Top Geary - 27th May 2016 at 12:10 AMI've learnt to ignore when you say derogatory things to me
Maori have a king now? I didnt vote for him.
Quote from Tiwaking!: July 04, 2014, 09:51:54 amMaori have a king now? I didnt vote for him. You don't vote for kings. Some guy, his arm clad in the tattoos, held aloft a red hat off the ground of the car park, signifying by some crazy mystical reason that this dude, was to wear Mario's hat, and will be your king.
Quote from Spacemonkey: July 04, 2014, 10:18:57 amQuote from Tiwaking!: July 04, 2014, 09:51:54 amMaori have a king now? I didnt vote for him. You don't vote for kings. Some guy, his arm clad in the tattoos, held aloft a red hat off the ground of the car park, signifying by some crazy mystical reason that this dude, was to wear Mario's hat, and will be your king.Listen: Strange men hanging around in car parks distributing crimson bonnets is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some... farcical parking lot ceremony!You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some branded maniac threw a fedora at you!!I mean, if I went 'round, saying I was an emperor, just because some inked bedlamite had hurled rouge headgear at me, they'd put me away!
Goodness I was angry, where did all that energy come fromObviously I was up way past my bed time, I'll just accept my award for Retard of getsome now
Paki's friends -- Te Ahorangi Totorewa, 20, Hamuera Wipoha Pugh, 19, and Raa Ngaru Smith, 18 -- were all discharged without conviction in Gisborne District Court on Monday over the March burglary and theft incident.The four had stolen surfboards from a Top Ten Holiday Park and clothes from a man's car after a drinking session in March.
Now thats what I call friends with benefits
MARIO KING'S SON ESCAPED CONVICTION.
The Maori King's son will be convicted of drink driving, after the High Court ruled the consequences were "not irredeemable".
What that means is "We're going to pretend it didn't happen, you special little flower, and forget about all ill intent, because your unique!".
Listen: Strange men hanging around in car parks distributing crimson bonnets is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some... farcical parking lot ceremony!You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some branded maniac threw a fedora at you!!I mean, if I went 'round, saying I was an emperor, just because some inked bedlamite had hurled rouge headgear at me, they'd put me away!
Singer Chris Brown has been offered royal hospitality by the spokesman for the Maori King - if he can get into New Zealand.The Maori King, Tuheitia Paki, is currently ill. Mr Morgan said the King's son Whatumoana Paki would carry out hosting duties.
FYI, this is eldest son, Whatumoana Paki, who is also his own Grandfather