Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Retardobot]

Still would.

[Xsannz]

Still would.

call seconds..   

[420fairy]

OMFG you fuckers whove met me - why didnt you ever tell me how short i fucking was?!??!?!??! i always thought i was 5'4 im 5fucking 2 OMG

[Retardobot]

Wasn't it a running joke that you were 'pocket sized'?

[420fairy]

Wasn't it a running joke that you were 'pocket sized'?

I never realised that i was   i have spent all day measuring different body parts haha to see and im a fucking midget
do you reckon 16cm for hand from base to tip of mid finger is small?
and do you think wrist circumference of 16cm small?

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

16cm from base to tip is about average.

[Retardobot]

Spacemonkey is only saying that because that's his measurement.

From base to middle finger I'm 20cm and my wrist is 18cm. But I've always had very thin wrists.

inb4 xsannz does a predictable 'fixed' joke.

[Xsannz]

THIS IS TOO GOOD TO FIX

I  heard it was the measurement  between tip of thumb and top of index finger measured diagonally when puling an L shape.

or nose to tip of forehead...

but in your case Fairy if it don't fit in the hand or the month it's wasted anyway.....

[Speakman]

inb4 xsannz does a lame as hell 'fixed' joke.

fixed


TROLOLOL

[420fairy]

THIS IS TOO GOOD TO FIX

I  heard it was the measurement  between tip of thumb and top of index finger measured diagonally when puling an L shape.

or nose to tip of forehead...

but in your case Fairy if it don't fit in the hand or the month it's wasted anyway.....

you wanna try posting this again but this time slow down hahaha

and Im wanting to know if MY HAND is too small at 16cm jebus!

[Xsannz]

inb4 xsannz does a lame as hell 'fixed' joke.

fixed


TROLOLOL

hey hey, i haven't done a fixed joke for weeks....  and to be fair  at least i doth go deleting posts anymore  haven't had that urge for at least a year and a half now..

[Xsannz]

you wanna try this again but this time slow down hahaha

you know this isn't the first time i've heard this /\  fine... I'ma let you finish...

  that work for you

[Codex]

OMFG you fuckers whove met me - why didnt you ever tell me how short i fucking was?!??!?!??! i always thought i was 5'4 im 5fucking 2 OMG

If I recall when I met you I did say "wow you're tiny" which was swiftly followed by you presenting middle fingers lol

[420fairy]

xsannz i love you lets have babies

and codex that was when i thought i wasnt such a shortass. im quite distraught by the fact ive lied to myself for so long!

[Xsannz]

xsannz i love you lets have babies

Them's fighting words... Marry Me!

[420fairy]

only if I get to be the Man in the relationship

[Xsannz]

only if I get to be the Man in the relationship

hmmm should be no problem, I don't plan on wearing pants anyway so you may as well wear them... and yours would be round your ankles all day so you wouldn't be able to run away quickly..

Just ask Codex or LIAS

[420fairy]

only if I get to be the Man in the relationship

hmmm should be no problem, I don't plan on wearing pants anyway so you may as well wear them... and yours would be round your ankles all day so you wouldn't be able to run away quickly..

Just ask Codex or LIAS

hahahahahahah +1000000000000000000000000000000 are you free tomorrow? ill pick your dress up on way to the registry office

[Xsannz]

only if I get to be the Man in the relationship

hmmm should be no problem, I don't plan on wearing pants anyway so you may as well wear them... and yours would be round your ankles all day so you wouldn't be able to run away quickly..

Just ask Codex or LIAS

hahahahahahah +1000000000000000000000000000000 are you free tomorrow? ill pick your dress up on way to the registry office

make sure the dress has a corset and not too much lace..  and not in white please i was soiled along time ago.... i'll make sure Lias and codex are in the gimp suits ready to be witnesses. and the twitch channel is loaded

[420fairy]

only if I get to be the Man in the relationship

hmmm should be no problem, I don't plan on wearing pants anyway so you may as well wear them... and yours would be round your ankles all day so you wouldn't be able to run away quickly..

Just ask Codex or LIAS

hahahahahahah +1000000000000000000000000000000 are you free tomorrow? ill pick your dress up on way to the registry office

make sure the dress has a corset and not too much lace..  and not in white please i was soiled along time ago.... i'll make sure Lias and codex are in the gimp suits ready to be witnesses. and the twitch channel is loaded

where have you been all my life sannz?

[Xsannz]

only if I get to be the Man in the relationship

hmmm should be no problem, I don't plan on wearing pants anyway so you may as well wear them... and yours would be round your ankles all day so you wouldn't be able to run away quickly..

Just ask Codex or LIAS

hahahahahahah +1000000000000000000000000000000 are you free tomorrow? ill pick your dress up on way to the registry office

make sure the dress has a corset and not too much lace..  and not in white please i was soiled along time ago.... i'll make sure Lias and codex are in the gimp suits ready to be witnesses. and the twitch channel is loaded

where have you been all my life sannz?

you just were not looking, all those streaky marks on your windows and those deep breathing phone calls, i was always there

[420fairy]

<3 this guy so much haha

serious note thanks i really needed the lols today im having a terribad day and this just made it better.

[Xsannz]

<3 this guy so much haha

serious note thanks i really needed the lols today im having a terribad day and this just made it better.

kept me out of bad spirits today so was much win all round..   we must do this again..   ,  p.s left my shirt on your pillow for you to sniff later...

  Walks off...

[Lias]

only if I get to be the Man in the relationship

hmmm should be no problem, I don't plan on wearing pants anyway so you may as well wear them... and yours would be round your ankles all day so you wouldn't be able to run away quickly..

Just ask Codex or LIAS

It's true, when I lived with him he was constantly under my desk while I was gaming, just like a good woman should be.

[Xsannz]

only if I get to be the Man in the relationship

hmmm should be no problem, I don't plan on wearing pants anyway so you may as well wear them... and yours would be round your ankles all day so you wouldn't be able to run away quickly..

Just ask Codex or LIAS

It's true, when I lived with him he was constantly under my desk while I was gaming, just like a good woman should be.

whats wise is i was still more Man than you  and fixed pulled your bike apart and fixed it ,   and i never ride BITCH