Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

i had the pleasure (yes it was) to have 3 of them line up in the bathroom to decide who had the most natural looking and feeling set.

This does not happen in the bathrooms at my job.


Or maybe it does and I just don't know about it.

[Lias]

LIAS pics or it didn't happen.. did you ave another  prog without telling me when you were round the other day or were you talking yesterday as in a while ago like almost 3 years...

That and it was a joke :-)

we dont stay wide open all the damn time. *smh*

That's why god invented double fisting.

[Lias]

I'd rather just buy a wicked bra that accentuates what i have

Remember the most important thing is how it looks on our bedroom floor :-P

[420fairy]

I'd rather just buy a wicked bra that accentuates what i have

Remember the most important thing is how it looks on our bedroom floor :-P

what OUR bedroom floor??  LMFAO

and Spacemonkeysaurus if you work for Telecom thats where the dirty bitches be at

[Lias]

what OUR bedroom floor??  LMFAO

The collective males of Getsome's floors, or even the collective males of the worlds floors.

If there was an our as in you and me, you'd never be allowed out of the dungeon, let alone allowed to wear clothes :-P

[Craigor]

I just died a little inside

[420fairy]

omg theyre quite cool i want a pair! id never have to wear shoes again

[Retardobot]

and Spacemonkeysaurus if you work for Telecom thats where the dirty bitches be at

How do I get a job at Spark?

[Lias]

and Spacemonkeysaurus if you work for Telecom thats where the dirty bitches be at

How do I get a job at Spark?

First you cut off your manhood.

[Retardobot]

Oh shut up.

Nothing wrong with Spark anymore. They've come along way in recent years.

[Lias]

Oh shut up.

Nothing wrong with Spark anymore. They've come along way in recent years.

Right up until they changed the name to Spark :-P

[Retardobot]

You wont be able to remember a time before the name Spark given another 6 months.

[420fairy]

have you not seen todays headlines? theres plenty wrong with spark especially since south island spark customers had their net cable cut by a farmer haha

[Retardobot]

Not really Spark's fault if some derp farmer cuts a cord.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Timaru's Sacred Heart Primary School principal Dave Armstrong said it had been frustrating having no internet but teachers were an "adaptable bunch".

"What a nuisance. It means a lot to us as we are a modern school."

Sacred Heart's internet went out about 10.15am, he said.

"It has been back to pieces of paper and rubbers for us."

What, because a pen needs the fucking internet to work?!


When I was at school, we had to go without internet for 13 years.

[Lias]

You wont be able to remember a time before the name Spark given another 6 months.

Yeah Nah.

I still remember when Telecom was part of the post office.

[Retardobot]

Timaru's Sacred Heart Primary School principal Dave Armstrong said it had been frustrating having no internet but teachers were an "adaptable bunch".

"What a nuisance. It means a lot to us as we are a modern school."

Sacred Heart's internet went out about 10.15am, he said.

"It has been back to pieces of paper and rubbers for us."

What, because a pen needs the fucking internet to work?!


When I was at school, we had to go without internet for 13 years.

I'd go to the computer lab to jam on the computers at lunch time long before I would bother to use them for the internet.

You're a shithouse teacher if you can't conduct a lesson without the internet.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I'd go to the computer lab to jam on the computers at lunch time long before I would bother to use them for the internet.

I used to do that to.

Then the teacher caught us installing Pokémon on the school computers, and we were banned.


I was such a rebel in high school.

[Retardobot]

We got in trouble when we started lanning Fury:



Microsoft Fury 3 Trial (1995, Windows)]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_8tSpXLuK8

[Pyromanik]

Fury; aka Terminal Velocity but with a Microsoft stamp on it.

[Pyromanik]

You're a shithouse teacher if you can't conduct a lesson without the internet.

Sign o' the times.

Coz Bitches be all:

[Pyromanik]

my 2 cents - at my last job most of the female reps once they started making good money got fake boobs in to boost their confidence and look good.
i had the pleasure (yes it was) to have 3 of them line up in the bathroom to decide who had the most natural looking and feeling set. Found the one that was HUUUUGE felt really awkward and looked wrong, the other one looked like she had Tori spellings tit doctor. That was a highlight of such a shit job.

This post made me SO pretend mad, I just don't even.

[420fairy]

my 2 cents - at my last job most of the female reps once they started making good money got fake boobs in to boost their confidence and look good.
i had the pleasure (yes it was) to have 3 of them line up in the bathroom to decide who had the most natural looking and feeling set. Found the one that was HUUUUGE felt really awkward and looked wrong, the other one looked like she had Tori spellings tit doctor. That was a highlight of such a shit job.

This post made me SO pretend mad, I just don't even.

lol girls aye!!!

[Codex]

have you not seen todays headlines? theres plenty wrong with spark especially since south island spark customers had their net cable cut by a farmer haha

Yeah it's really sparks fault some wooden door for a farmer cut through a cable.

I hate spark, but it definitely had nothing to do with them. Effected a huge amount of things at work for me.

[420fairy]

have you not seen todays headlines? theres plenty wrong with spark especially since south island spark customers had their net cable cut by a farmer haha

Yeah it's really sparks fault some wooden door for a farmer cut through a cable.

I hate spark, but it definitely had nothing to do with them. Effected a huge amount of things at work for me.

its always their fault haha i have pure hatred for that company after working for them for years. i would have thought telstra had monopoly down there - or has that changed?