMe that the ex made me prematurely buy.

Is going to fund an HTC One M8 or a Samsung S5.

None of that "throw it in the ocean" dramatic BS.

at least that was the only premature thing...

[Pyromanik]

^Tinder was okay for me hah

yeah but your young.. and so i bet you fit into the demographics better,  I am old and my demographic group is full of Hippo's with kids.

So you do a car salesman on your age

you can't.. its based on you FB profile and FB won't let you change your age...

I don't have FB 

Back in my day we used these things called bars, where you could walk up to the hottest un male unaccompanied female and try your luck and know in minutes whether you were going to move on to the next one or not.

[Pyromanik]

Just put my wedding band on TradeMe that the ex made me prematurely buy.

Is going to fund an HTC One M8 or a Samsung S5.

None of that "throw it in the ocean" dramatic BS.

Engrave it with "never again" and wear it on a chain around your neck.

Also, fuck yeah One m8 want.

Except also don't want. What do?
Owning a smarthphone is dangerous business :<

[Codex]

Why?

[Xsannz]

^Tinder was okay for me hah

yeah but your young.. and so i bet you fit into the demographics better,  I am old and my demographic group is full of Hippo's with kids.

So you do a car salesman on your age

you can't.. its based on you FB profile and FB won't let you change your age...

I don't have FB 

Back in my day we used these things called bars, where you could walk up to the hottest un male unaccompanied female and try your luck and know in minutes whether you were going to move on to the next one or not.

bars these days require far too much $$ for the effort, and they are full of Twat foreigners all working here for the rebuild and the m to f ratio is 20:1

[Retardobot]

Picking up women in bars is no longer a viable and worthwhile venture.

[Codex]

The kind of girl that i'd meet in a bar is 99% of the time not a girl i'd be interested in anyway tbh lol

They do attract a certain type of person in most cases

[Arseynimz]

Picking up women in bars is no longer a viable and worthwhile venture.

This, because this:

The kind of girl that i'd meet in a bar is 99% of the time not a girl i'd be interested in anyway tbh lol

[Pyromanik]

Picking up women in bars is no longer a viable and worthwhile venture.

Viable, sure is. Worthwhile, can't say; I ditch them because I'm not a naughty boy.

[Xsannz]

Picking up women in bars is no longer a viable and worthwhile venture.

This, because this:

The kind of girl that i'd meet in a bar is 99% of the time not a girl i'd be interested in anyway tbh lol

Agreed, if i have to pay for 4 drinks just to get some interest etc etc ....

i may as well put the money elsewhere... and trolling in bars is not where i am going to meet somebody who i am going to be remotely interested in outside of putting a quick smile on my face...

and i am too old to be dealing with crazy bitches..  but me thinks "DEM AL B CRZY"