Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Xsannz]

Spacemonkey is fixed?
I guess that's the next logical step after marriage and children.

I though it was a requirement for sterilization before space exploration so he couldn't procreate with alien life forms, just like the requirement to have both kidneys and no appendix for space flight.

[Retardobot]

It's been close to 6 months but Mighty Ape have finally sent out the headphones I won back in October.

Well, they said they would send them today. Hopefully they show up tomorrow.

[Growler]

should get them in time for XMAS!!

[Xsannz]

bet you get them and they are DOA or OBF  and you have to do a warranty return and wait 9 months for the replacements

when i worked at telecom the samsung out of box failure (obf) rate on their flip phones was about 15% and that was deemed acceptable.

[Pyromanik]

Morning drink came packaged with a phone number. It's the hot one too. Winning.
Thought this kinda shit only ever happened in the movies.

Let her down gently (not single).

[Xsannz]

Just give the number to a single friend and say you were buying his coffee

[Growler]

Morning drink came packaged with a phone number. It's the hot one too. Winning.
Thought this kinda shit only ever happened in the movies.

Let her down gently (not single).

Why not both!

[Craigor]

I got home from shopping once and the checkout dude had put a note in my shopping with his phone number, we went out for a while, didn't work.. that was a long time ago now..

[Pyromanik]

Morning drink came packaged with a phone number. It's the hot one too. Winning.
Thought this kinda shit only ever happened in the movies.

Let her down gently (not single).

Why not both!

The fuck would I want 198 problems?

(even though a bitch wouldn't be one).

[Bell]

Haha, hope you told your lady what happened to show how desirable you are

[Retardobot]

Dat feel when you find out through the grape vine that your ex has gone a little bit loopy and decided to give away one of the dogs we had together.

Spend thousands of dollars taking him overseas with you then decide that you don't want him anymore.

Miss my dogs

[Xsannz]

Dat feel when you find out through the grape vine that your ex has gone a little bit loopy and decided to give away one of the dogs we had together.

Spend thousands of dollars taking him overseas with you then decide that you don't want him anymore.

Miss my dogs

BIATCH

[Retardobot]

I wish she would have gotten in contact with me before hand. I would have found away to get the guy back in the country so I could have him.

[Pigdog]

I wish she would have gotten in contact with me before hand. I would have found away to get the guy back in the country so I could have him.

you could shout me an air ticket from Australia to NZ.
Also can I sit on the couch?

[Retardobot]

What tricks can you do?

[Pigdog]

I turn money into pixels

[Retardobot]

I turn money into pixels

Well, I turn pixels into money, which I find a much more practical skill. Any other skills?

[Xsannz]

I am guessing Pigdog comes with the standard Dog love for Peanut butter and cheese , given your singledom Rii  that may be a plus

[Retardobot]

Not actually single

Was being a bit rash with my previous open-journal post.

Me and mrs. are very happy.

[Xsannz]

Not actually single

Was being a bit rash with my previous open-journal post.

Me and mrs. are very happy.

good to hear...

[Pigdog]

I am guessing Pigdog comes with the standard Dog love for Peanut butter and cheese , given your singledom Rii  that may be a plus

I thought that was a secret between me and my master, I had to promise not to tell.
 

[Pigdog]

I turn money into pixels

Well, I turn pixels into money, which I find a much more practical skill. Any other skills?

• I bark at people to keep them away
• I keep the dishes clean 
• I love balls
• I LOVE BALLS
• I am a professional snuggler by trade and make an good blanket
• and my luscious coat can be used as a wig

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I like dogs, and I like pigs.


But I don't like this pig-dog.

[Pigdog]

What will change your mind?

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Bacon.