Spacemonkey's Space thread about Space stuff.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

First funny thing you've ever said.

http://www.getsome.co.nz/forums/index.php?topic=3385.125

Oh that Ming and his dastardly world domination plots.

Lucky for us they always failed.

[BerG]

I'm a 6th form high school student

Make a good living at that do you?

What qualifications are needed?

LOL. My first lol of the day.

I lolled again.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

In other news, the NASA's MESSENGER space probe, it's mission complete and it's fuel spent, will crash into Mercury as planned tomorrow.

A NASA planetary exploration mission came to a planned, but nonetheless dramatic, end Thursday when it slammed into Mercury’s surface at about 8,750 mph and created a new crater on the planet’s surface.

http://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-completes-messenger-mission-with-expected-impact-on-mercurys-surface

Spacemonkey's Space thread about Space stuff.

Mercury

[Pigdog]

RIP

[Zarkov]

In other news, the NASA's MESSENGER space probe, it's mission complete and it's fuel spent, will crash into Mercury as planned tomorrow.

A NASA planetary exploration mission came to a planned, but nonetheless dramatic, end Thursday when it slammed into Mercury’s surface at about 8,750 mph and created a new crater on the planet’s surface.

What about the monkey crewman?

Did his airbag work?

[Xsannz]

In other news, the NASA's MESSENGER space probe, it's mission complete and it's fuel spent, will crash into Mercury as planned tomorrow.

A NASA planetary exploration mission came to a planned, but nonetheless dramatic, end Thursday when it slammed into Mercury’s surface at about 8,750 mph and created a new crater on the planet’s surface.

What about the monkey crewman?

Did his airbag work?

at that speed he is Mercury now, at one with the planet.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

SpaceX Abort Test



SpaceX Crew Dragon Spacecraft Takes Flight During Pad Abort Test at Cape Canaveral

[BerG]

What a shame that the test failed and they were forced to abort.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Russian Orbital Dump Incoming



http://www.space.com/29344-falling-russian-spacecraft-reentry-tonight.html?adbid=10152799475496466&adbpl=fb&adbpr=17610706465&cmpid=514630_20150507_45388106&short_code=2y5vk

[Lias]

Pretty awesome read about Elon Musk and SpaceX, might have to get a copy of this book.

http://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2015-elon-musk-spacex/

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

That looks like an good article. Musk is like the most awesome rich guy.

Branson's Virgin Galatic has been a bit of a disappointment so far.

Also, iforce is back online.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Pretty awesome read about Elon Musk and SpaceX, might have to get a copy of this book.

This is the one right? I'd like to get one as well.

http://www.fishpond.co.nz/Books/Elon-Musk-Ashlee-Vance/9780062301239

[Lias]

Yep that's the one.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I like how he stutters a lot. He makes him more relatable. Makes me take more of an interest in what he actually taking about.

[Mayhem_Lee]

Pretty awesome read about Elon Musk and SpaceX, might have to get a copy of this book.

This is the one right? I'd like to get one as well.

http://www.fishpond.co.nz/Books/Elon-Musk-Ashlee-Vance/9780062301239

Fucker now I have to buy a book after watching that vid pacemonkey linked. $20 for the book from Google Playtore https://play.google.com/store/books/details/Ashlee_Vance_Elon_Musk?id=_LFSBgAAQBAJ&hl=en

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

lol, SpaceX has big balls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TQ6tZtGrShg#t=1215

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Space Internet!

Spacemonkies regularly use space internet for all sort of things. (mostly space monkey porn)

Now you can too.

Elon Musk's SpaceX has asked the FCC to let it start testing a new Internet service, delivered to customers from space.

http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/10/technology/musk-spacex-internet/index.html?sr=fbmoney0610internetspace1200story

[Retardobot]

YouPorn have just launched a crowd-funding campaign to get two porn stars in space and fuck (not sure what else they'd be doing).

Don't want to link sources because Googling "YouPorn Space Sex" is not a good idea when at work.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Will they be erecting their own rocket?

[Retardobot]

Yeah, it's called the Cocket.

[Pyromanik]

Yeah, it's called the Cocket.

I heard that's what they named the class of ship.
I heard they'll name the first prototype 'Davy'.

[Obble]

YouPorn have just launched a crowd-funding campaign to get two porn stars in space and fuck (not sure what else they'd be doing).

Don't want to link sources because Googling "YouPorn Space Sex" is not a good idea when at work.

Now I ain't no scientist. But if you were to cum in a girl in space, wouldn't the force the cum flies out be enough to send her to the moon and back?

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Now I ain't no scientist. But if you were to cum in a girl in space, wouldn't the force the cum flies out be enough to send her to the moon and back?

That's why she shies away from human affection.

[Xsannz]

https://www.spacetelescope.org/images/heic1502a/

Sharpest ever view of the Andromeda Galaxy

4.3gb full size image FTW

[Xsannz]

Now I ain't no scientist. But if you were to cum in a girl in space, wouldn't the force the cum flies out be enough to send her to the moon and back?

That's why she shies away from human affection.

But somewhere in a private place ,She packs her bags for outer space and now she's waiting for the right
kind of pilot to cum.