Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Pyromanik]

Here was Bruce Willis just consistently has less hair each movie.

Oh Spacemonkey, fantastic pun opportunity missed.
Son I am disappoint.


Because hair was Bruce Willis:

[Retardobot]

Fuck this thread.

I'm outta hair like a bald man.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Fuck this thread.

I'm outta hair like a bald man.

I have haired this joke before. But thanks for shaving it with us.

[Growler]

wow........just to think in some countries people would have topuée to hear this sort of hilarity

[Xsannz]

Fuck this thread.

I'm outta hair like a bald man.

going on a date this weekend again.. fuck I'm a sucker for punishment...

new girl she is gorgeous.. pity she has 2 kids...  might use this a a douche experiment as her opening gambit was i want a prince.. so going to act like a douche and prove that that is what is more attractive than the knight in armour..

[Retardobot]

How many dildos are in your bum, Growler?

Xsannz;

I use to be anti-kids. But after meeting a couple of really nice girls (who also did a mindfuck on me) it didn't bother me so much.

Show 0 interest. Record results.

[Xsannz]

How many dildos are in your bum, Growler?

are they bacon flavoured?

[Xsannz]

How many dildos are in your bum, Growler?

Xsannz;

I use to be anti-kids. But after meeting a couple of really nice girls (who also did a mindfuck on me) it didn't bother me so much.

Show 0 interest. Record results.

ideally i want my own progeny not someones else's...  not that i am beyond raising somebody else kids, after all a kid is a kid and deserves the work, i regularly look after my nice...  it would just be better if it were my own...

[Growler]

Depends on the day Ri.... I always like to have some kegel balls up there to keep things strong and tight, otherwise it's one of those butterfly thongs with the vibrating nub lodged firmly in there.

It really is quite fantasmical in the most glorious way!

[Xsannz]

I thought trademe was pricey, god danm find someone.co.nz bloody 30bucks a month or 10 bucks for 3 messages... Feck it.

But at least if it's a pay site people are bound to better than nzd scum right?

[Pyromanik]

well, the .co.nz part implies that everyone will be paying with NZD.

[Pyromanik]

ideally i want my own progeny not someones else's...

My research as shown that 6 years is the ideal gap.
ie, start looking for a 24yo.

Or in any case, aim that target down the lower 20's.

(Not that this has anything to do with babymaking)

[Pyromanik]

Wholey shit what a fat cunt, I just ate two large pizzas.

Well, large pizza & large calzone.

[Codex]

uwot

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Wholey shit what a fat cunt, I just ate two large pizzas.

Well, large pizza & large calzone.

For breakfast?

That's epic.

[Pyromanik]

uwot

yeh.

* Pyromanik shrugs

[Codex]

you foul beast

[Pyromanik]

Pretty much. It's been hours now and I'm still way too full :<

[Retardobot]

Proud-a-you, Pyro.

On Sat I sat down and ate a whole roast chicken with a pair of chopsticks. Then finished it off with a banana, an apple and a couple of wholemeal bread rolls.

Going to the gym for volume training is the most expensive hobby I have ever had. I eat so much

First world problems.

[Arseynimz]

So I let one chick know I was meh about her. She's gone semi-retard and is still messaging me like I said nothing. Meanwhile another chick I like I can't get normal person time between our schedules to meet up with her! FML.

[Codex]

^Adulting too hard

[Xsannz]

I think this Thread need more cleanex and handcream it will solve all our problems.

OI JONTY WE DOING LUNCH OR WHAT....

[Retardobot]

So I let one chick know I was meh about her. She's gone semi-retard and is still messaging me like I said nothing. Meanwhile another chick I like I can't get normal person time between our schedules to meet up with her! FML.

Hah, I think this is the Tinder story in a nutshell.

"Want to go for coffee? Oh yeah, Im free here, here and here. Oh, I can't do those dates".

I give up if they say they're busy on any day I suggest. If they want to meet, they'll offer up some sort of compromise, otherwise they can't be arsed and are just in it for the attention.

[Xsannz]

So I let one chick know I was meh about her. She's gone semi-retard and is still messaging me like I said nothing. Meanwhile another chick I like I can't get normal person time between our schedules to meet up with her! FML.

Hah, I think this is the Tinder story in a nutshell.

"Want to go for coffee? Oh yeah, Im free here, here and here. Oh, I can't do those dates".

I give up if they say they're busy on any day I suggest. If they want to meet, they'll offer up some sort of compromise, otherwise they can't be arsed and are just in it for the attention.

ALL WRONG..

first lesson of sales is don't give them questions the can answer with NO....


You start with more complex questions that already have a prewired yes built into the,

instead of would you like coffee?   to which the reply could be NO..

you pitch the following..

How about drinks or coffee some time, how about tuesday at 7pm or thursday at 6pm or even better if it suits you saturday at 1pm

that way you have already got them thinking about the dates and times you have suggested rather than the actually saying no to the drink in the first place, it gets them to pick from one of your options that would suit them it narrows down the options enough that one of them should be good and circumvents an outright no, chances are even if those times don't suit them they will generally counter with a time and day because thats were you have steered the thought process to. if you still get an outright no then they are not interested and you were never going to sell them anything (or get their interest) in the first place.

it all about presenting the options in a manner that keeps them thinking, i spent 5 years as the top customer facing sales rep and trainer in the south island...,I have no problem getting dates its just finding somebody who doesn't mind fuck.

Just think of dating as sale pitches..  the better the pitch the more likely you actually get to pitch...


Best opening question to gauge how fast things may happen without being creepy.


would you prefer 1000 little steps or 1 giant leap.

whatever the answer you say that is a good answer..  you have not said what your preference is and you have just gauged a lot more than you think.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Saturday at 1pm is good for me.