Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Craigor]

Going into hiding for the next couple of weeks.

You know you want to.

[Pyromanik]

レタス　Lettuce

I want this on this page too.


レタス　Lettuce

[Speakman]

A friend has just warned me that an old ex is back in town.

She's now rocking dreadlocks and a parrot on her shoulder (according to the sighting).

The last I spoke to her was a phone call where I broke up with her after I found out she enjoyed the drugs and she subsequently threatened to call the po po on me and cry rape if she found out that I was breaking up with her because of another girl.

Going into hiding for the next couple of weeks. Will be stocking up on protein powder and coffee and spending the foreseeable future in my room on Destiny.

If the sighting was yesterday, International Talk Like A Pirate day was yesterday, might explain the parrot

[Pyromanik]

Yarr, it was me hearties.

But today you have to go and vote.
Fucking do it!

[Speakman]

Voted the other day, missed the massive queues

Advance voting FTW

[Kayne]

Voted just now, walked down the block, walked out, done in 5 minutes.

Walked up to my Aunties to "Fix" their ipad (they'd forgotten the security questions), done in an hour.

Christ almighty how many times do I need to explain the iPad isn't broken.

[AvatarFACE]

yea my voting took 2 mins, I must have avoided the busy times

[Retardobot]

My voting took a while and I was busting for a piss while in line.

Stupid fucking useless elections people didn't send me my easy vote card, instead, for some stupid reason they sent me a special vote paper, so I had to wait in line to sign yet ANOTHER form and only then I was allowed to vote.

[Bounty Hunter]

The poor old dear who served me couldn't understand that my residence is not the same as the electorate I vote in.

[Pyromanik]

Just like me!

[Bounty Hunter]

Just like me!

Aren't you still abroad?

[Pyromanik]

exactly.

[toofast]

yea my voting took 2 mins, I must have avoided the busy times

Same here, and i went at 11am, which was meant to be in the busy times. Then again, lower turnout this year.

[Pyromanik]

lower turnout this year.

Really?
Fuck'n... derp.

[toofast]

lower turnout this year.

Really?
Fuck'n... derp.

By lower turnout, I mean at the place i went to. About 150 less people this year. Probably didn't make that clear.

[420fairy]

A friend has just warned me that an old ex is back in town.

She's now rocking dreadlocks and a parrot on her shoulder (according to the sighting).

The last I spoke to her was a phone call where I broke up with her after I found out she enjoyed the drugs and she subsequently threatened to call the po po on me and cry rape if she found out that I was breaking up with her because of another girl.

Going into hiding for the next couple of weeks. Will be stocking up on protein powder and coffee and spending the foreseeable future in my room on Destiny.

What the fuck? Are you serious Rii? If so this fucks me off let me at her, cant fucking do shit like that to such a lovely guy.  If not real well played bastard you got the vein pumping

[Retardobot]

Unfortunately this is true.

At the time I took her seriously as she also warned that she would send ex cons around to my place. For the few weeks after that I lived like a hermit.

<3 thanks for the lovely guy compliment. Gave me the tingles.

[420fairy]

Unfortunately this is true.

At the time I took her seriously as she also warned that she would send ex cons around to my place. For the few weeks after that I lived like a hermit.

<3 thanks for the lovely guy compliment. Gave me the tingles.

so where the fuck is this stupid cunt? im dead serious James, where the fuck is she

[Retardobot]

Apparently she's in town (Palmy). I've not bumped into her and hopefully I don't.

[420fairy]

PM me her name please. Im seeing fucking red right now

[420fairy]

is this the american chick?

[Retardobot]

Appreciate the love, Fairy but she hasn't bothered to contact me since. I'm counting on her just going about her business.

[Retardobot]

is this the american chick?

Nah, not her. God, if she was back in town, I'd need to be admitted to a psychiatric ward.

[420fairy]

Appreciate the love, Fairy but she hasn't bothered to contact me since. I'm counting on her just going about her business.

Well just remember the offer is there should she try and make contact. Hell hath no fury like th3fairy scorned buddy

Youre such a fucking cool dude and do not deserve bad things. Remember that!

[Retardobot]

Much love, Fairy <3

I'll come running for hugs if she somehow contacts me.