Vote for Colin Craig

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Vote for Colin Craig.



Colin Craig is in your TV3, watching you minor debate!



Colin Craig will stop the Chinese



East Coast Bays is where you will vote for him




Colin Craig will make the government smaller, so small only he is left.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Colin Craig is disappointed in you guys. Colin Craig was this close to becoming your supreme leader.

Colin Craig will be watching you through your window tonight, wondering why you didn't vote for him.

[Bounty Hunter]

Colin Craig and JK, were the only guys smiling after 11:30pm on election day.

So long as he's happy.

[Tiwaking!]

Vote for Colin Craig.
Colin Craig will make the government smaller, so small only he is left.

This arrived in the mail today.
Poor Colin Craig. They cant give the guy a break.
He didnt even win.

[Retardobot]

Vote for Colin Craig.
Colin Craig will make the government smaller, so small only he is left.

This arrived in the mail today.
Poor Colin Craig. They cant give the guy a break.
He didnt even win.

I found this trash in my mailbox, and I'm in Palmy. I jumped on Facebook and joined a "Fuck Up, Colin Craig" group, and then went to his official page and blasted the rat-faced looking lizard-dick.

This is a good quote from the "fuck up, Colin Craig page"

It is perfectly reasonable to create a 12 page document rebutting the argument that you are a sex pest and mail it to every person in Auckland. This will doubtless convince the people of Auckland that Colin is just your typical conservative property tycoon fundamentalist Christian kiwi joker who has, through no fault of his own, been the victim of a smear campaign. He is not a strange, strange man and is not a sex pest. If you disagree, you will hear from his lawyers.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

You guys better watch out. Beware the wraith of Colin Craig, for the day of reckoning will come, and he will rain down judgement upon you, in the form of chemtrails. And you will beg for his mercy.

[Craigor]

I didn't get one in my mailbox

I only presume it's because I used all his post paid feedback envelopes, enclosed with previous party-gathering spam, to send him "Leave me the fuck alone you homophobe, but thanks for the free postage to allow me to express my opinion" messages in the mail

It was well worth the trip to the post box every time.

[Retardobot]

I only presume it's because I used all his post paid feedback envelopes, enclosed with previous party-gathering spam, to send him "Leave me the fuck alone you homophobe, but thanks for the free postage to allow me to express my opinion" messages in the mail

This is awesome.

[Lias]

I only presume it's because I used all his post paid feedback envelopes, enclosed with previous party-gathering spam, to send him "Leave me the fuck alone you homophobe, but thanks for the free postage to allow me to express my opinion" messages in the mail

This is awesome.

Yes.. Yes it is lol

[420fairy]

Colin Craig reminds me of a lizard

[Clin]

Bob Dole. Bob Dole.

Colin Craig reminds me of a lizard

He reminds me of a dickhead.