What Steven Seagal character is most like Christopher Dorner?

[BerG]

Long time forum members will have read my thread on how all Stephen Seagal movies are actually just the same movie.

Now, this ex LA cop Christopher Dorner is trying to live out Stephen Seagals movie for real.

He's a good cop. In a bad mood. He's a cop who believes no one is above the law.

Which Stephen Seagal movie is Dorner most likely trying to live up to?


Pistol Whipped

Matt is an elite ex-cop whose life has gone down hill since he was kicked off the Force. After a rough encounter with a mysterious henchman, Matt is brought face to face with his only chance at reclaiming his life and clearing his gambling debt markers. Only after he gets started on his new tasks does he recognize good guy from bad. Meanwhile Matt's love for his only daughter helps him battle one of his greatest enemies, alcoholism.


Above the Law

Seagal is Nico Toscani, an Italian immigrant, American patriot, ex-CIA agent, aikido specialist, and unorthodox Chicago policeman. He is as committed to his job as he is to his personalized brand of justice: expert and thorough bone-crushing. When the FBI orders his squad to ignore the mysterious shipment of military explosives they seized from a notorious narcotics dealer, Nico wages war on those responsible.



The Keeper

Roland Sallinger is an LA cop who after nearly being killed by his greedy partner, and eventually being forced to retire for medical reasons, flees to San Antonio, Texas, after being asked to work as a bodyguard for the daughter of a wealthy businessman. The businessman had been a colleague of Sallinger years before, when they were both cops. When mobsters kidnap the businessman's daughter, he hunts them down to rescue her and protect her.


Exit Wounds

Orin Boyd, a tough cop in an inner-city precinct discovers a web of dirty cops and corruption.


Hard to Kill

Mason Storm (Seagal) is a Los Angeles police detective who is investigating a mob meeting taking place by a pier. Seven years later, Mason wakes from his coma. Andy (LeBrock), one of the two nurses monitoring him, makes a phone call, which is intercepted by one of the corrupt police officers who want to see Mason dead.


Attack Force

Marshall Lawson loses his strike-team in a cold-blooded and seemingly random attack. After this he takes it upon himself to investigate the suspicious circumstances of the brutal killings. Soon he uncovers CTX Majestic, a covert military operation so secret, that now the military wants Marshall eliminated. Resolute in his pursuit, Marshall engages in a merciless battle with a drug dealer operation that appears to be secretly funded by a rogue arm of the military.


On Deadly Ground

Mystical martial artist/environmental agent takes on a ruthless oil corporation.



A Dangerous Man

After serving 6 years for a crime he didn't commit, Shane Daniels is released from jail with an apology from the State of Arizona. Within hours of his freedom, he unluckily bears witness to a cop killing by Chinese mafia who have a kidnapped girl and a bag of drugmoney. In this action packed thrill ride, Shane agreed to help the girl to get her uncle back to safety. To do that he gets some help from Russian mafia, whose boss owns him a favor for saving his son from the Chinese cop killing action that happened before.


Clemintine

Kim is a Taekwondo champion who decides to give up his fighting career for good in order to take care of his daughter Sa Rang. But when an evil gambling kingpin kidnaps Sa Rang, Kim must agree to fight in a rigged boxing match in exchange for Sa Rang's freedom. Kim now finds himself face to face with "King of the Cage" fighter Jack Miller. A man who has never lost.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

This poll make no sense.

If they are all the same movie, how are we suppoosed to pick only one?


Steven Seagal is a wuss.

Dorner's a crazy fuck.

[BerG]

Each movie has a different VoiceOver and other deleted scenes to make it into its own (slightly different) story.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Long time forum members will have read my thread on how all Stephen Seagal movies are actually just the same movie.

Now, this ex LA cop Christopher Dorner is trying to live out Stephen Seagals movie for real.

He's a good cop. In a bad mood. He's a cop who believes no one is above the law.

Apart from himself of course.

And one of Seagal's remakes is called Above the Law, so it must be that one.

[Xenolightning]

All of the above

[varkk]

I am going with the one who gets killed by a remotely piloted drone

http://gizmodo.com/5983175/report-ex+cop-christopher-dorner-is-now-a-target-for-drones

[BerG]

He said in his memo he is expecting drones.

He said he is going to shoot them down.

[Zarkov]

I thought it was more of a Stallone movie myself.

[BerG]

The live stream just had someone who knows Dorner talking about him.

Said he always used to compare himself to Stephen Seagal!



I fucking knew it.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Fire Down Below

[BerG]

As tribute to Christopher Dorner, I think his hero, Stephen Seagal, should re-voiceover his movie to make it into one about Dorner.

It could be a sequel to 'Hard to Kill'

What Steven Seagal character is most like Christopher Dorner?

[varkk]

I actually get more of an LL Cool J vibe off Dorner than Seagal. Perhaps he has gone deep cover for the Navy to rout out corruption in the LAPD