Fairies propostion and adult educational thread

[420fairy]

hahahaha nice!!! I freaked out when I first heard that woman, i mean i was trying to put my man hat on thinking how I would feel if I had a dyson hoover down there hahaha fucking scary man. Keen to try it though lol just to see

[QUPHOZ]

haha wtf

[Retardobot]

Showed the Mrs. that grapefruit thing. She's keen but not with grapefruit because that means babies (grapefruit plays havoc with birthcontrol).

Is grapefruit recommended because they're juicer and bigger than an orange or is it something to do with the grapefruit citrus juice?

[The Demon Lord]

Showed the Mrs. that grapefruit thing. She's keen but not with grapefruit because that means babies (grapefruit plays havoc with birthcontrol).

Is grapefruit recommended because they're juicer and bigger than an orange or is it something to do with the grapefruit citrus juice?

Is she planning on eating the Grapefruit after you have blown your load in it or something??!

[Retardobot]

Well, you know, giving a blow job with a grapefruit on your dick... Logistics says that getting grapefruit juice in her mouth is unavoidable.

You don't actually fuck the grapefruit. Just wear a slice like a cock-ring while you get a gobbie - your other half is supposed to rub it up and down.

Amateurs...

[Xenolightning]

What about grapefruit body wash? Or lube?

[The Demon Lord]

Well, you know, giving a blow job with a grapefruit on your dick... Logistics says that getting grapefruit juice in her mouth is unavoidable.

You don't actually fuck the grapefruit. Just wear a slice like a cock-ring while you get a gobbie - your other half is supposed to rub it up and down.

Amateurs...

The documentation indicates she uses her hand to move the grapefruit up and down, not her mouth.

[Retardobot]

It's a blow job + grapefruit slice.

Does your Mrs. just pop your wanger in her mouth and then just stay motionless until you finish?

[Zarkov]

I'm sorry I asked.

[Lias]

In quasi related news, TIL (care of an article on Stuff) that there is a movie that shows a nun pleasuring herself with a Jack Russell terrier.

[The Demon Lord]

It's a blow job + grapefruit slice.

Does your Mrs. just pop your wanger in her mouth and then just stay motionless until you finish?

depends if she is tied up or not 

[Pitchey]

It's a blow job + grapefruit slice.

Does your Mrs. just pop your wanger in her mouth and then just stay motionless until you finish?

depends if she's tied me up or not 

Fixed for truth!

[Bounty Hunter]

Sex is so weird.

Everyone wants it, but so few people are willing to be paid for it. AND SO MANY PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO PAY YOU! There are literally more people willing to pay you for sex, than there are willing to pay you to do your job. And you get to have sex.

Paid to trade goods? Oh yeah.

Paid to sit around an office all day? Gimme more!

Paid to have sex? FUCK OFF I'M NOT SOME SORT OF HOOKER!

In terms of sexual fulfillment, in the worst case you'll get $250 to lie there for 15 minutes. Yeah, ok you might be murdered by a psychopath, so the worst case overall is much worse than death by office work, but I guarantee you're not on $1000 an hour to lie down.

Paid to lie down on a bed for 15 minutes? FUCK YEAH!

Paid to lie down on a bed for 15 minutes while someone has sex with you? NOT A HOOKER

Sometimes I think hookers are the most sane people in the world.

Also, OP failed to actually specify the sex of the offender....just sayin'.

[The Demon Lord]

Also, OP failed to actually specify the sex of the offender....just sayin'.

Hmmmm what would that look like....
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What?

[Retardobot]

Bounty, she doesn't know the sex. Just got a message from what is now a deleted account.

[Obble]

I am sorry Fairy

[Kayne]

I just realised Fairy made this thread.

Up until now, I thought it was spacemonkey for some odd reason.

Why would space monkey charge so little

[Pitchey]

Why would space monkey charge

Fixed.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I just realised Fairy made this thread.

Up until now, I thought it was spacemonkey for some odd reason.

Why would space monkey charge so little

There is no reason for me to make a thread, I know you are the one sending me those PMs.

[420fairy]

Sex is so weird.

Everyone wants it, but so few people are willing to be paid for it. AND SO MANY PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO PAY YOU! There are literally more people willing to pay you for sex, than there are willing to pay you to do your job. And you get to have sex.

Paid to trade goods? Oh yeah.

Paid to sit around an office all day? Gimme more!

Paid to have sex? FUCK OFF I'M NOT SOME SORT OF HOOKER!

In terms of sexual fulfillment, in the worst case you'll get $250 to lie there for 15 minutes. Yeah, ok you might be murdered by a psychopath, so the worst case overall is much worse than death by office work, but I guarantee you're not on $1000 an hour to lie down.

Paid to lie down on a bed for 15 minutes? FUCK YEAH!

Paid to lie down on a bed for 15 minutes while someone has sex with you? NOT A HOOKER

Sometimes I think hookers are the most sane people in the world.

Also, OP failed to actually specify the sex of the offender....just sayin'.

Im confident it was a guy based on how they asked. Had it been a woman - free sex for the win.

And Bob, why block me *sniff*

[The Demon Lord]

Im confident it was a guy based on how they asked. Had it been a woman - free sex for the win.

Now - I am curious as to how it was asked that indicated it was a guy:

"I have a penis - I will give you $250 to put it inside you"
"Giz us a hoon in your vag ow"

The Mind ponders....

[Xsannz]

Will Nom for free.

^ that is going to be my homeless hobo sign

[Pitchey]

$100 for a ruby grapefruit blow

Read the title, thought I'd found something new in the grapefruit BJ vein, read the article, disappointed.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/68488286/three-ways-with-passionfruit

[Obble]

Im confident it was a guy based on how they asked. Had it been a woman - free sex for the win.

And Bob, why block me *sniff*

Block you? That's not me BB 👅

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Grapefruit wouldn't be big enough. I'd need a pummelo.