The Year of the Smartwatch

[Emrico1]

But you don't have to reach into your pocket to get a message on your watch

I might buy some Google glasses just to piss off apple fags

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

But you don't have to reach into your pocket to get a message on your watch

I might buy some Google glasses just to piss off apple fags

he'll walk into the mens changing rooms, and take picture of them.

[Emrico1]

he'll walk into the mens changing rooms, and take picture of them.

He does like looking at half naked Arnie pictures an awful lot... I'm just saying.

[BerG]

He does like looking at half naked Arnie pictures an awful lot... I'm just saying.

Only half naked?

[swindle]

Sweet thrad mang.

[Bounty Hunter]

Glad you agree.

Just hope they bring out a water proof model for surf footage.
That would be cool.

Or a model that reminds you that you're about to jump into a swimming pool with electronics attached to your body

That's what I'd call smart....

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I'm not to keen on google glasses, it looks like you have to talk to make it do anything.

It'll be pretty obvious when a hot girl walks past and I have to say "Take Photo"

[Emrico1]

"Sorry, I'm not sure I understand 'take a photo of her perfect ass? Can you repeat that?"

[Spigalau]

I thought Berg was having a rant about swatches...

[BerG]

I'm not to keen on google glasses, it looks like you have to talk to make it do anything.

It'll be pretty obvious when a hot girl walks past and I have to say "Take Photo"

Or when you're taking some chick doggy style.

"Glass, record video"

"What did you say?"

"Err, your arse rewards my libido?"

"Oh, thanks"

[Emrico1]

Maybe there are programmable words, I personally would change 'awww yiss' for take photo.

So when they are released, we should buy a sets for crazy people that talk to themselves... They no longer seem crazy!

[BerG]

But why would you want to end up with so many pictures of your grandmother?

[Emrico1]

But why would you want to end up with so many pictures of your grandmother?

She died. You heartless bastard.

[BerG]

Not many women survive penetration from my anaconda.

[Bounty Hunter]

Not many women survive penetration from my anaconda.

oh.....is it AIDS?

[BerG]

Well played.

[BerG]

Another promising kickstarter watch.

http://www.kreyos.com/?utm_source=indiegogo&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=igg

This looks better than anything out so far. All big players expected to release watches either this year or next.

I want one now.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I'm an old fashioned guy. I like my analog watches which I have to correct the dates at the end of every 30 day month.

[deadmeatwalking]

http://www.hyetis.com/

[toofast]

Since i got my pebble, been pretty awesome. Hard to go back to not using a smart watch, once you get used to it. Biggest first world problem, forgetting to put my watch on in the morning.

[Retardobot]

I'm keen for Samsung's watch. If the renders are anything to go by then they've finally found a use for their flexible displays.

[Equity]

lol....have you google image searched any of the brands? Seems like no one has a clue what theyll look like...such a range of 'guesses'

[Retardobot]

lol....have you google image searched any of the brands? Seems like no one has a clue what theyll look like...such a range of 'guesses'

Samsung's watch renders come from patent submissions. Whilst not really concrete it does provide a reasonable source instead of just 'guessing'.

[Bert]

Fuck yes! some of these smart watches look awesome!