Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Codex]

bounty pls

[Retardobot]

pleece Bounty pleece

[Retardobot]

Welp.

Oddball flew in with a loud crash and bang and then vanished like one of my power farts.

[Xsannz]

Welp.

Oddball flew in with a loud crash and bang and then vanished like one of my power farts.

loud crash and bang normally indicates a  SHART..

[Craigor]

All that typing seemed like quite a lot of effort for very little self amusement value lol

[Pyromanik]

Tonight I face a terrible dilemma.

I don't know specifically what gonorrhoea is other than the fact that deadmeatwalking can't spell it properly.

There is a solution to that, google. However, that in itself proposes another issue and that's the fact it's probably fucking gross and I'm trying to eat right now. I could wait until I'm not eating, however, I don't have the capacity to care about it that much and I still have another 20 seconds til I'm done. The solution to it probably being gross is to not look at it, which puts me back at square one. This... is a catch 22. OH THE INHUMANITY!

I had a point, but it has long since been forgotten. I'm going to watch some shit ass comedy I pirated called arrested development that's ruined by the presence of michael cera when he was more pedobait than usual. And yes I'm aware that pedo's don't like people his age however I'm pretty sure he's the exception.

Then I will sleep. Then I will wake up because I have a government to file charges against.

Is it because we didn't stop Kony?

I thought we did...

I haven't heard anything about it since that whole campaign... so I figure it must have worked.
No other reason they'd suddenly stop reporting on such an important international event right?

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

All that typing seemed like quite a lot of effort for very little self amusement value lol

Says the guy with 10,000 posts.

[Craigor]

All that typing seemed like quite a lot of effort for very little self amusement value lol

Says the guy with 10,000 posts.

What? I think you are a bit off..

[Pyromanik]

/r/pcmasterrace/

PCMASTERRACE.

I could have got a console.
But instead I got a raspberry pi and a 23" 1080p montior.



For half the price.

[Pyromanik]

All that typing seemed like quite a lot of effort for very little self amusement value lol

Says the guy with 10,000 posts.

What? I think you are a bit off..

NAH FUSH U BISH, U GETTN IN ON ME TERROR TORY!




(I think there might be a David Cameron joke in there somewhere, but I'm not sure because I haven't actually managed to figure out what the fuck a 'tory' is yet.)

[Bounty Hunter]

/r/pcmasterrace/

PCMASTERRACE.

I could have got a console.
But instead I got a raspberry pi and a 23" 1080p montior.



For half the price.

/r/embeddedmasterrace

[Retardobot]

The parallels between the KONY campaign and Headcase McDiddleTurds are actually pretty uncanny.

We always thought the guy to be pretty loopy, but then he goes full-retard and has a fiesta level wank in public.

[Clin]

/r/pcmasterrace/

But instead I got a raspberry pi and a 23" 1080p montior.



For half the price.

Enjoy your 1080p text adventures

[Clin]

Or pan flute hero

[Xsannz]

Or pan flute hero

at first glance it looked like a bomb, only exception was the different length tubes, but then it could just be an artistic looking bomb

what next  raspberry Pi Bombers kit...

[Xsannz]

fiesta level wank in public.

I see no problem with this statement, it aligns with the stuff article about Naked reality tv shows that seem to keep popping up.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv-radio/10322724/Take-off-your-clothes-to-make-it-in-TV

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I was told I had to be naked to post here.


Is that not the case for everyone else?

[Xsannz]

I was told I had to be naked to post here.


Is that not the case for everyone else?

thats what the internet is for, Naked anonymity, and posting from your sweat soaked leather chair in nothing but your birthday suit and headphones from your fap stained crumb encrusted keyboard

[Oddball]

Oddball is having a hard time choosing a personality after so much failure. He had such high hopes to work for Disney as well. Turns out Disney doesn't hire unmotivated plebs despite how easy it is to get a job with them as a slave labour new grad.

Don't mistake this for an insinuation that you're worth the 45 seconds it takes to respond to you, rather take it as an insinuation that telling you that you're wrong excites me sexually.

Disney wouldn't recognize my graduate diploma as opposed to a degree, and a recent university level qualification is required for an internship at Disney - which is what I applied for. But since you have enough experience working at Disney's Animation Studios in the role I applied for to know how easy it is to get a job there, I'd love to hear about your experience over in Burbank CA where you, undoubtedly worked for Disney as a Character TD (Technical Director) intern, and as my reel was obviously lackluster or they called in the local seer to divine my motivational aspects without an actual interview despite my having just finished a course with 24/7 12-16 hour days, I'd love to see your Character TD demoreel as well as some insight into your hours and where you did your degree.

PS - Your depiction of failure can only relate to your own experience, so please don't project your intellectual-misfortunes and incapacitation onto me.

[Retardobot]

HAHA! SHIT-TITS IS BACK!

I worked there over the christmas break.

They hired me because they saw how well I could render a blade of grass.

[Oddball]

That's fantastic, let me see your Character TD work!

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

HAHA! SHIT-TITS IS BACK!

I worked there over the christmas break.

They hired me because they saw how well I could render a blade of grass.

Did you the whole movie?!

[Retardobot]

The WHOLE movie.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Fuck me impressed;

[Oddball]

I have reason to suspect your honesty, Retardobot.

Character TDs do not render blades of grass.