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Hero Dog has life saving surgery after losing face.
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Kabang, the heroic dog who jumped on the road to save its owners, has received surgery to somewhat fix her deformed face after it was ripped off.

The mixed breed pedigree animal lost its face after jumping in front of a motorcycle to stop it hitting two young girls. Kabangs snout got caught in the rim of the motorcycle wheel and was ripped off.

After much fundraising, Kabang was flown to the US for life saving surgery, and has now returned looking only slightly freakishly disgusting.




Posted: July 26, 2013, 11:43:51 am

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This is awesome. A+ would read again.

The world needs more hero dogs with freakishly disgusting faces.

Reply #1 Posted: July 26, 2013, 11:56:16 am

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Are we missing an after photo? looks the same :S

Reply #2 Posted: July 26, 2013, 12:46:36 pm

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If it was my dog, I would have put a machine gun in place where his snout used to be.

Reply #3 Posted: July 26, 2013, 12:52:05 pm

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Are we missing an after photo? looks the same :S
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They are both after.

You dont even wanna know what it looked like before.
Last Edit: July 26, 2013, 12:56:36 pm by BerG

Reply #4 Posted: July 26, 2013, 12:52:27 pm

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Reply #5 Posted: July 26, 2013, 12:56:11 pm

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You could just drop dog treats on his tongue, he wouldn't even have to open his month.

Reply #6 Posted: July 26, 2013, 01:35:05 pm

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I want to see a direct in front photo please. That would be weird.

Reply #7 Posted: July 26, 2013, 01:37:29 pm

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Reply #8 Posted: July 26, 2013, 01:58:33 pm

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It's like he's super happy all the time.

Reply #9 Posted: July 26, 2013, 02:05:27 pm

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I will admit - Animal injuries do make me a touch squimish.

Well, Squimish and Angry (insert animal cruelty rant here)

Reply #10 Posted: July 26, 2013, 02:26:55 pm

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What about chase, that cat with a rather interesting face.

Reply #11 Posted: July 26, 2013, 02:52:24 pm

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My dog has no nose...

Well, how does he smell?

Terrible.

Someone put that poor dog down... Yek.

Reply #12 Posted: July 26, 2013, 03:07:02 pm

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How does he chew?

Or bite people for that matter.

Reply #13 Posted: July 26, 2013, 04:07:48 pm

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I want to see a direct in front photo please. That would be weird.

 
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That's the stuff.

Reply #14 Posted: July 26, 2013, 04:58:04 pm

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Blood from his nose wound just keeps dripping down onto his tougue, which keeps him nourished.

Reply #15 Posted: July 26, 2013, 04:59:33 pm

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Perpetual nourishment.

That's awesome.

Reply #16 Posted: July 26, 2013, 05:08:57 pm

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I want to hear that ugly fuck bark

Reply #17 Posted: July 26, 2013, 07:35:30 pm

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Reply #19 Posted: July 26, 2013, 07:41:53 pm

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Reminds me of that South Park Britney Spears episode.

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Hero Dog carries baby to safety
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A heroic canine has been officially recognized after rescuing a small baby from a dump.

Pui, a Thai Bangkaew, was searching the dump for discarded smackos when he came across the live baby wrapped in a plastic bag. He carried the baby home to his owner, and barked loudly to get his attention.

Residents of the area said Pui regularly roams the neighborhood keeping the peace, and fighting crime.

However, authorities are being accused of rascism after Pui only recieved a leather collar for his actions when across town, Hero dog Kabang received an all expenses paid holiday to USA after saving a white girl.

A hospital spokeswoman said the baby will now be disposed of 'the proper way'.




Reply #21 Posted: July 27, 2013, 05:56:45 am

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He carried the baby home to his owner, and barked loudly to get his attention.

Bit like how a cat brings back rats to it's owner.

Reply #22 Posted: July 27, 2013, 12:10:54 pm

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[/B]A hospital spokeswoman said the baby will now be disposed of 'the proper way'.



Wait. Was the baby alive? The dog will just bring it back again you silly nurses.

Reply #23 Posted: July 27, 2013, 01:33:10 pm

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Those Thaiwanese are monsters.

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