Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Xsannz]

What is this i don't even.... Honestly he looks like and Indian LIAS

[Bounty Hunter]

Dat moment when you pack fuck'n bricks. Worst feeling ever, can't imagine having other people to worry about too! (let alone being in an uncontrolled environment, at speed).
Glad everyone is ok.

p.s. Buy a Landcruiser.

240 into the first corner at Ruapuna, front brake lever ineffective. Fuck.

[Xsannz]

Dat moment when you pack fuck'n bricks. Worst feeling ever, can't imagine having other people to worry about too! (let alone being in an uncontrolled environment, at speed).
Glad everyone is ok.

p.s. Buy a Landcruiser.

240 into the first corner at Ruapuna, front brake lever ineffective. Fuck.

yep, indicated 275odd drop into fifth on Ruapuna straight from 6th on my SP2, front wheel crests about 3 inches catches a surface ripple, throws me into a tank slapper, rips the bars out of my hands throw me backwards smash my head on the tail seat tail unit cracking the plastics, bike carears at the wall then suddenly straightens out and the bar end weight graze the wall as the bike runs alongside it, manage to dive back onto bars, still 210 indicated on speedo, about 40m from end of the straight go to pull front break and nudda the headshake caused bubbles and loss of front end brakes,  crash through gears and rear brake on the straight runoff and stopped.

yeah i have had a few of those pucker up moments in my life,  including my more documented dice with a cat that shattered my ankle.

still trying to get a copy of the dash cam of the bike from guy behind me from that tank slapper day.

Must have had a lot of luck or something that day as  if i had come off the bike or it hadn't straightened out myself and the bike would have been a smear on the wall at that speed,  mind you a couple of weeks later coming onto the straight someone did something similar but lopsided into the wall broke his pelvis, he was only doing 125 at the time.

[Lias]

What is this i don't even.... Honestly he looks like and Indian LIAS

You need glasses son.

[420fairy]

ready for this weekend's game lol
cleveland browns on one hand for my buddy
all blacks on masty hand ;nails were  longer but had to be tidied up boo!

[Xsannz]

ready for this weekend's  all blacks masty ; tidied up boo!

Is that so you can think or say you did it with the Entire First Five from the AB's?

[Retardobot]

ready for this weekend's  all blacks masty ; tidied up boo!

Is that so you can think or say you did it with the Entire Fist Five from the AB's?

Better

[420fairy]

you got it sannz hahahahahah

the asian lady gave me a hella massage, very nice indeed haha

[Xsannz]

you got it sannz hahahahahah

the asian lady gave me a hella massage, very nice indeed haha

$2 dollar S....  S....

[420fairy]

you got it sannz hahahahahah

the asian lady gave me a hella massage, very nice indeed haha

$2 dollar S....  S....

she loved me long time she took extra care massaging the masty hand haha

[Lias]

she loved me long time she took extra care massaging the masty hand haha

[420fairy]

OMFG hahaha

[Lias]

OMFG hahaha

[Retardobot]

You're image Googling "fisting jokes" aren't you?

That's a dangerous but sexy game.

[Lias]

You're image Googling "fisting jokes" aren't you?

That's a dangerous but sexy game.

[420fairy]

it may be my browser but every friday when i google thank god its friday i get some horrific images come up. horrific belongs to Friday Memes 18+ (@FridayMemes) | Twitter

dont go there whatever you do your parts will disappear forever

[Pyromanik]

Dat moment when you pack fuck'n bricks. Worst feeling ever, can't imagine having other people to worry about too! (let alone being in an uncontrolled environment, at speed).
Glad everyone is ok.

p.s. Buy a Landcruiser.

240 into the first corner at Ruapuna, front brake lever ineffective. Fuck.

Yeh I wasn't going that fast, and I had a cage to protect me, but fuck me I still packed some serious bricks.

Like that time I had to whip the handbrake up because there was a marshall in my way and the brakes were nonexistant. Luckily I was also pole, so nothing in front on the dummy grid. She started diving out of the way when the arse started skidding along, heh. Pretty sure the supremely panicked look on my face should have given it away, but oh well.

[Pyromanik]

ps. Very nice Growler, great pix.

* Pyromanik wonders if that Shelby is original or made up.

Guessing replica.

[420fairy]

You're image Googling "fisting jokes" aren't you?

That's a dangerous but sexy game.

I have one but will have to wait till i get home its on my lappy

[Pyromanik]

I have one but will have to wait till i get home its on my icloud

hurr hurr

[Xsannz]

You're image Googling "fisting jokes" aren't you?

That's a dangerous but sexy game.

I  will have to wait till i get home then its on with my lappy

Pics or it didn't happen

[420fairy]

rofl totally forgot about this last night *smh* i blame Pitchey and his random banana messages

[Xsannz]

rofl totally forgot about this last night *smh* i blame Pitchey and his random banana messages

problem is when the banana is mushy and overripe.

a good firm just ripe banana is better than an aged one, bit like melons, i love melons.

[420fairy]

my local bakery has monster bananas - this morning's one was 10 inches i dont know where they get these monster bananas from but crikey!

[Xsannz]

my local bakery has monster bananas - this morning's one was 10 inches i dont know where they get these monster bananas from but crikey!

Genetically enhanced, bananas are supposed to be 5-6inches thats the norm...

I hate modified Fruit..  as nature intended please although sometimes the peaches are a bit hairy and you need to rub them down a bit.

nothing better than peach juice running down your chin..

are we still talking about fruit?