Is this the simplest political decision so far this year?

[Retardobot]

I don't think Civil Union's can adopt.

True?

[Bounty Hunter]

I don't think Civil Union's can adopt.

True?

yes, though 1 person in the union can adopt, the other person cannot see the kid in hospital, sign as a parent etc

there's also some stuff about wills and contract law etc iirc

I'm sick of not knowing, I'll just fucking google it.

[Bounty Hunter]

There ya go.

http://www.marriageequality.co.nz/why-marriage.html

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

There ya go.

http://www.marriageequality.co.nz/why-marriage.html

Gay, lesbian, bisexual and trans couples want to get married

What is a bisexual couple?

[Bounty Hunter]

What is a bisexual couple?

It's when they go to clubs more kinkier than the ones you go to.

[Retardobot]

I'm lol'ing at the term 'pan-sexual'.

Stop being special - you just want to fuck everyone, there's no need to put a title on that.

[The Demon Lord]

I'm lol'ing at the term 'pan-sexual'.

Stop being special - you just want to fuck everyone, there's no need to put a title on that.

Not quite - its more a state where a persons gender doesn't have any bearing on your physical attraction to them

[Retardobot]

Not quite - its more a state where a persons gender doesn't have any bearing on your physical attraction to them

That's not a thing. That's just being open minded and not allowing discrimination to depict your mate.

I'm a pan-microwave lover because I don't let the colour of the microwave depict what model I choose.

No, I just like microwaves.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I'm a pan-microwave lover because I don't let the colour of the microwave depict what model I choose.

No, I just like microwaves.

That's right, pan-sexual is someone who loves all cookware, not just microwaves.

[Retardobot]

Microwaves are not cookware.

They are infused with gypsy magic and perform miracles that science cannot duplicate.

[Craigor]

I love my microwave, I would die without it (literally, would starve)
We have a special bond

wait.. does that make me?
dammit.

[Bounty Hunter]

I love my microwave, I would die without it (literally, would starve)
We have a special bond

wait.. does that make me?
dammit.

EQUAL RIGHTS FOR THOSE OF US WHO WANT TO MARRY THEIR MICROWAVE!

[The Demon Lord]

Microwaves are not cookware.

They are infused with gypsy magic and perform miracles that science cannot duplicate.

MICROWAVES ARE COOKWARE TOO!

You cannot discriminate based on your bias against gypsy Magic

Equal Rights for Cookware - regardless of Magic status or Kitchen location

[Retardobot]

I like where this thread has gone.

I approve.

[The Demon Lord]

I like where this thread has gone.

I approve.

I approve of this approval

[Scunner]

If we start allow people to marry their cookware, where will it end? Next people will want to marry their garden tools and then there will be a call to allow people to marry their white goods.

Let us not forget that the User Manual states that it is a sin for such marriages to occur.

[Retardobot]

Some people are just confused and go through a phase where they like sticking their dicks in microwaves.

[The Demon Lord]

Some people are just confused and go through a phase where they like sticking their dicks in microwaves.

not sure if the Pun there was intentional or not

but Genius

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

There's a Pun?

Now I feel stupid because I can't see it.

[Retardobot]

There's a Pun?

Now I feel stupid because I can't see it.

Tell-tale sign that you're a fry-pan-sexual-microwave.

[The Demon Lord]

There's a Pun?

Now I feel stupid because I can't see it.

Phase and Microwaves

There some science in there (that Microwave emitters sometime use Phase Shifters) but that makes the pun less witty.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Now I don't feel stupid. That was just lame.

[The Demon Lord]

Now I don't feel stupid. That was just lame.

Well we can't all be Astral Primates

[Bounty Hunter]

Technically the waves in the microwaves are fucking you. very quickly.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

They sure know how to excite my molecules.