I'm A Bird

[Craigor]

Look at me, I'm a Bird, I can has fly.

[Retardobot]

Haha, has it become impaled upon that rod?

[Craigor]

Yeah, somehow it's impaled itself on the rod and died..

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

What is that rod for anyway?

Apart from bird collecting.

[Bert]

looks like it was put there

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

looks like it was put there

By Craigorsarus no doubt.

He is always impaling things on his rod.

[Retardobot]

looks like it was put there

By Craigorsarus no doubt.

He is always impaling things on his rod.

That was good.

I imagine it's a lightning rod. Not Craig's penis, the rod on the building.

However Craig's penis has been known to cause shock.

[Craigor]

However Craig's penis has been known to cause shock.

Haha, I could tell you some stories, but I wont

[Retardobot]

However Craig's penis has been known to cause shock.

Haha, I could tell you some stories, but I wont

"Nope, that isn't fitting"?

[Kayne]

Speaking of birds, let's high tail it away from impaling birds and chirp about fixing them.

Cat caught a small bird but it doesn't seem too damaged, but it's too sore to fly. If I let it go, it doesn't make it very far.

So. How do I help this little fucker get better.

It's the same size as a sparrow but a very nice emerald green. You'll know the one.

I've already built a small cage with chicken wire and a cardboard box, given it a small (clean) dip container of water as well as a shit load of bird seed. Even used some 1mm TPS cable and made a perch for it. Also put in a few flannels so that he can sleep on something soft.

I have called him "Satchel". F**k you.

[Pyromanik]

Wax eye.

Spoiler :

The trouble with captive birds is getting them to eat. Provided you've got that going, it's probably just time. BUT I'M NO VET.






ps. Scrolling section. Saw thread title. Saw poster (OP). Wondered if this was a comming out as Clarissa.
But thread still delivers on a whole other level. GG. I like birds.

[Kayne]

Thats the one!

I bandaged it up last night and it went to sleep with it on, but its rummaged out since.

And yeah it has food and water, I've seen it drinking / eating too so you're probably right. Just time.

Its definitely a lot more energetic + fatter today too. Its living the good caged life now

[Xsannz]

Careful it doesnt have too much seed.

Wild birds can over eat when there is alot and on its own,  then they drink and the seed swells.

It can and kill them because they cant process that much or throw up so they bloat and die. 

[Pitchey]

Bird On A Wire Music Vid

[Kayne]

Careful it doesnt have too much seed.

Wild birds can over eat when there is alot and on its own,  then they drink and the seed swells.

It can and kill them because they cant process that much or throw up so they bloat and die.

yeahhhhh I wish I read that before.

He was extremely energetic this morning, I left for an hour, came back and he was completely out of energy on the food plate. I went to google and after 5 minutes I came back to find he'd died.

Oh well. Good intentions went straight down the drain, GOODBYE SATCHEL, YOU WILL BE MISSED FOR THE NEXT HOUR OR SO.

SALUTE. @4.28 for a slightly happier version.



RIP SATCHEL YOU WILL BE MISSED

[Pyromanik]

A little bird burial and then on we go?

[Kayne]

Flushed him while playing "free bird" on my guitar.

SALUTE.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Such a sad story.

Not the best start to the week. Now I will be depressed for the whole day, thinking about that little bird.

[private_hell]

should have given him red bull - i hear it gives you wings

[420fairy]

should have given him red bull - i hear it gives you wings

hahah fucking lold in real life well played!

[Pyromanik]

Nelly Furtado - Maneater (US Version)

[Pyromanik]

Spoiler :

Nelly Furtado - Maneater (US Version)

Ah fuck, wrong song whoops



www.youtube.com/watch?v=roPQ_M3yJTA

[Retardobot]

That bird isn't flying anywhere.

[Pyromanik]

EXCEPT TO HEAVEN

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I don't know where my soul is,