Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Xsannz]

Lias likes more fluff, otherwise it reminds him of LOLICON..

Hell no, fluff gets stuck in your teeth.

come on a nice landing strip never hurts, hell as long as it is groomed and prepared like a good golf course, ill play on the green just not in the rough..

I leave my stubble on for the effect..

[Craigor]

Hmm.. I never thought backing up to iCloud was a good idea, so never have

[Codex]

Awkward for some people, that gymnast and Liz Lee were both underage in the photos leaked

[420fairy]

Awkward for some people, that gymnast and Liz Lee were both underage in the photos leaked

and??? they obviously didnt give a fuck when they took the naughty pics - she was 16 thats legal in many countries. just sayin! 
ive never heard of anyone hacking an actual camera, maybe they should stick to that.
i used to have to clear mobile phones we would loan to people while theirs were being serviced, once we get them back its disturbing at how many corporates use loan phones like personal phones and have crazy shit left on them.

[Pitchey]

i used to have to clear, that is to say download to a portable HDD, mobile phones we would loan to people while theirs were being serviced, once we get them back its disturbing at how many corporates use loan phones like personal phones and have crazy shit left on them.

Fixed! 

[Pyromanik]

Fairy runs a black mail ring. You heard it here first.

People are so damn retard though, or naturally trusting ('why would they want MY shit?').
If it's on a network, it can be breached. No ifs or buts.
Having not connection to a broader network should do.
And even then cameras and shit are starting to become wifi enabled.
If you don't want your naughty pics stolen, invest in FILM.

Or y'know... don't take naughty pics.

It enrages me how this nasty shit happens all the fucking time ('revenge porn'), yet when a couple of celebrities get their tits out it's fucking international scandal. PASS SOME REAL LAWS YOU SPINELESS FUCKS. If it were illegal in about all of the modern world, then it would at least be viewed in less of an 'oh well, lol, where can I see them' manner.

[Codex]

and??? they obviously didnt give a fuck when they took the naughty pics - she was 16 thats legal in many countries. just sayin! 
ive never heard of anyone hacking an actual camera, maybe they should stick to that.
i used to have to clear mobile phones we would loan to people while theirs were being serviced, once we get them back its disturbing at how many corporates use loan phones like personal phones and have crazy shit left on them.

It doesn't matter, possession of those images is illegal due to the whole requirement to be 18 thing, you know, that law the prevents child porn from being legal? Despite them being of legal age to consensually have sex, they were still under the legal age of pornographic imagery in most countries.

Of course they wouldn't of cared when they were taken, they were taken in their own privacy, for them and their partners own personal pleasure, not for hundreds of thousands of people to view and watch for their own pleasure. It's not the same as someone uploading their own videos or pictures to forums or whatever.

Seems people not entitled to their own privacy anymore zzzzz.

[420fairy]

You would think people would have learnt from previous leaks - but clearly they havent. I mean ffs I am of no great importance but even I steer clear of taking nudes on my phone and sending them to Mr Fairy or whoever. If you want privacy in this day and age you have to control what you put out there.  I laughed at Apple's stance - it was their phones not our systems. Here was a good read from Eva Longoria - thats a tad scary

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11318869

Apple stores all your shit and can access your shit regardless - i would love to know if this was  an inside job. When this bout of leaks first came about i genuinely thought it was revenge from JLaws ex who plays The beast on Xmen for hooking up with Chris Martin from Coldplay then a shitload of others turned up. 1000000000000000 its someone who works for Apple.

Could be things like Facebook - I see their new messenger system requires alot of permissions- so many people dont actually read what youre giving apps permission to do.  On mine and i havent even installed the new version Facebook alone wants permission for
Camera - take pictures and videos
Social info - modify my contact read call log read contacts write call log
Microphone record audio
Edit text messages both mms and sms)
Phone calls - directly call phone numbers

[420fairy]

i used to have to clear, that is to say download to a portable HDD, mobile phones we would loan to people while theirs were being serviced, once we get them back its disturbing at how many corporates use loan phones like personal phones and have crazy shit left on them.

Fixed! 

NO shit the Fire service were the WORST for some crazy photos bro. C.R.A.Z.Y closely followed by Downer staff. I do believe the worst I ever ever saw was from a DHB member

[Xsannz]

i used to have to clear, that is to say download to a portable HDD, mobile phones we would loan to people while theirs were being serviced, once we get them back its disturbing at how many corporates use loan phones like personal phones and have crazy shit left on them.

Fixed! 

NO shit the Fire service were the WORST for some crazy photos bro. C.R.A.Z.Y closely followed by Downer staff. I do believe the worst I ever ever saw was from a DHB member

bet you still have all them Firemen pictures of their Hoses..

if i was a fireman that would be my pickup line...  Wanna see my hose, or i'll make you gush like a fire hydrant..

[420fairy]

i used to have to clear, that is to say download to a portable HDD, mobile phones we would loan to people while theirs were being serviced, once we get them back its disturbing at how many corporates use loan phones like personal phones and have crazy shit left on them.

Fixed! 

NO shit the Fire service were the WORST for some crazy photos bro. C.R.A.Z.Y closely followed by Downer staff. I do believe the worst I ever ever saw was from a DHB member

bet you still have all them Firemen pictures of their Hoses..

if i was a fireman that would be my pickup line...  Wanna see my hose, or i'll make you gush like a fire hydrant..

hahahaha ewww hahahaha ewww

[Xsannz]

i used to have to clear, that is to say download to a portable HDD, mobile phones we would loan to people while theirs were being serviced, once we get them back its disturbing at how many corporates use loan phones like personal phones and have crazy shit left on them.

Fixed! 

NO shit the Fire service were the WORST for some crazy photos bro. C.R.A.Z.Y closely followed by Downer staff. I do believe the worst I ever ever saw was from a DHB member

bet you still have all them Firemen pictures of their Hoses..

if i was a fireman that would be my pickup line...  Wanna see my hose, or i'll make you gush like a fire hydrant..

hahahaha ewww hahahaha ewww

good thing i'm not a fireman or that crass outside the confines of the forum.

but in truth I've seen a mate who has a way with woman literally walk up to a girl ask to see her palm,  say Yep that'll do and put it on his crotch and not get bitch slapped and take her home..

so i guess there is one for everybody...

[420fairy]

and??? they obviously didnt give a fuck when they took the naughty pics - she was 16 thats legal in many countries. just sayin! 
ive never heard of anyone hacking an actual camera, maybe they should stick to that.
i used to have to clear mobile phones we would loan to people while theirs were being serviced, once we get them back its disturbing at how many corporates use loan phones like personal phones and have crazy shit left on them.

It doesn't matter, possession of those images is illegal due to the whole requirement to be 18 thing, you know, that law the prevents child porn from being legal? Despite them being of legal age to consensually have sex, they were still under the legal age of pornographic imagery in most countries.

Of course they wouldn't of cared when they were taken, they were taken in their own privacy, for them and their partners own personal pleasure, not for hundreds of thousands of people to view and watch for their own pleasure. It's not the same as someone uploading their own videos or pictures to forums or whatever.

Seems people not entitled to their own privacy anymore zzzzz.

Interestingly:Jennifer Lawrence's fight to get her hacked nude photos removed from the Internet might have hit a legal snag -- the same one Ellen DeGeneres ran into with that famous Oscar selfie.

Sources connected to the investigation tell TMZ ... Lawrence's attorney fired off a letter to a porn website demanding it take down the nude photos of J-Law because she owns the copyright on the pics. We're told the website isn't buying that argument though.

The site's stance is ... since some of the pics are NOT selfies, the person who actually took those photos would most likely hold the copyright. In its response to Lawrence's attorney ... we're told the site is demanding proof of Jennifer's copyright, or the name of the person who snapped the shots.

Ironically, J-Law was prominent in the Oscar selfie -- which became the most retweeted photo ever when Ellen posted it. But as we told you, Bradley Cooper actually owns the shot because he took it.

[Arseynimz]

the most retweeted photo ever when Ellen posted it. But as we told you, Bradley Cooper actually owns the shot because he took it.

Just another reason why Bradley Cooper is legendary.

[Retardobot]

Siding with Fairy.

You're a dumbshit who only has yourself to blame when you take nudes on your cell and then send them off. SO MANY GOD DAMN LEAKS and you still do it. I've sent the odd dick pic off on Snapchat/Viber. I know the risks, but I'm not sure who wants to see micropenis.

Also, Xsannz, man up, play the road less traveled. She's a cracker!

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I've sent the odd dick pic off on Snapchat/Viber.

Ok, now can you please stop? There's only so many of your dick pics I can handle.

[Xsannz]

Also, Xsannz, man up, play the road less traveled. She's a cracker!

Thanks but i sacked up and became a parent.

[Codex]

I've sent the odd dick pic off on Snapchat/Viber.

Ok, now can you please stop? There's only so many of your dick pics I can handle.

Is the quantity of cock in your inbox ridickulous?

[Xsannz]

I've sent the odd dick pic off on Snapchat/Viber.

Ok, now can you please stop? There's only so many of your dick pics I can handle.

Is the quantity of cock in your inbox ridickulous?

are you looking in your spam folder instead of your inbox again

[Retardobot]

Also, Xsannz, man up, play the road less traveled. She's a cracker!

Thanks but i sacked up and became a parent.

Just like that, huh?

[Pitchey]

Ok, now can you please stop? There's only so many of your dick pics I can handle.

Would you like some hose pics instead?   

[Codex]

topkek

[Pitchey]

Coiled for your ease of use! 

Spoiler :

[Xsannz]

Coiled for your ease of use! 

Spoiler :

what more impressive is the shiny easy couple adaptor on the end of your coiled hose.

[Pyromanik]

So the other day I was wearing some exercise clothes, shorts and sleeveless top, walking down some steps on the way to the club... 3 young wimminz come walking up the other way. I think "oh yeah, too young" and pay no mind. Then I catch one staring at me. Not up and down, just right at my crotch. Thought 'oh, must be coincidence, it's at her eye level atm' (going down stairs remember, they were coming up LOL THE PUNS LOLOLOL). But no. Kept staring as walked past.

Then I notice the other two friends behind her were doing exactly the same thing.



I got slightly perturbed and walked off thinking I'd put my shorts on backwards.