If I’m alive and well, will you be there holding my hand!!!
dear god you actually like 3 doors down still?... generally if the dog goes mad, we call it rabid and have it put down....
Quote from Xsannz: March 11, 2015, 02:24:43 pmdear god you actually like 3 doors down still?... generally if the dog goes mad, we call it rabid and have it put down....What's wrong with 3 doors down?At least they didn't go all weirdo like Scott Stapp from creed.
Quote from Valvanite: March 11, 2015, 11:17:58 amSo, does Chch have Lans still? Im having one soon at my place for a few close mates, but thought i'd ask as the last one I went to was many years ago in St martins church hall. Seemingly some more of are us are probably a bit older and have kids and bills...yeshttp://www.got-lan.co.nz/they had one last weekendalso i believe COMPSOC is hosting a dota2 tournament and lan shortly
So, does Chch have Lans still? Im having one soon at my place for a few close mates, but thought i'd ask as the last one I went to was many years ago in St martins church hall. Seemingly some more of are us are probably a bit older and have kids and bills...
Just a quick FYI everybody. Pigdog is Chillipepper.
Quote from Obble: March 11, 2015, 06:47:41 pmJust a quick FYI everybody. Pigdog is Chillipepper.Makes so much more sense now
I invite you all to join in the misfortune and suffering of one of my mates.The other night after a few pints he vaulted over a 3 foot fence.. Without noticing a 7 foot drop on the other side. He broke one ankle, and badly sprained the other. Bad luck, but his week just keeps on getting better.Spoiler : QuoteAbout an hour ago I went for a dump. Having backed myself in, on my crutches, dropped the old shorts and grollies, I managed to lower myself onto the bog. Once finished, because of the plaster cast, the easiest way is to pull the grollies and shorts up as far as possible before standing up. Not so I fear. I had not noticed that the elasticated waistband at the back of my shorts had caught under the front edge of the toilet seat.I had my right hand on the crutch, my very tender left foot on the floor and my left hand behind my ass on the bog seat. I rolled forward, building momentum and pushed with my right hand to stand upright. Halfway through the procedure the elastic in the shorts reached its elastic limit and stalled my forward motion. In my panic, I used my left hand to push against the wall. Having released my hand off the toilet seat, the elastic in my shorts propelled the seat directly into my bollocks, which in turn caused me to shift weight, the crutch in my right hand shot out from under me and I started falling backwards. In a last ditch effort so prevent even more pain, I tried grabbing the toilet seat with my left hand. It hit the seat, lost grip and plunged into the toilet – which as yet had not been flushed. The force of my hand plunging in splashed the contents up over my arm, shoulder, neck and face.The rest of my body gave in to gravity and I ended up landing my full weight on my now agonised left ankle. I was almost in tears, my left foot was killing me, my bollocks were throbbing and I had my left arm completely immersed in a bog full of piss and shit. My crutch had taken flight into the hall way and I had no means of support or aid to movement. I spent the next 10 agonising minutes trying to wash the shite of my hand and arm in fecken toilet water, waiting 2 minutes between flushes to fill the cistern to get a clean batch.It has taken about 30 minutes for me to get what I hope is clean and for the pain in my nuts to subside. Between my bollocks and my feet Nuromol just isn’t cutting it now. If I had a hash or heroin source I would be at the ATM right now.Our reactions have mostly consisted of genuine commiseration mixed with hysterical laughter.
About an hour ago I went for a dump. Having backed myself in, on my crutches, dropped the old shorts and grollies, I managed to lower myself onto the bog. Once finished, because of the plaster cast, the easiest way is to pull the grollies and shorts up as far as possible before standing up. Not so I fear. I had not noticed that the elasticated waistband at the back of my shorts had caught under the front edge of the toilet seat.I had my right hand on the crutch, my very tender left foot on the floor and my left hand behind my ass on the bog seat. I rolled forward, building momentum and pushed with my right hand to stand upright. Halfway through the procedure the elastic in the shorts reached its elastic limit and stalled my forward motion. In my panic, I used my left hand to push against the wall. Having released my hand off the toilet seat, the elastic in my shorts propelled the seat directly into my bollocks, which in turn caused me to shift weight, the crutch in my right hand shot out from under me and I started falling backwards. In a last ditch effort so prevent even more pain, I tried grabbing the toilet seat with my left hand. It hit the seat, lost grip and plunged into the toilet – which as yet had not been flushed. The force of my hand plunging in splashed the contents up over my arm, shoulder, neck and face.The rest of my body gave in to gravity and I ended up landing my full weight on my now agonised left ankle. I was almost in tears, my left foot was killing me, my bollocks were throbbing and I had my left arm completely immersed in a bog full of piss and shit. My crutch had taken flight into the hall way and I had no means of support or aid to movement. I spent the next 10 agonising minutes trying to wash the shite of my hand and arm in fecken toilet water, waiting 2 minutes between flushes to fill the cistern to get a clean batch.It has taken about 30 minutes for me to get what I hope is clean and for the pain in my nuts to subside. Between my bollocks and my feet Nuromol just isn’t cutting it now. If I had a hash or heroin source I would be at the ATM right now.
Quote from Xsannz: March 11, 2015, 12:41:35 pmQuote from Valvanite: March 11, 2015, 11:17:58 amSo, does Chch have Lans still? Im having one soon at my place for a few close mates, but thought i'd ask as the last one I went to was many years ago in St martins church hall. Seemingly some more of are us are probably a bit older and have kids and bills...yeshttp://www.got-lan.co.nz/they had one last weekendalso i believe COMPSOC is hosting a dota2 tournament and lan shortlyOh cool! Yeah it was the got lan one I went to back then. Think it was the first time I met Pyromanik
I was racking my brain to who Pigdog was. Was an ere of familiarity about him/her.Admin, can you remove my quote from his account sig please?
We were tying to do that at the same time sannz, it confused me.
Yeah that was right, I think I met Jonty that night as well I still see how him now and then, he works with another good mate of mine. Last time I saw Jonty was at the Nine inch nails concert. His beard is fucking massive now
Thank you, this quote is so much better.
Quote from Pigdog: March 12, 2015, 11:56:10 amThank you, this quote is so much better. nice email address 46993@twgs.qld.edu.au.perhaps my spam bot filter might get a new thing to filter on .Honestly you must be the most banned user on this forum.
Quote from Xsannz: March 12, 2015, 11:59:51 amQuote from Pigdog: March 12, 2015, 11:56:10 amThank you, this quote is so much better. nice email address 46993@twgs.qld.edu.au.perhaps my spam bot filter might get a new thing to filter on .Honestly you must be the most banned user on this forum.who banned me?
