Topic: RII HAS A CAR

Retardobot · Posted: May 22, 2013, 09:54:07 pm

1996 Mitsubishi Mirage.

It has a CD player and white mag wheels and shit.

Will post pic later. But I've already had sex with like, 4 different girls coz of the car.

Playa out.

Pitchey · Reply #1 Posted: May 22, 2013, 10:35:04 pm

Grandma's don't count.

Pyromanik · Reply #2 Posted: May 22, 2013, 10:36:24 pm

He doesn't count the thumb because although it's arguably the best at pleasing him, it's a bit of a dumped out fatty compared to the other 4 girls & harpooning whales is not a thing one admits to his bros.

Retardobot · Reply #3 Posted: May 22, 2013, 10:40:42 pm

<3 u fagz

Speakman · Reply #4 Posted: May 22, 2013, 11:24:20 pm

Riis thumb = Riis moped

deadmeatwalking · Reply #5 Posted: May 23, 2013, 07:27:00 am

sausage McMuffin fest ... harpooning whales is wrong ... save the beached whales instead ...

Retardobot · Reply #6 Posted: May 23, 2013, 08:46:14 am

Growler · Reply #7 Posted: May 23, 2013, 09:15:24 am

Bitch, this is my car at the moment, it's fucking awesome!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/CanadianTurbo/smart1.jpg

RII HAS A CAR

Retardobot · Reply #8 Posted: May 23, 2013, 09:20:37 am

We could have our cars fuck and make awesome little cars.

Then we could fuck. Or if you don't wanna, that's cool.

Growler · Reply #9 Posted: May 23, 2013, 09:49:14 am

Sure, never pass up sexy times!

deadmeatwalking · Reply #10 Posted: May 23, 2013, 10:45:17 am

look mum 2 wheel barrows

Bounty Hunter · Reply #11 Posted: May 23, 2013, 11:27:02 am

Quote from: Retardobot;1525716

OOSH

That is a sex machine, you should tie dye the rims WRC colours and put a big boar exhaust on it

PrinceTuiTeka · Reply #12 Posted: May 23, 2013, 02:03:04 pm

^^ SIC!

Emrico1 · Reply #13 Posted: May 23, 2013, 03:37:40 pm

do a wheely bru

Pitchey · Reply #14 Posted: May 23, 2013, 03:55:51 pm

Quote from: Emrico1;1525728

do a barrel roll bru

Fixed!

Growler · Reply #15 Posted: May 23, 2013, 04:03:27 pm

I wanna take mine on a really wet piece of carpark, I am pretty sure it will go round so fast my eyes will pop out

Ninja · Reply #16 Posted: May 24, 2013, 05:05:32 pm

thats probably accurate growler... i remember doing second gear helis in a 250HP WRX pretty sure my brain was turned around in my head

Xsannz · Reply #17 Posted: May 24, 2013, 05:26:48 pm

Quote from: Growler;1525730

I wanna take mine on a really wet piece of carpark, I am pretty sure it will go round so fast my eyes will pop out

like this

Hmmmgood · Reply #18 Posted: May 24, 2013, 05:36:28 pm

Waste of a perfectly good bike motor imo

Xsannz · Reply #19 Posted: May 24, 2013, 05:37:10 pm

rii ... you should turbo it and drop an evo engine in it..

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Reply #20 Posted: May 27, 2013, 09:49:43 am

Rii, lets race our respective cars, on the roads illegally, like in the fast and furious 6.

I'll be fast and you can be furious.

Retardobot · Reply #21 Posted: May 27, 2013, 09:52:43 am

I would love that.

I want to do flips and shit.

Can we rob a speeding 18 wheel truck?

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Reply #22 Posted: May 27, 2013, 10:46:42 am

We can spin around each other in slow motion.

Retardobot · Reply #23 Posted: May 27, 2013, 10:55:17 am

Can we touch tires?

Apostrophe Spacemonkey · Reply #24 Posted: May 27, 2013, 11:04:33 am

I'll even let you touch my spare tire.

It's small, because it's a space-saver.

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