Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Bounty Hunter]

Haven't you heard their excuse?

"There's a lag at the pump because we are still processing the oil purchased at the higher price." Fair enough, but as soon as the oil price rises, the pump goes up with no lag. Fucking evil bastards.

Goes for dairy products too.

Control theory.

[Bounty Hunter]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/10592141/J-Law-slams-nude-photo-leaks-says-its-a-sex-crime

More than a dozen Hollywood celebrities have threatened to sue Google for failing to crack down on the leaks.

Apple's iCloud gets busted open by brute force.

Sue Google.

[Retardobot]

Is that Stuff's shitty reporting, or are the celebrities that fucking thick?

If I was judge, I'd throw the case out. Morons taking naked photos on their phones.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

If my naked photos were being shared all over the internet, I'll be like 'yeah girl, you want some of dis don't cha?'

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Christchurch is full of booby-traps!

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11339156

Most likely set by One-Eyed Willie.

[Xenolightning]

If my naked photos were being shared all over the internet, I'll be like 'yeah girl, you want some of dis don't cha?'

Still waiting for your leaked pix.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Still waiting for your leaked pix.

As requested...

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Bounty Hunter]

Christchurch is full of booby-traps!

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11339156

Most likely set by One-Eyed Willie.

Do they mean gin traps?

Cause what I call a possum trap is definitely not a threat to humans.

[Retardobot]

Many cocks have been sucked this day.

[420fairy]

i just wanted to say I am now a cert'd Fibre Optics technician, sat my exams today 100 questions done in 12 minutes first person to pass that shit. so i am one very very happy little fairy

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Well done, congrats.

[420fairy]

I gained a qualification but lost half of my hair to an accident whilst being on my course. had over 40cm taken off *smh*
aced the safety part of the course after though haha

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Next time you are paying your taxes, remember that New Zealand has the second best tax system in the world!!!!111

http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/better-business/10598747/NZ-tax-system-rated-No-2-in-world

[Pyromanik]

Trust me, it's not bad at all.
Moan about the LEVELS of tax all you want, but the system is actually pretty good.
Do not confuse these two. It's very important.

[Codex]

Trust me, it's not bad at all.
Moan about the LEVELS of tax all you want, but the system is actually pretty good.
Do not confuse these two. It's very important.

Absolutely, the FIRST system is actually fantastic, really really powerful and does what it needs to very very well.

The fact they're using it to enforce social policy too is nothing short of a miracle.

[Kayne]

I stopped caring about tax after I played "Democracy 3" for the first time.

Tax gets shit done.

[Growler]

That is all.

[Quantum]

Let's see who has the fastest connection in Get Some

Upload was not working browser problem maybe... I will update with a proper test when it works

[Growler]

here's mine in KB

[Pyromanik]

10Mb/s to Growler's 101Mb/s.

I think Growler wins. Just a smidge. If my math is correct. Which it probably isn't. Because it looks like one is in bytes and the other is bits.

idk.

Share your dicks in private, gosh. You're just confusing me (pun intended).

[Bounty Hunter]

10Mb/s to Growler's 101Mb/s.

I think Growler wins. Just a smidge. If my math is correct. Which it probably isn't. Because it looks like one is in bytes and the other is bits.

idk.

Share your dicks in private, gosh. You're just confusing me (pun intended).

Quantum is in kiloBytes, 10252/1000 = 10.25 but he's downloading eight time more bits, so 8*10.25 = 82.01Mb/s to relworg's 100Mb/s.

[Speakman]

only 100Mbps. Pah

[Quantum]

My ancient 8 port switch limits me  need to upgrade that if I wanted to go any faster but Spark doesn't even have 200Mbs download plans yet.

[Growler]

yet.....

unlike snap who have 200 plans out now.... Jonty make it so!

[Growler]

It is done.... only 200/20 until they can suprcharge my line!