Topic: Veet: for Men

Offline taratara316

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Ah, the joys of vanity, some of those reviews are seriously Mint.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

 5.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012
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This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
Last Edit: February 21, 2013, 10:12:25 am by Craigorsarus

Posted: February 21, 2013, 06:45:26 am

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Reply #1 Posted: February 21, 2013, 08:49:10 am

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Shit, I can't read any of those reviews without loling out loud.

Reply #2 Posted: February 21, 2013, 09:45:39 am

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Ive done that with hair removal cream.  Pretty much the same thing happend to me. Not pleasant. Lets just say the girl I was going to sex that night. Did not get the D. because the D was in intensive care

Reply #3 Posted: February 21, 2013, 09:55:14 am

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I've put Bonjela on my nuts before.

Did not feel good mang.

Reply #4 Posted: February 21, 2013, 11:45:16 am


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Reading the review I mean, not the whole putting Veet on bollocks
This actually made my day.

Reply #5 Posted: February 21, 2013, 02:34:04 pm
I am now banned from GetSome

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Any Chemical Strong enough to remove my manliest of Manly Hair (and I have a lot of Manly Hair) does not have any place around The Demon Heir Apparent.

I could go into more details - but I won't

Reply #6 Posted: February 21, 2013, 03:25:25 pm
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