Is this the simplest political decision so far this year?

[Black Heart]

...Now to end the other oppression why can I only have 1 wife?

[The Demon Lord]

...Now to end the other oppression why can I only have 1 wife?

Why would you want more than one wife and more importantly -

Why would you want to plan more than one wedding???

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Why would you want to plan more than one wedding???

The husband doesn't need to plan the wedding.

He just needs to show up on time.



And pay for it.

[Bell]

More importantly why can't a spacemonkey get married to a human?
Why does New Zealand refuse to recognise the love between him and berg.

[BerG]

Absolutely.

Monkeys from space, and superhuman cyborgs such as myself should be allowed to officially have wild sex.

[Bounty Hunter]

yay.

[Pyromanik]

Did something happen?

[Obble]

Did something happen?

More wedding cakes to eat.

[Pyromanik]

I fucking hate weddings.

Just buy a bunch of piss and invite your mates over. Less fucking around.
And cheaper.

[Obble]

Never been to one tbh, not my thing.

[Pyromanik]

Not really any point unless they're a close friend.

[Tandoori]

Getting drunk at weddings and dancing with old ladies?

[Bounty Hunter]

pyro is going to reply to himself at some stage and not only am I not going to notice, but I will think obble is talking to himself :s

[pyro]

pyro is going to reply to himself at some stage and not only am I not going to notice, but I will think obble is talking to himself :s

I will not!

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I like weddings. Free feed and drinks.


Even that one time I had to pay for everyone else's food and drinks, the wedding was still pretty good.

[The Demon Lord]

I like weddings. Free feed and drinks.


Even that one time I had to pay for everyone else's food and drinks, the wedding was still pretty good.

I heard mine was better.

It had me at it.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I heard mine was better.

It had me at it.

Only you?

I'm not sure if that counts as a wedding.

[The Demon Lord]

Only you?

I'm not sure if that counts as a wedding.

Well - there was also the Bride, kinda hard to have a wedding without one....

[Bounty Hunter]

Well - there was also the Bride, kinda hard to have a wedding without one....

not any more!

[BerG]

CHAOS IN THE STREETS.....................................................GAYS EVERYWHERE.............................................................................EVERYTHING ON FIRE..........................................................................................................

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I'm a Bridegroomman!

[BerG]

OUTNUMBERED.................SO MANY GAYS...............................................................................THEY HAVE TAKEN THE CITY CENTRE....................................................WE ARE BARRICADED IN THE CHURCH...............................ONLY THE LORD CAN SAVE US.................................................................................................................................

[Craigor]

Some of our politicians have a great sense of humour
"I received e-mails blaming our countries drought on this bill, yet it was pouring down in my electorate Papakura this morning. We had the most enormous big gay rainbow across us, it has to be a sign."

[Retardobot]

CHAOS IN THE BUMS

Ferksed.

[Pyromanik]

I like weddings. Free feed and drinks.


Even that one time I had to pay for everyone else's food and drinks, the wedding was still pretty good.

Doesn't really outweight sitting around on your arse listening to hours upon hours of boring shit.
And usually they cost a lot of money in travel to attend, etc.

Well - there was also the Bride, kinda hard to have a wedding without one....

And witnesses and a celebrant.


All for something that is purely ceremonial excepting the legal bits like now she gets everything you own if you fuck it up (pun intended).