Da Fuck happened?

[Retardobot]

I, too, am moist.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

^ How come when he smashes a small screen, the big one loses signal?

Makes no sense.

[The Demon Lord]

^ How come when he smashes a small screen, the big one loses signal?

Makes no sense.

probably dislodged the Video Cable

OR the small screen is actually one of those all in one PCs (I fucking hate those)

[mattnz]

Or it's computer generated with poor attention to detail because it's obviously from a film.

[Frairwolf]

ddos?

[Craigor]

What actually happened.

Let's go with that, lol

[mycoolcar]

I heard the data center that hosts onfrizzle had issues. Vent servers hosted by the same center were also down for a few days.

Glad it's back.

[Growler]

I hear a wild Deezilla appeared and ate the datacentre.

[Pyromanik]

Frairwolf, bitches.

OH EMMM EFFE GEE!

[Xenolightning]

^ How come when he smashes a small screen, the big one loses signal?

Makes no sense.

The place of business is up to something suspicious.

The police decided to raid them.  

All the cameras on the large screen cut out at once because their token tech guys have sent a super-duper-camera-feed-cutterofferer into the building.

The guy smashing the screens, is in the server room, trying to cover up his large collection of CP.

Sense, made.

[Emrico1]

I hear a wild Deezilla appeared and ate the datacentre.

The prophecy was correct!

[Speakman]

And that's not even her final form!

[Emrico1]

Damn potheads

[Pyromanik]

Dat CouldronHarpie so smok'n dat butt-crack.

[BeNZene]

Vent seems to still be offline - is it coming back?

[DarkVirus]

Not right away, its on a linux, need to sort another 2 IP's so we can stand one up...

[The Demon Lord]

Not right away, its on a linux, need to sort another 2 IP's so we can stand one up...

Oooooo so it was either a DC blowup or massive network issues

[DarkVirus]

I told you, nimmo and the miley cutout

[Growler]

holy shit the forums are like a normal website. Did Oracle give you $2mill to speed it up?

[Craigor]

holy shit the forums are like a normal website. Did Oracle give you $2mill to speed it up?

We just started using a new laundry detergent, it has freshness with a bit more power.

[swindle]

I was actually vaguely relieved that GetSome was gone. The slow death is kind of sad.

It's like bebo up in here.

Hilarious.

[Lias]

downloads. is down as well FYI Craig

[Craigor]

Downloads will be down for a while, I have removed the link for now

[Growler]

just port them all to mega with links

[Retardobot]

What actually happened is that there were far too many dicks on the dance floor.