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[Pyromanik]

Fuck, maybe it's just me.
I've not bought women a drink and had to refuse offers.
If I were single I'd have not.

It depends on what you think about when you think about picking up birds in a bar.
If you conjure up a bog troll... yeah nah.
If you conjure up a slapper... yeah nah.
If you conjure up a basket case... yeah nah.
If you conjure up a kiwi bird... probably nah.
If you've somehow ended up with a sane & reasonably tidy looking foreign bird... probably would if I were single and easy.

[Codex]

Agreed, if i have to pay for 4 drinks just to get some interest etc etc ....

i may as well put the money elsewhere... and trolling in bars is not where i am going to meet somebody who i am going to be remotely interested in outside of putting a quick smile on my face...

and i am too old to be dealing with crazy bitches..  but me thinks "DEM AL B CRZY"

This isn't even what I mean, drink buying aside, nothing to do with buying or whatever, it's the type of girl. Not what you'll get out of them. I'm just not interested in the typical girl you meet in a bar.

[Pyromanik]

That's why you aim for the atypical ones.
Gawd man, have some standards.

[Pyromanik]

I guess 90% of the time, yeah you're right.
But if you class yourself as not the typical walking ballsack of testosterone and steroids that one thinks of when they think about chaps on the prowl for a night out (ie reverse the roles), you'd probably not classify yourself as one you're likely to meet in a bar. But you do go to bars. So while it's not all that likely, it could happen.

But yeah, this all started with tinder 1 nighters... and a 1 nighter is what bars can surely give. So yeah.

That's all I'm saying.

You ain't out at night to pick up a soul mate.
But if you talk & joke naturally more than focussing on strutting an impressive mating dance, you could be surprised about who you meet.
Anywhere, for that matter.

[Pyromanik]

But that's not what this thread is about.

Women are all crazy.
The world is full of illiterate morons.
Humanity should be decimated.

That's what we're all about.

[Retardobot]

If you conjure up a kiwi bird... probably nah.
If you've somehow ended up with a sane & reasonably tidy looking foreign bird... probably would if I were single and easy.

Probably my issue.

I don't date kiwi women.

[Xsannz]

If you conjure up a kiwi bird... probably nah.
If you've somehow ended up with a sane & reasonably tidy looking foreign bird... probably would if I were single and easy.

Probably my issue.

I don't date women.

Fixed^

[Pyromanik]

If you conjure up a kiwi bird... probably nah.
If you've somehow ended up with a sane & reasonably tidy looking foreign bird... probably would if I were single and easy.

Probably my issue.

I don't date kiwi women.

It depends on what you think about when you think about picking up birds in a bar.
If you conjure up a bog troll... yeah nah.
If you conjure up a slapper... yeah nah.
If you conjure up a basket case... yeah nah.
If you conjure up a kiwi bird... pick two or more of the above.

Fixed?

[Arseynimz]

But that's not what this thread is about.

I giggled, because there is no about to this thread.

[Pyromanik]

That's half the joke :>

[Arseynimz]

I think we should change Xsannz forum title to Fixed with all the fixing he's bloody doing this morning.

[Speakman]

Was just about to mention this:

I think we should change Xsannz forum title to Fixed with all the fixing he's bloody doing this morning.

I think we should stage an intervention. Its annoying as fuck. Would be OK if it was occasional and funny, but its all been frequent and unfunny

[Growler]

Ri is admin of this place..... suddenly dickbutts everywhere!

Spoiler :

[Codex]

^SFW pls -___-

I guess 90% of the time, yeah you're right.
But if you class yourself as not the typical walking ballsack of testosterone and steroids that one thinks of when they think about chaps on the prowl for a night out (ie reverse the roles), you'd probably not classify yourself as one you're likely to meet in a bar. But you do go to bars. So while it's not all that likely, it could happen.

But yeah, this all started with tinder 1 nighters... and a 1 nighter is what bars can surely give. So yeah.

That's all I'm saying.

You ain't out at night to pick up a soul mate.
But if you talk & joke naturally more than focussing on strutting an impressive mating dance, you could be surprised about who you meet.
Anywhere, for that matter.

I don't go to bars, so not really an issue lol. I wouldn't go to a bar with such prospects.

The only time I ever go to any bar or place like that is if there's something on like the getsome drinks is probably the last and will likely be the last time I went to a bar until the next time there's a drinks haha

[Bounty Hunter]

If you conjure up a kiwi bird... probably nah.

Probably my issue.

I don't date kiwi women.

Why foreign girls?

note: I don't want to know why not kiwi girls.

[Xsannz]

If you conjure up a kiwi bird... probably nah.

Probably my issue.

I don't date kiwi women.

Why foreign girls?

note: I don't want to know why not kiwi girls.

More commonly a foreign bird has travelled and therefore generally easier to relate to, especially with myself and Codex since we have travelled ourselves, and also they are not as set into rigid horrible mind sets.

in general they just offer more fulfilling relationships.

[Xsannz]

ok hint taken.. no more fixing..  i am just bored and lonely..  Chodsex is ignoring my requests to hang out because of some stupid "I'm Moving excuse"

on a sidenote Chodsex, which flatmate is single and looking for a place to live

[Pyromanik]

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Xsannz]

[Codex]

More commonly a foreign bird has travelled and therefore generally easier to relate to, especially with myself and Codex since we have travelled ourselves, and also they are not as set into rigid horrible mind sets.

in general they just offer more fulfilling relationships.

Partly true, mostly it's the part where the average female in nz is conditioned the same way and ends up as the type of person i'm generally not attracted to or interested in. Although there are some gems around, few and far between lol.

ok hint taken.. no more fixing..  i am just bored and lonely..  Chodsex is ignoring my requests to hang out because of some stupid "I'm Moving excuse"

on a sidenote Chodsex, which flatmate is single and looking for a place to live

Hah should be mostly moved this weekend I hope.

Both are taken and have moved already have been living alone for a week or two now, it's great would totally live in a one bedroom apartment if I could afford to.

[Xsannz]

Both are taken and have moved already have been living alone for a week or two now, it's great would totally live in a one bedroom apartment if I could afford to.

Nothing like Fapping without being walked in on eh...

fine... what was the contact details for the crazy one who was giving me evil eyes when Daniel was down, or any other crazies ...  i'll take crazy over nothing...  especially while i way up the Dubai thing...

[Codex]

Nothing like Fapping without being walked in on eh...

fine... what was the contact details for the crazy one who was giving me evil eyes when Daniel was down, or any other crazies ...  i'll take crazy over nothing...  especially while i way up the Dubai thing...

Your English hurts me sometimes.

And lol, don't do it man, not worth it, trust me (The girl, do the Dubai thing, for sure)

[Xsannz]

Nothing like Fapping without being walked in on eh...

fine... what was the contact details for the crazy one who was giving me evil eyes when Daniel was down, or any other crazies ...  i'll take crazy over nothing...  especially while i way up the Dubai thing...

Your English hurts me sometimes.

And lol, don't do it man, not worth it, trust me (The girl, do the Dubai thing, for sure)

I like to hurt you, I type in a rush so i don't get hairy eyeballs from the boss...

[The Demon Lord]

I picked up my wife in a Bar.

fuck knows how I did it

[Clin]

I met my wife in a bar also. I did it because I know what desire looks like.

I was young and beautiful then.

*sob*