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Is a war genuinely on the cards????

Its inebidable, inebidable, its enebidally going to happen god dam it open your firggin ears
4 (17.4%)
Kim Jong Un is just ronery, so ronery and is all steam with no substance
11 (47.8%)
I can't wait for the Team America sequal thanks to this nut job.
8 (34.8%)

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Topic: Oh noes Norf Courier

Offline SteddieEddie

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They have told all the embassies to have their staff out by the 10/4, including the UN

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/asia/8516734/North-Korea-requests-embassy-evacuations

Looks like it is escalating but I still don't seeing it being a war, they would have to be bloody suicidal to attack the south

Reply #25 Posted: April 06, 2013, 08:26:33 am

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No war, it would be suicide for the NK regime, so even if Kim Jong Un wanted to the generals wouldn't do it.   It's all posturing to (a) make him look tough internally and (b) maybe extract some concessions when he returns to the negotiating table.


Reply #26 Posted: April 06, 2013, 08:37:14 am


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I think the technical term is 'sabre rattling', and maybe a little dirty war action on the sidelines.  One scary possibility is a dirty bomb on a mid range missile hitting either SK, Japan or possibly Guam...whats the half life on plutonium particles again ?

Reply #27 Posted: April 06, 2013, 11:54:19 am

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14mins long but worth watching. Explains what would happen in the event of a small scale and large scale nuclear war.


Reply #28 Posted: April 06, 2013, 12:05:05 pm

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Reply #29 Posted: April 06, 2013, 02:05:00 pm
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i had kinda hope speakman had died, what a pity

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14mins long but worth watching. Explains what would happen in the event of a small scale and large scale nuclear war.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=595_1365084750



A possible solution to global warming

Reply #30 Posted: April 06, 2013, 03:37:48 pm

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You crazy.


Lots of wars start for no apparent reason.

All you need is a few alliances, some threats, and a misjudgement or two.

Think the origin of the 1st World War in Sarajevo.

Hitler started several wars under pretexts that he was the instigator of, he attacked Poland while claiming they attacked him.

Reply #31 Posted: April 06, 2013, 04:05:13 pm

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Lots of wars start for no apparent reason.

All you need is a few alliances, some threats, and a misjudgement or two.

Think the origin of the 1st World War in Sarajevo.

Hitler started several wars under pretexts that he was the instigator of, he attacked Poland while claiming they attacked him.


pretty much..  US plan Northwoods

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods

One of the most fascinating aspects of Operation Northwoods involved the proposed hijacking of an American passenger plane. The JCS proposed that a real plane containing American passengers would be hijacked by friendly forces disguised as Cuban agents. The plane would drop down off the radar screen and be replaced by a pilotless aircraft, which would crash, purportedly killing all the passengers. Under the plan, the real passenger plane would be secretly flown back to the United States.[12]

this would then be used as an act of aggression to decalre war.

Reply #32 Posted: April 06, 2013, 04:24:56 pm

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if the war breaks out, i suspect the US would not use nukes - since its conventional weapons would do more than enough damage to the NK command structure, whilst leaving the environment "clean". i also suspect that NK will only threaten to use nukes at this stage - since they dont have much nuclear material available to them at this stage. if they used a nuke, they would need to make sure that it was targeted in such a way as to force the US and SK to negotiation table on the assumption that the US and Sk wouldnt want to lose any more solders or civilians and that the US would not want to get dragged into a new war.

however this is based on a logic that is not NK'n - if anythign happens it will be as bell said - NK lobbing a few shells into some part of SK or a sea skimish between NK and SK in the sea of japan - everyone else filing motions at UN and SK lobbing a few shells or doing a targeted airstrike against a border post or sinking a NK patrol boat in the Sea of Japan

the US wont get involved unless asked to by the SK

Reply #33 Posted: April 06, 2013, 08:45:20 pm
"Let him who desires peace prepare for war" - Flavius Vegetius Renatus (375AD) De Rei Militari


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Reply #34 Posted: April 07, 2013, 02:06:34 pm

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What's a war monlger?

Reply #35 Posted: April 08, 2013, 10:40:19 am

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What's a war monlger?

War Monlger [War Mun-glar] - noun:
1. A person who mongles war.
2. Kim Jong Un

Reply #36 Posted: April 08, 2013, 11:35:22 am

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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11496915

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Reports of Choe's death come close on the heels of the execution of Hyon Yong Chol, the Defence Minister, who was reportedly blown apart by an antiaircraft gun in April after falling asleep at a military parade.


Kim Jong is a brutal motherfucker


They could make a movie out of this.

Reply #37 Posted: August 14, 2015, 09:35:50 am

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Reply #38 Posted: August 14, 2015, 11:02:31 am

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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11496915

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Reports of Choe's death come close on the heels of the execution of Hyon Yong Chol, the Defence Minister, who was reportedly blown apart by an antiaircraft gun in April after falling asleep at a military parade.


Kim Jong is a brutal motherfucker


They could make a movie out of this.


Copy cats:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowing_from_a_gun#Rituals


I'm fairly sure they meant he was taken out into a field and then shot by the aa.

Reply #39 Posted: August 14, 2015, 11:19:03 am

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Copy cats:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowing_from_a_gun#Rituals

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In addition, some of the soldiers had not been withdrawn properly and sustained damages by being hit by whizzing pieces of flesh and bone.

Watch out for them whizzing bones.

Reply #40 Posted: August 14, 2015, 11:29:38 am