Topic: Robot Milking Cow!

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When a cow feels like being milked, she walks into a shed. A robot arm attaches the milking cups.





Meanwhile, the farmer sits up in his office playing computer games.



Another step towards making humans irrelevant. We are truly living in the future!

http://www.organicpastoral.co.nz/Our+Farms.html

Posted: July 29, 2013, 12:28:02 pm

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Been around for a while now!

Next up robot calves that walk the milk back to the vat, cow just chills in the paddock!

Reply #1 Posted: July 29, 2013, 12:29:03 pm

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Been around for a while now!

Yeah, but I live in the city and have no knowledge about such things.

Reply #2 Posted: July 29, 2013, 12:31:03 pm

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Came into thread hoping to read about Cyborg Cows.

Left disappointed reading about old technology.

Frustrated, I trawled the internet for new info on cyborg and/or robot cows, and found this:

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/PopularScience/5-1933/robot_cow.jpg[/IMG]




I am now satisfied that I have my 6-monthly update on the progress in the robotic cow field.

Reply #3 Posted: July 29, 2013, 02:07:18 pm

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Sorry to disappoint.


My life is now meaningless. I shall hang my head in shame.

Reply #4 Posted: July 29, 2013, 02:22:18 pm

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When I feel like being milked, I give my lawyer a ring.

Reply #5 Posted: July 29, 2013, 03:32:36 pm

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I don't even have a lawyer.

Is that a good thing?

Reply #6 Posted: July 29, 2013, 03:53:36 pm

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I don't even have a lawyer.

Is that a good thing?

Reply #7 Posted: July 29, 2013, 03:54:28 pm

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dosent work that well cows have peaking orders and the boss cows will pushin to get the grane and molasses

Reply #8 Posted: July 29, 2013, 08:41:51 pm

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The Boss Cow.


That's awesome.

Reply #9 Posted: July 30, 2013, 08:06:25 am

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My lecturer was talking about robots that prune grape vines.

What manual jobs cannot be replaced by a robot/technology?

Reply #10 Posted: August 01, 2013, 06:40:27 pm
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Given enough time I'm sure every single job will be done by machines.

Including maintaining machines.

Reply #11 Posted: August 01, 2013, 07:06:41 pm

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Except perhaps prostitution.

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Except perhaps prostitution.

Don't lie, your vibrator replaced companionship a long time ago....

Reply #13 Posted: August 02, 2013, 07:48:56 pm
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