Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Pyromanik]

FUCK YEAH. LEG NIGHT UP IN THIS, SHITBIRDS.

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read "LEG UP NIGHT"
And was all he's gett'n a leg over tonight? HIGH F...
then saw the error of my ways and was just disappoint for the riibird.

[Xsannz]

FUCK YEAH. LEG NIGHT UP IN THIS, SHITBIRDS.

THIS POST MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY CAFFIENE.

read "LEG UP NIGHT"
And was all he's gett'n a leg over tonight? HIGH F...
then saw the error of my ways and was just disappoint for the riibird.

i read it the same way, Much disappoint

[Retardobot]

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[Pyromanik]

Fuck, idea for new tinder rival. I'm gonna be rich.

DoNotWank.com/women.php

[Pyromanik]

So facebook, what a mindless drivel it is 60% of the time.
The following was a continuious stream of thought:

"Name a city that doesn't have an a, bet you can't" uhh Christchurch.
Yes. Boom first half second, you lose fuckwits.
Oh and ...
And Melbourne.
WELLINGTON
London
Edinburgh
Liverpool
Dublin
Perth
Cork
Nice
Munich
Gothenburg
Oslo
Helsinki
St Petersburg
Moscow
New York
Mexico City
Toronto
Tokyo

Too easy. Backfire much you mindless fucks?

Shit this would be harder thinking of one WITH an A.

uhh...

...

Hmm.

What's that other big city in NZ?


Oh fuck yeah, Auckland, duh.
Tauranga
Hamilton
oh shit I better just stop.

[Clin]

This coffee...



...so bitter.

[Retardobot]

Durham.
ham.
a.

[Pyromanik]

Durham.
ham.
a.

thank you edit button
They pronounce it "Doorem"
Because fuck English, or something.

[Pyromanik]

Oh and so I find out there's a comedy festival on, and this Kiwi chap is on, and it's in the next major city (about) due North, and it's free, so I figure I should go.

I look up when, heaps of times. I look up where, not far from train station.
Hmm, I don't trust this map because there's no actual address for me to cross freference.
click through to full google maps. type bar in. get taken to about equal distance but EAST of train station, not West.
LOL, ok, bar website to double check google. Hmm, has thing in menu for celebrity visits. Surely Kiwi chap must be listed there, part of a big event and all...

404

LOL LAUGHING ALREADY, celebrities not found, sums up NZ celeb status. GREAT COMEDY GIG



ps. it turns out that google maps was right, the events embedded google map was wrong. I would have gone to bar, IRL 404, oh fuck.

[Kayne]

I bought an electric drill.

#TheDrillEveryHomeOwnerBuysThenWondersWhyItBurnsOut

+ 5 to manliness.

I-it's an ozito...

- 15 for practicality
- 7 to manliness for posting about owning an ozito

Quickly go and return it! ..and buy AEG or something, A bit more expensive (probably 50-100$ more), and it will last a lot longer, as well as have a bit more grunt, Anything too hard for the ozito will burn the windings out pretty quickly :<

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Thanks for the warning. I'm only using it to attach a smoke alarm to a wall, not building a house or anything. I only wanted something cheap. I'll use it until it dies, then get something more expensive.

[mycoolcar]

#builderbrandsnobs

[Kayne]

#builderbrandsnobs

I wasn't trying to be a dick haha, I've just used ozito enough to know they are terrible for even home jobs, and that AEG is decent pricing + lifetime

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Kayne is like 10 years younger then me, and he has a far more vast knowledge of power tools then I do.


Making me look bad.

[Kayne]

Kayne is like 10 years younger then me, and he has a far more vast knowledge of power tools then I do.


Making me look bad.

I'm actually your elder if you count my past life as a spirtual transvestite wolf girlboy. Those were the days. #TransSpeciesTransGenderTomBoySpiritualWolfGirlboyAcceptance

And it's only because I'm a sparky, I'd have n.f.i if I wasn't working in a trade, and would probably buy an ozito as well for home jobs.

[Retardobot]

STOP USING TRIGGER WORDS, KAYNE.

YOU'RE OPPRESSING MY RIGHT TO IDENTIFY AS A FOOD BLENDER.

#nomoregenderroles

[Craigor]

And it's only because I'm a sparky, I'd have n.f.i if I wasn't working in a trade, and would probably buy an ozito as well for home jobs.

On that note - can you certify my electrical doings at home?


I haven't used any sticky tape this time, so its pretty safe

[Kayne]

And it's only because I'm a sparky, I'd have n.f.i if I wasn't working in a trade, and would probably buy an ozito as well for home jobs.

On that note - can you certify my electrical doings at home?


I haven't used any sticky tape this time, so its pretty safe

Not just yet - Ask me again in 6 -7 months time, then I'll gladly come help for a "nVidia graphics card", or maybe just for a beer will do.

[Craigor]

6 - 7 months

hurrrryyyy uuuuppppppppppp *said in child-like whiny voice*

[Lias]

You do know once you get your ticket we're flying you around NZ to sign off all our "high quality" wiring right :-P

[Xsannz]

Hell yes i need a sparky.. i think you should become a division of Getsome...

Getsome Electrical

[Kayne]

You do know once you get your ticket we're flying you around NZ to sign off all our "high quality" wiring right :-P

Hnnnnggg... That's going to be a lot of beer to drink - I don't know if I can handle that much. I guess we can only try and find out

Hell yes i need a sparky.. i think you should become a division of Getsome...

Getsome Electrical

That actually has a nice ring to it...hahaha

[Retardobot]

Know what makes me ROFL.

Sparkies who advertise themselves with pictures of sparks and lightning bolts.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

[Retardobot]

Plug me in, baby.