Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Craigor]

hehe, DILF

[Gutty]

Thats pretty funny Pyro

[Xsannz]

So the other day I was wearing some exercise clothes, shorts and sleeveless top, walking down some steps on the way to the club... 3 young wimminz come walking up the other way. I think "oh yeah, too young" and pay no mind. Then I catch one staring at me. Not up and down, just right at my crotch. Thought 'oh, must be coincidence, it's at her eye level atm' (going down stairs remember, they were coming up LOL THE PUNS LOLOLOL). But no. Kept staring as walked past.

Then I notice the other two friends behind her were doing exactly the same thing.



I got slightly perturbed and walked off thinking I'd put my shorts on backwards.

and had you?  or did you mix up the Viagra with your vitamins again.

[Pitchey]

what more impressive is the shiny easy couple adaptor on the end of your coiled hose.

Instantaneous couplings for instantaneous fun!

It's instantaneous!

[Xsannz]

what more impressive is the shiny easy couple adaptor on the end of your coiled hose.

Instantaneous couplings for instantaneous fun!

It's instantaneous!

I'm more of a 30 seconds  spray and walkaway kind of guy

[Retardobot]

That's not something a parent should be doing.

[420fairy]

So the other day I was wearing some exercise clothes, shorts and sleeveless top, walking down some steps on the way to the club... 3 young wimminz come walking up the other way. I think "oh yeah, too young" and pay no mind. Then I catch one staring at me. Not up and down, just right at my crotch. Thought 'oh, must be coincidence, it's at her eye level atm' (going down stairs remember, they were coming up LOL THE PUNS LOLOLOL). But no. Kept staring as walked past.

Then I notice the other two friends behind her were doing exactly the same thing.



I got slightly perturbed and walked off thinking I'd put my shorts on backwards.

Yoga pants by chance?
Which of these 3 do you think resembled your outfit the most?

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Lucky there were some scissors on my desk, so I was able to stab them in my eyes.

[Speakman]

That's not something a parent should be doing.

Shots fired

[Pitchey]

Shots fired

Don't worry, they'll probably be blanks....

[Pyromanik]

So the other day I was wearing some exercise clothes, shorts and sleeveless top, walking down some steps on the way to the club... 3 young wimminz come walking up the other way. I think "oh yeah, too young" and pay no mind. Then I catch one staring at me. Not up and down, just right at my crotch. Thought 'oh, must be coincidence, it's at her eye level atm' (going down stairs remember, they were coming up LOL THE PUNS LOLOLOL). But no. Kept staring as walked past.

Then I notice the other two friends behind her were doing exactly the same thing.



I got slightly perturbed and walked off thinking I'd put my shorts on backwards.

and had you?  or did you mix up the Viagra with your vitamins again.

Nup. Strings at the front, tags at the back, pocket holes on the outside. Relief set in.

It was a hot day, so there wasn't any shrinkage that'd need drugs to RECTIFY.
It STOOD OUT enough on it's own apparently

[Pyromanik]

Yoga pants by chance?
Which of these 3 do you think resembled your outfit the most?

rofl. shorts for exercising in, yes. but not so poorly fitting as to leave nothing to the imagination, nor have me dangle too free during squats or whatever.

Also, saw a guy strutting around Edinburgh wearing a (low quality) superman costume. Much like those pictures, it was enough to scar children rather than be excited to meet superman :<

[Retardobot]

Applied for another Chch job.

This time I have strong connections to the position, could go in my favour.

[Lias]

Applied for another Chch job.

This time I have strong connections to the position, could go in my favour.

We can make the sexy times!

[Kayne]

I made a 2.5m x 0.6m garden box today, filled it with soil, then put veges in it.

What did YOU do.

My plants are all probably going to die because I'm being smug about it.

[Xsannz]

I made a 2.5m x 0.6m garden box today, filled it with soil, then put veges in it.

What did YOU do.

My plants are all probably going to die because I'm being smug about it.

I did this.

Bobcat levelled big stony area that was around the playhouse, put two power poles in as edging around the garden, 4 sleepers around the playhouse then backfilled with old carpet as a weed mat and then filled with 6cubic metres of chipped macrocarpa sawdust.

[trololololo]

Now to put out the flyers for all the little kiddies to come and play

I made a 2.5m x 0.6m garden box today, filled it with soil, then put veges in it.

What did YOU do.

My plants are all probably going to die because I'm being smug about it.

I did this.

Bobcat levelled big stony area that was around the playhouse, put two power poles in as edging around the garden, 4 sleepers around the playhouse then backfilled with old carpet as a weed mat and then filled with 6cubic metres of chipped macrocarpa sawdust.

[Xsannz]

Now to put out the flyers for all the little kiddies to come and play

I have a 6 year old daughter, my 6 year old niece and a nearly 4 month old,

plenty enough, but trying to get the place looking better for the 6 year olds birthday next month and making it easier to maintain. , and besides Lias was the one who kept lollies in the glove box for Codex.

[trololololo]

Are you sure the lollies are just for Codex?

"Hello little boy, would you like some candy?"

[Xsannz]

Are you sure the lollies are just for Codex?

"Hello little boy, would you like some candy?"

Never could tell with Lias, i heard he kept a fifth of whiskey in there to try and lure you in ...

[Lias]

Howard Stern Show - NAMBLA Man

[Xsannz]

NAMBLA Man

Proof and point that you knew this existed

[Lias]

NAMBLA Man

Proof and point that you knew this existed

It's Howard Stern, and it's classic. I first heard that around the turn of the century from IRC.

See also this:



Prison Bitch

[Retardobot]

Applied for another Chch job.

This time I have strong connections to the position, could go in my favour.

LOL. The connection I have to this job just fronted up with "whoops, turns out the job is in Auckland and you'd just be liaising with the entire office (in Chch) via Skype while you worked at a desk, by yourself in Auckland".

Derp.

[Codex]

^What's the point in being in auckland then lol