Topic: New position open: Pope.

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Reply #25 Posted: February 13, 2013, 08:37:15 am

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Go The Onion!
[h=1]Resigning Pope No Longer Has Strength To Lead Church Backward[/h]http://www.theonion.com/articles/resigning-pope-no-longer-has-strength-to-lead-chur,31248/

It's true however.

At least John Paul was a progressive forward thinking Pope. He actualy did quite a few good things.

Then Benedict comes along and stays steadfast on old outdated beliefs, at the crital time when the church should instead being doing the opposite.

And what the hell is this crap.

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I want my onion.

Munchie · Reply #26 Posted: February 13, 2013, 03:45:25 pm

How about no Pope and no more Vatican oooo yeah!

Pyromanik · Reply #27 Posted: February 13, 2013, 11:14:47 pm

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Why not have a female pope

Because there are no female bishops, duh.

Lyesalot · Reply #28 Posted: February 14, 2013, 12:51:00 am

Isn't the Christchurch bishop female?

BeNZene · Reply #29 Posted: February 14, 2013, 10:52:10 pm

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Isn't the Christchurch bishop female?

Not Catholic though.

SteddieEddie · Reply #30 Posted: February 15, 2013, 04:29:44 pm

I think there has been a Cardinal mistake

The Demon Lord · Reply #31 Posted: February 15, 2013, 04:52:11 pm

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I think there has been a Cardinal mistake

It wouldn't have happenend if there wasn't so much Pontif-icating

Speakman · Reply #32 Posted: February 16, 2013, 12:12:25 am

Dougal for pope

Pyromanik · Reply #33 Posted: February 16, 2013, 01:08:45 am

I voted Timothey Dolan on the basis his name sounds like Timothey Dalton.
But that was before I knew there was a black candidate.

Zarkov · Reply #34 Posted: February 16, 2013, 05:47:47 pm

LOL at the black guy thinks he can be pope.

asif.

Bounty Hunter · Reply #35 Posted: February 16, 2013, 05:57:48 pm

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LOL at the black guy thinks he can be pope.

asif.

A black man became president of the united states?

BerG · Reply #36 Posted: February 16, 2013, 06:24:43 pm

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A black man became president of the united states?

Unlike the Catholic Church, USA is not COMPLETELY full of backwards rednecks.

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Reply #37 Posted: February 18, 2013, 08:41:08 am

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Dougal for pope

Hell yes, Dougal is awesome.

I like his list of things that don't exist.

Loch Ness Monster
Frankenstein
Magnum P.I.
Non-catholic Gods
Darth Vader
The Phantom of the Opera

Tiwaking! · Reply #38 Posted: February 18, 2013, 07:48:00 pm

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Dougal for pope

Pff. Dougals an idiot.

Tiwaking! · Reply #39 Posted: February 26, 2013, 10:15:40 am

Take it away: Charlie Brooker!

Bounty Hunter · Reply #40 Posted: February 26, 2013, 05:37:43 pm

My brother is running for pope.

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Reply #41 Posted: March 15, 2013, 04:38:32 am

Sorry, Jorge Bergoglio was not on the poll.

The Vatican can't do anything right.

Go back and pick Peter Turkson.

Obble · Reply #42 Posted: March 17, 2013, 11:25:27 am

Poll

Who will be the next Pope?